Tuesday, April 28, 2026
Living for the City - Stevie Wonder
Sunday, March 29, 2026
Knights of Shame - Awolnation
Today is March 29th, 2026. The song of the day is "Knights of Shame" by Awolnation.
Friday, December 26, 2025
Sympathy for the Devil - The Rolling Stones
Wednesday, November 05, 2025
Master of Puppets - Metallica
Friday, September 19, 2025
Do You Feel Like We Do - Peter Frampton
Sunday, September 14, 2025
Suite: Judy Blue Eyes - Crosby, Stills & Nash
Saturday, June 14, 2025
Change - Boingo
If it does it's for the worse, seems it's just a modern curse
Sometimes when I take a peek outside of my little cage,
Everyone looks so asleep, will they die before they wake
What d'ya say? Show me yours, I'll show you mine
Better cute and better loud, better join up with the crowd
Keep up or be left behind, there's a dust storm in my mind
Seems I can't see straight these days, doesn't matter anyway
Hey . . . Don't you know? We're just products of our times and
Hey, what d'ya say? Show me yours, I'll show you mine
Oh God, here's that question now. The one that makes me go insane
I'd gladly tear my heart out if you never, never, never, never change
Do you want to change . . . I like my stupid life, just the way it is
And I wouldn't even change it for a thousand flying pigs
And I wouldn't even change it for a herd of screaming kids
And I like you just the way you are, I like you though you may not like me back
I would dazzle you with brilliance, if I only had the knack
And the castles all around me, have been melting now for years
And it kills my brain to think of all the time I wasted here
All the efforts, sweat, and broken hearts, the screaming and the tears
Try to get back where I was and I don't really care
Whispering voices from the dead, come from underneath my bed
And I don't really care . . .
And the chaos that surrounds me like a flock of screaming pigs
And it hurts my brain to think of all the stupid things I've said
And if I could change the future I would change the past instead
And I'm dreaming again . . . and I'm dreaming again . . .
Sometimes you're so far away, tell me what to do
I say, Baby . . . sometimes I worry about you
Sometimes I just can't believe everything you do
I say, Baby . . . sometimes I worry about you
Every day I feel the same, don't you feel it too
I say, Baby . . . sometimes I worry about me
Seems I'm falling down a lot, in between the scenes
I say, Baby . . . sometimes I worry about me
Getting harder all the time, harder now to see
I say, Baby . . . sometimes I worry about me
Light another cigarette, have another dream
Testaments and growing pains. Tranquilizers for the soul.
Nothing ventured, nothing gained - evolution's cruelest joke
Why is everyone upset? I once knew but I forget. Something happened,
Something strange, something it appears has changed
And hey, what d'ya say? Show me yours, I'll show you mine
Oh God, here's that question now, the one that makes me go insane
I'd gladly tear my heart out if you never, never, never, never change
Tuesday, June 03, 2025
I Want You (She's So Heavy) - The Beatles
Thursday, January 23, 2025
White Lines (Don't Don't Do It) - Melle Mel
Today is January 23rd, 2025. The song of the day is "White Lines (Don't Do It)" by Melle Mel. (Also credited to Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five, but the research I did found that Melle Mel is the one who wrote and performed it, so...here we are.)
Tuesday, December 10, 2024
X.Y.U. - The Smashing Pumpkins
Today is December 10th, 2024. The song of the day is "X.Y.U." by The Smashing Pumpkins.
(And in the eyes of the jackal, I say Ka-BOOOOOM!! Fuck yeah!!)
Thursday, November 28, 2024
Alice's Restaurant Massacree - Arlo Guthrie
Today is November 28th, 2024. The song of the day is "Alice's Restaurant Massacree" by Arlo Guthrie.
Thursday, November 07, 2024
God Is Dead? - Black Sabbath
Today is November 7th, 2024. The song of the day is "God is Dead?" by Black Sabbath.
Tuesday, September 24, 2024
Working Man - Rush
And the bonus song of the day is "Working Man" by Rush.
Monday, September 16, 2024
Riders on the Storm - The Doors
Today is September 16th, 2024. The song of the day is "Riders on the Storm" by The Doors.
Sunday, August 25, 2024
Hey! - Boingo
Today is August 25th, 2024. The song of the day is "Hey!" by Boingo.
Friday, August 02, 2024
The Load Out/Stay - Jackson Browne
Wednesday, June 05, 2024
Suzie Q - Creedence Clearwater Revival
Today is June 5th, 2024. The song of the day is "Suzie Q" by Creedence Clearwater Revival.
Friday, May 17, 2024
Trapped in the Drive-Thru - "Weird Al" Yankovic
Today is May 17th, 2024. The song of the day is "Trapped in the Drive-Thru" by "Weird Al" Yankovic.
Epic.
And, I figured this would be the case... the lyrics are too long to fit in the comments, so here they are:
Watchin' somethin' stupid on TV
I'm zoned out on the sofa
When my wife comes in the room and sees me
With Lynard Skynard?"
And I say "I don't know
Say, it's gettin' late, watcha wanna do for dinner?"
So I'm not super hungry"
I said, "Well you know, baby, I'm not starvin' either
But I could eat"
I said "I don't know what about you?"
She said "I don't care, if you're hungry, let's eat"
I said "That's what we're gonna do!
What it is you're hungry for!"
And she says "let me think,
What's left in our refrigerator?"
She said "That went bad a week ago!"
I said "Is the chili okay?"
She said "you finished that yesterday!"
"I don't know, do you want to get something delivered?"
