Showing posts with label L o s t season 4. Show all posts
Showing posts with label L o s t season 4. Show all posts

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Haiku Review: Lost - No Place Like Home, Part 2

The Oceanic
Six and Desmond and Frank are
able to get saved.

Penny's Boat shows up
to save the day, after Not
Penny's Boat goes boom.

Which happened after
Ben made sure Keamy's heart was
no longer beating.

Keamy was wearing
a heart monitor that would
trigger the C-4.

When the bomb went off,
Michael, Ghost-Christian, and Jin
were all exploded.

Sun's heart-wrenching scream
when she loses Jin is, well...
here. Just watch and weep.

Ben moves the Island.
Literally! He turns a
frozen donkey wheel...

...there's a blinding flash,
and then Whoomp! There it isn't.
Man, this show is cool.

Juliet and James
watch the smoldering wreckage
of their rescue boat...

...and, as far as they
know, about half of the main
characters just died.

That's a pretty good
excuse for getting wasted,
which is what they do.

Locke meets up with the
Others. At least someone has
a happy ending.

Except...not so much.
In the future, Locke is dead.
That's why Jack's a mess.

Jack says Locke said things
went to shit after Jack left.
Jack's on a guilt trip.

Ben's there (becuase
he hangs out at funeral
parlors, I suppose.)

Ben tells Jack that they
have to go back. All of them.
Even dead John Locke.

Haiku Review: Lost - No Place Like Home, Part 1

This felt like it was
mostly getting everyone
in place for next ep.

Jin, Sun, adn Aaron
end up on the freighter, which
is armed with C-4.

Sayid and Kate, who
went after Jack and Sawyer,
get caught by Others.

Jack and Sawyer find
Frank, arm themselves, head to the
Orchid for Hurley.

Hurley, Locke and Ben
get to the Orchid. Keamy
is already there.

Ben instructs Locke on
where the true Orchid is, then
surrenders himself.

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Haiku Review: Lost - Cabin Fever

Alpert sees out Locke
the day he's born, when he's ten,
and when he's a teen.

Locke wasn't ready
to accept his destiny.
But Island-Locke is.

With help from some dreams
and a map from a corpse, John
finds Jacob's cabin.

Inside is Christian,
speaking on Jacob's behalf.
Claire is there as well.

I hope Claire's not dead.
Guess we'll have to wait until
Season six to know.

Things on the freighter
are getting intense. Keamy
slit the doctor's throat...

...then dumped the body
overboard. That explains how
he wound up that way
.

Keamy also shoots
the captain. And straps some sort
of bomb to his arm.

I think it's safe to
say Keamy is one fucked up
individual.

Why is he on this
killing spree? Why, to force Frank
to be his pilot.

Meanwhile, Sayid has
taken a raft back to get
survivors rescued.

One last flashback with
Locke: Abaddon plants the seed
of a Walkabout.

When Locke asks Christian
"How do I save the Island?"
He answers, "Move it."

Well. They're gonna need
one hell of a U-Haul truck.
Or a big lever.

Haiku Review: Lost - Something Nice Back Home

Jack's appendix gets
taken out by Juliet.
Sound boring? It is!

Future Jack and Kate
live together, get engaged.
Sound boring? It is!

Christian Shepherd shows
up both on the Island, with
Claire, and off, with Jack.

For a guy who's dead,
he sure does get around. He
takes Claire to the woods.

Haiku Review: Lost - The Shape of Things to Come

Another 'holy
crap, a lot happened' ep. Let's
get started, shall we?

The freighter's doctor
washes up on the beach, with
his throat slit. Not good.

When Des radios
the boat, they say the doctor
is fine. Well, that's weird.

At the Barracks, a
shoot-out takes place. The guys from
the freighter want Ben.

The leader is named
Martin Keamy and he has
Alex held hostage.

He says "Ben, come out
or I'll kill your daughter." Ben
tries to call his bluff.

So Keamy shoots her
in the head. Boom. Just like that.
Ben: "He changed the rules."

Ben goes into a
secret hideaway, then comes
back covered in soot.

Smokey shows up and
it is angry as hell. It
destroys Keamy's men.

James, Claire, Aaron, Miles
head for the beach. Ben, Locke will
find Jacob's cabin.

In the future, Ben
recruits Sayid once his wife
is killed by Widmore.

