Wherein I answer yesterday's bunch of questions, and ask a whole new set. Hooray!
What's your current obsession?
Getting out. 'course, that's not exactly new. Oh. I didn't say "newest". I said "current". So, yeah, getting out.
Harry Potter, to a degree.
I'm sure in a month or so, it'll be Lost again.
Oh, and word counting, of course. [rolleyes]
What's wrong?
I'm cold. It's 98 degrees outside, and I'm freezing, because the air conditioner is left on all the time.
What's the last thing you fixed?
My lunch. ('twas sandwiches [one peanut butter and banana, one peanut butter and jelly] for those who are curious)
What's the last thing you broke?
The news to someone. Heh. Wordplay amuses me greatly. It was breaking news. I broke it.
(I am such a freaking nerd. I'm having to stop myself from giggling over this.)
We built this city on rock and roll. What did you build your city on?
Some dead Indian's land. [/morbid nervous chuckle]
Alternative answer: Shaky foundations.
Who's next?
My money is on either the P@ or, oh, say Annie. (I like long shots.)
Global warming?
I'd say yes, but good freaking hell it's cold in here.
"What's your name? (what's your name?) Who's your daddy? (who's your daddy?)"
Pat.
Heh. That works for all four questions.
("Time of the Season" by The Zombies)
On a scale of one to ten - how hungry are you right now?
1. Go lunch!
What do you think my word count will be at year's end?
174,903.
Is [ ] evil?
Brackets are totally the punctuation of the devil.
and finally...
Done?
Essentially, yes.
And now, today's issuance of questions.
<b>Do clothes make the man?</b>
<b>When is the future?</b>
<b>What website were you at just prior to this one?</b>
<b>What is something that you have noticed is everywhere now?</b>
<b>"Did you do it for love, did you do it for money? Did you do it for spite, did you think you had to, honey?"</b>
<b>What color do you want to be?</b>
<b>If you had a slogan, what would it be?</b>
<b>Why do you hate computers?</b>
and finally...
<b>What's a really good question?</b>
The end. I still need to write up my Harry Potter post. Maybe tomorrow.
3 comments:
I hope neither of your bets is correct, dude.
Do clothes make the man? "Sure, that and a pair of testicles."
When is the future? TIME HAS NO MEANING!
What website were you at just prior to this one? Um. Livejournal? Doing essentially what I'm doing here. Only with less typing.
What is something that you have noticed is everywhere now? People. And they're all really disagreeable.
"Did you do it for love, did you do it for money? Did you do it for spite, did you think you had to, honey?" Yes.
What color do you want to be? If there are no purples, I'll be green.
If you had a slogan, what would it be? HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! DUCHESS DOES IT FRESH!
Why do you hate computers? because nothing good has ever come of them.
and finally...
What's a really good question? What's not a question.
Do clothes make the man?
Yes, but you have to fill them up with flesh and blood and bones and innards and stuff.
When is the future?
The future is now.
What website were you at just prior to this one?
Um... www.iwasntonthecomputer.com
What is something that you have noticed is everywhere now?
air
"Did you do it for love, did you do it for money? Did you do it for spite, did you think you had to, honey?"
I did it for Sprite.
What color do you want to be?
Purple2
If you had a slogan, what would it be?
Leave me alone. Or maybe something less snotty.
Why do you hate computers?
They killed my father. Prepare to die.
and finally...
What's a really good question?
Why?
Do clothes make the man?
No.
When is the future?
It never quite arrives.
What website were you at just prior to this one?
Checking blogs. Um, right before you was Bethysphere. Pfft, like that skank ever updates. :P
What is something that you have noticed is everywhere now?
Really bad Gwen Stefani songs. Also, Mini Coopers.
"Did you do it for love, did you do it for money? Did you do it for spite, did you think you had to, honey?"
Yeah, I used to have that album.
What color do you want to be?
Blue.
If you had a slogan, what would it be?
I support retroactive abortions for Republicans.
Why do you hate computers?
The news is always bad.
and finally...
What's a really good question?
Um, when will I no longer be poor? See also under, when will Hell freeze over.
-nkl
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