Tuesday, October 24, 2006

Church Sign Wisdom 8

About time. They've not changed it since August!

SIMON SAYS TO PETER:
WHEN THE ROOSTER CROWS
YOUR GOOSE IS COOKED


And then Homer says: Mmmmm. Cooked Goose.
And the cheerleaders say: How funky is your chicken? How loose is your goose?
And Alice in Chains says: They come to snuff the rooster.


Other side:
MANY FERTALIZE GRAPE
VINES WITH THE RUNOFF
OF UNTAMED TONGUES


My first reaction was "WHAT??", then I realized that it was a commercial for New Wild Tongues Fertalizer(TM) and was okay with it.
"Wild Tongues Fertalizer will make your grape vine grow like nothing else! And that's not BS." [/announcer voice]

1 comment:

Amy said...

Do they then also sleep furiously? What!!