Yeah, but John, if The Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down the pirates don't eat the tourists.

So tired of things breaking down.

The phone line. The car. The sliding glass door. The lawnmower. The roof leaking. Whatever else. God damn it, we just lost connection again.

We watched the Oscars. Boringly adequeate. I'd type up commentary on it, but I doubt that this'll go through on the first go 'round anyway.

The girls have become very interested in dinosaurs lately. I was thinking about those terrible lizards, and how there were so many different varieties of dinosaur. T-rex, triceratops, brachiosaurus, shantungosaurus, and so on. That's a hell of a lot of evolution. Which boils down to the fact that the dinosaurs had a heck of a lot of sex. Awesome! Dinosaur sex.