You had to be there.

Today being the final day I'll ever switch MASTER CONTROL!!! (Thanks, Amy! You're right. Saying it with authority makes it much more fun!), I decided to write up a list (most likely incomplete) of the inside jokes from the past nine years. I know! Another work entry! What's wrong with me? But, hey, last time! Unless, of course, I blog about work again tonight (completely in the realm of possiblity!)

Undoubtedly this list of inside jokes will be boring to everyone else, but quite amusing to yours truly.

Also - why am i up this early!?!

And away we go...



"Man's ability to use tools!!"

"I hope we win!"

"It's time to d-d-d-d-d-duel!!!"

"And...uh...don't forget to vote for me."

"Beeeep-beep-beep."

"Jesus, why don't you go after the bikers?"

"Jenny Jones!!"*

"John Walsh!!"*

"Shut up, Bill."

"Stinky dog."

"Turtle, turtle, turtle, turtle."

"Jennifer Lopez ROCKS!!!!!!!"*

"Classic!"*

The idea that Maury Povich is in fact, a moray eel, and in his final show will pull off his human skin and reveal this.

"Kangaroos?"

"These are dark times."

The broom incident.

"Rexella, I choose you!"

"I never lie."

"Woodification!"

"...but guess what, I did!"

"Why we in black?"

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Good times. Good times.

I'm looking forward to seeing what the next decade produces, joke wise.

* It's the way in which they were shouted that was amusing. Doesn't really translate in a text based medium, but, oh well.