I know what you're thinking. You're thinking this is a song. Well, I guess I'll just have to show ya Exactly where you are WRONG!
Why aren't ya hearin' the cheese? Why aren't ya feelin' the ham? If you don't listen, you'll miss it! You don't understand! I will explain it all once! I can explain it all twice! To make it clear to your brain until you're taking a bite!
It couldn't be a dam 'cause it doesn't have a beaver. It's not the DMV 'cause it doesn't make you wait. It couldn't be a taco 'cause it isn't very crunchy. It couldn't be an Olson 'cause it isn't Mary Kate. It can't be dirty dancing 'cause it doesn't make you vomit. It couldn't be an iron 'cause it doesn't burn your face. It couldn't be Bruce Campbell 'cause it isn't freaking awesome. It couldn't be a keyboard 'cause it doesn't have a space... BAR!
BECAUSE This is not a song, it's a sandwich! What would make you think otherwise? This not a song, it's a sandwich! Now no more of your vile, filthy lies!
This is a song... (NO, IT'S A SANDWICH!) But...it's a song. (NO, IT'S A SANDWICH!)
So what are you thinking? Still think this is a song? Do you require more proof? Do you ENJOY being wrong?
Why aren't you hearing the meat? Why aren't you feeling the bread? If you don't listen, you'll miss it. You're making me sad... I will explain it all once! I can explain it all twice! And then again and again, until you're taking a bite!
It couldn't be a chick 'cause it doesn't want to marry. It can't be Windows Vista 'cause it doesn't suck enough. It couldn't be a boob, 'cause it isn't very squishy. It couldn't be a beer 'cause it isn't good and stuff. It couldn't be a tub 'cause it doesn't have a ducky, It couldn't be a stoner 'cause it doesn't have a joint. It couldn't be an egg 'cause there is no Easter bunny, It couldn't be a song 'cause it doesn't have a point.
BECAUSE This is not a song, it's a sandwich! What would make you think otherwise? This is not a song, it's a sandwich! It's really just a hoagie in disguise.
I'm pretty sure this is a song. (NO, IT'S A SANDWICH!) Sooooong... (SANDWICH!) SONG! (SANDWICH!) Jesus, dude! What is WRONG with you?! (NO, IT'S A SANDWICH!)
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I know what you're thinking.
You're thinking this is a song.
Well, I guess I'll just have to show ya
Exactly where you are WRONG!
Why aren't ya hearin' the cheese?
Why aren't ya feelin' the ham?
If you don't listen, you'll miss it!
You don't understand!
I will explain it all once!
I can explain it all twice!
To make it clear to your brain until you're taking a bite!
It couldn't be a dam 'cause it doesn't have a beaver.
It's not the DMV 'cause it doesn't make you wait.
It couldn't be a taco 'cause it isn't very crunchy.
It couldn't be an Olson 'cause it isn't Mary Kate.
It can't be dirty dancing 'cause it doesn't make you vomit.
It couldn't be an iron 'cause it doesn't burn your face.
It couldn't be Bruce Campbell 'cause it isn't freaking awesome.
It couldn't be a keyboard 'cause it doesn't have a space...
BAR!
BECAUSE
This is not a song, it's a sandwich!
What would make you think otherwise?
This not a song, it's a sandwich!
Now no more of your vile, filthy lies!
This is a song...
(NO, IT'S A SANDWICH!)
But...it's a song.
(NO, IT'S A SANDWICH!)
So what are you thinking?
Still think this is a song?
Do you require more proof?
Do you ENJOY being wrong?
Why aren't you hearing the meat?
Why aren't you feeling the bread?
If you don't listen, you'll miss it.
You're making me sad...
I will explain it all once!
I can explain it all twice!
And then again and again, until you're taking a bite!
It couldn't be a chick 'cause it doesn't want to marry.
It can't be Windows Vista 'cause it doesn't suck enough.
It couldn't be a boob, 'cause it isn't very squishy.
It couldn't be a beer 'cause it isn't good and stuff.
It couldn't be a tub 'cause it doesn't have a ducky,
It couldn't be a stoner 'cause it doesn't have a joint.
It couldn't be an egg 'cause there is no Easter bunny,
It couldn't be a song 'cause it doesn't have a point.
BECAUSE
This is not a song, it's a sandwich!
What would make you think otherwise?
This is not a song, it's a sandwich!
It's really just a hoagie in disguise.
I'm pretty sure this is a song.
(NO, IT'S A SANDWICH!)
Sooooong...
(SANDWICH!)
SONG!
(SANDWICH!)
Jesus, dude! What is WRONG with you?!
(NO, IT'S A SANDWICH!)
Lettuce...bacon...mayo...tomato...
Cheese...olives...onions...frog...
Tuna...turkey...peppers...salami...
Noodles...pizza...tires...crowbars!
You bought (or stole!) this dumb CD...
Now you are suffering...
Driving home, working out, or at your job...
At your house or wherever...on your iPod!
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