Ben goes to Widmore,
says, "You killed my daughter, so
I'm gonna kill yours."

Haiku Review: Lost - Meet Kevin Johnson

Michael wants to die.
The Island won't let him. He
has to work for Ben.

He gets on the boat,
along with some explosives.
Sayid turns him in.

On the Island, Ben
has Alex, Danielle and Karl
head to the Temple.

Unfortunately,
they're ambushed along the way.
Karl, Danielle both shot.

Haiku Review: Lost - Ji Yeon

Future Sun gives birth
to daughter Ji Yeon, but Jin
is sadly not there.

Sun, Hurley, Ji Yeon
visit Jin's grave site. He "died"
when the plane went down.

The Oceanic
Six (as the media has dubbed
them) have lied. A lot.

Speaking of lying,
on the freighter the captain
blames fake plane on Ben.

Also, on the boat
is "Kevin Johnson" who looks
a LOT like Michael.

Haiku Review: Lost - The Other Woman

Dan and Charlotte stop
Ben (or someone) from pulling
off "The Purge, Part 2".

The Tempest is a
Dharma station with poison
gas. (Who builds these things?!?)

Juliet is Ben's.
At least, that's what he believes.
Ben? Stalking's creepy.

Ben tells Locke Widmore
faked the plane wreckage and is
a dangerous man.

Haiku Review: Lost - The Constant

Listen: Desmond Hume
has become unstuck in time.
And, he's not alone.

One of the freighters,
George, is also time-bouncin'.
George dies. So it goes.

Des is going to
die, too. So it goes. Unless
he gets an anchor.

Penny can be his
constant. He just has to call
her on Christmas Eve.

Love does conquer all.
It stopped Desmond's time bouncing
nosebleeds. Poo-tee-weet?

Monday, January 25, 2010

Haiku Review: Lost - Eggtown

Miles tells Ben he was
hired by Charles Widmore
to come there to find him...

...But, he says, he'll lie,
say Ben's dead, if Ben pays him
3.2 million.

Dan calls the freighter
and is informed the copter
hasn't shown up there.

Future Kate has a
son. The final reveal is
that he is Aaron.

Haiku Review: Lost - The Economist

Future Sayid is
killing people on a list
that Ben gave to him.

Sayid, Kate, and Miles
go to the Barracks to save
Charlotte. they trade Miles.

Also, Kate stays and
moves in with Claire. Sawyer is
happy to see her.

Daniel sets up an
experiment involving
rockets, time delays.

Rocket that should take
20 seconds, takes 30
minutes to arrive.

Ordering pizza
on the Island is a bitch.
Never there on time.

Frank, Sayid, and Des
fly away in Frank's chopper.
Dan warns: "Don't change course."

Haiku Review: Lost - Confirmed Dead

4 new characters
get introduced to us: Dan,
Miles, Charlotte, and Frank.

Daniel Faraday
is a physicist who's a
bit absent minded.

Miles Straume talks to dead
people, is sarcastic, and
really likes money.

Charlotte spent her time
digging up polar bears in
the Tunisian sand.

Frank "The Lawnmower
Man
" Lapidus: pilot, drunk,
but pretty cool guy.

All four of them were
hired by Abaddon to
go to the Island.

Charlotte gets captured
by Locke and his people. Ben
tries to shoot her dead.

Ben knows who Charlotte
is because he's got a spy
on her boat. Of course.

Miles tells Jack and his
group that they're there to capture
Benjamin Linus.

Haiku Review: Lost - The Beginning of the End

Future Hurley see
Maybe Evil Abaddon,
Dead Charlie, and Jack.

Abaddon asks him,
"Are they still alive?". Music
plays ominously.

Dead Charlie tells him
that he needs to go back. Hey!
That's what Jack told Kate!

Jack's not saying that
yet, though. When he sees Hurley,
he still has no beard.

When Hurley mentions
going back, Jack says 'never'.
Never say never!

Hurley also tells
Jack he shouldn't have gone with
Locke while on the Isle.

And we see when that
happened - after Hurley hears
about Charlie's death.

Locke tells the Losties,
"I'm going to the Barracks.
Who wants to join me?"

Hurley, Sawyer, Claire,
Aaron, and some background folk
opt to follow Locke.

Jack gets greeted by
one of the freighter crew who
jumped from a copter.