Haiku Review: Lost - This Place is Death

I wonder if I even need to spoiler-tag my haikus. Unless I hear otherwise, I think I won't anymore.

Montand (the French guy)
versus Smokey. Smokey wins!
Give that guy a hand!!

Ben's meeting on the
pier...didn't go so well. Kate
leaves, so does Sayid.

Aww. Sawyer and Jin
share a hug. And now, onto
the Orchid, to find...

Well, well, well. Looks like
Locke got himself buried. But!
He did turn the wheel.

Note to the ladies:
Don't fall in love with Daniel!
(Unless you like death.)

Ben, Desmond, Jack, Sun
are with Mrs. Hawking, who
says, "Let's get started."