[Begin spoiler for - Not Fro Jupe To See! highlight to view (unless you are the Jupe)]
Jupe, don't read this!
Really. You should turn back now.
Last chance!
Patfro is gone.
Gone!
After 14 months of hair-growing, like the dirty hippie that I am, the scissors have finally caught up with the mass of dead follicles protruding from my scalp. Patfro is no more.
I know!! It's crazy. My boss probably wouldn't've had a problem with my hair, but since I will be moving into the "office" building part of the company, it was better to play it safe than sorry. I know! I'm such a corporate tool. Heh.
So, yeah. Shed a tear for the fro. It had a good life. Now, it is simply four pounds of hair sitting in the garbage can.[end spoiler]
And so begins the final week until I change jobs. Next Monday, things at work will be radically different. Yay!
Next up on the P@rix: I find something else (non-job related) to talk about.
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Oh, man. Consider my tear shedded. Shed. Shedalised.
Whatever the past tense of "shed" is. Possibly "firewood".
Yes, Jupe, don't read that - you'll be absolutely gutted. Possibly...
*snort*
~CosmicAvatar
I READ IT ANYWAHAYHAYHAYHAYHAYAAAAAAAAAY!!! [bawls]
I am sorry.
Someone at work had a Homer chia pet on his desk, and Homer grew a fro! I thought of you.
Now I call him Fro-mer.
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