She's like "why would I want to eat liver?
I don't even like liver!"
She's like "I heard you say liver!"
I'm like "I should know what I said."
She's like "whatever, I just don't want any liver!"
But my cell phone started to ring
Now who could be callin' me?
Well I checked my caller ID
Callin' for the third time today
My wife said "Let it go to voicemail"
I said "okay
So what d'ya want to do?"
She said "why don't you whip up somethin in the kitchen?"
Yeah, I said why don't you?
I says "no"
She says "yes"
I says "no"
She says "yes"
I says "no"
She says "yes
Oh, here's your keys"
Say okay, where ya want to go?
She says "how about The Ivy?"
I said "yeah, well I don't know
And eatin' expensive food"
She's says "Olive Garden?"
I say "nah, I'm not in the mood
There's no doubt"
She says "Just forget about it"
I said no, I swear I'm gonna take you out!
I says I know what we'll do!
She says "What?"
I say, guess?
She says "What?!"
I say "We're goin' to the drive-thru!"
Open the garage door
Then I open the car doors
And we get in those car doors
And then I turn it sideways
Then we fasten our seat belts
As we pull out the driveway
Heading off to the drive-thru
We're approaching the drive-thru
Getting close to the drive-thru!
Now we're here at the drive thru
Here in line at the drive-thru
Did I mention the drive-thru?
In the drive-thru line, me and her
Cars in front of us, cars in back of us
All just waiting to order
With his brights on behind me
I lean out the window and scream
"Hey, Whatcha tryin to do, blind me?"
We could just go eat inside"
I said "I'm wearin' bunny slippers
So I ain't leavin' this ride."
Is sayin' "Can I take your order, please?"
I said "yes indeed, you certainly can
We'd like two hamburgers with onions and cheese"
"Baby, hold on, I've changed my mind!
I think I'm gonna have a chicken sandwich
Instead, this time"
She says "That's not what I'm hungry for"
I put my head in my hands and screamed,
"I don't know who you are anymore!"
"I don't have all day!"
I said, "then, take our order,
And we'll be on our way!
And I want a cheeseburger, too"
She's like "you want onions on that?"
I'm like, "Yeah, I already said that I do
And don't you dare forget it!
And two medium root beers
No, just one, we'll split it"
You're probably not too bright
So read me back my order
Let's make sure you got it right."
Two, you want a cheeseburger
Three, curly fries, and a large root beer"
"Stop, don't go no further!
I said medium, not large!"
Then she says "we're havin' a special,
I supersized you at no charge"
I could say, was "Oh"
And she says "now there is somethin' else
That I really think you should know
For just a quarter more"
I say, "Great, except we're in the drive thru
So what would I want that for?"
Your voice sounds so familiar hey, is this Paul?
And my wife is all like "no, that ain't Paul,
Now tell me, who's this Paul?"
Who goes to school with me
I sat behind him last year
And I copied off him in Geometry."
He used to be my plumber
He was prematurely bald
And he moved to Pittsburgh last summer
And a really bad infection on his toe."
And she said "Mister, please, you can stop right there,
That's way more than I needed to know!"
And things got real intense
Then she says "next window please,
That'll be five dollars and eighty two cents"
Movin' painfully slow
I got a little bored
So I turned on the radio
Because my wife was getting a headache
So we both just sat there quietly
For her sake
And she looked back at me
And I said "umm,
I think you have somethin' in your teeth."
And then turned back and said "did I get it?"
I said "yeah well, I mean, most of it
But hey, ya know, don't sweat it."
I said "yeah, almost
There's still a little bit there
But don't worry, it's probably just a piece of toast"
Or whatever you call it
Put my hand in my pocket
I can't believe there's no wallet!
"Well, well, well, that'll be five eighty two"
I turn around to my wife, and say
How much have you got on you?
"I'll pay for this, I guess"
So she reaches into her purse
And pulls out the American Express
And she says "oh, dear
It's gotta be cash only
We don't take credit cards here"
"Gee, really? Well that sucks."
And that's when I found out
My wife was only carryin' three bucks
Going to hit the ATM today."
She says "I never got around to it
So where's your wallet anyway?"
Just help me to find some change."
Now the lady at the window
Is lookin' at me kinda strange
We gotta move this line along"
I said "Now hold your stinkin' horses lady,
We won't be long."
And check the mat beneath my feet
I found a nickel in the ashtray
And a couple pennies and a dime in the space between he seats
Of coins of every sort
The lady counts it up and says
"You're still about a dollar short"
Frozen on her face
She screams, "you know
I wasn't even really hungry in the first place"
To the cashier again
I shrugged and said "Okay
Forget the chicken sandwich then."
Pick up my receipt
And I drive to the pickup window
Man, I just can't wait to eat
Kid about sixteen
Wearin' a dorky name tag that says
"Hello, my name is Eugene"
I look him in the eyes
And I say to him, "Hey, Eugene,
Could I get some ketchup for my fries?"
And I look at him
And he looks at me
And I look at him
And I look at him
And he says "I'm sorry
What did you want again?"
And he says "oh yeah, that's right
I just spaced out there for a second
I'm really kind of burnt tonight"
And now we're finally drivin' away
And the food is drivin' me mad
With its intoxicating bouquet
By the time we pull up at the traffic light
I say, "Baby, gimme that burger,
I just gotta have a bite!"
And pulls out the burger
And she hands me the burger
And I pick up the burger
I bite into those buns
And I just can't believe it
They forgot the onions!