Sunday, December 18, 2005

Then the story got a little ...weird.

Xmas story time! With two new sentences added on - the one from yesterday and also today's.

In the days when Herod was king of Judea, Mary was visited by an angel.
The angel said, "You shall bear a son and call him Jesus."
In those days, everyone went to the city of his ancestors to be taxed.
Joseph had to go to Bethlehem, the city of David.
Joseph and Mary made the long journey together.
When they reached Bethlehem, the city was filled with robots people.
There was no room for Mary and Joseph at the inn.
Mary and Joseph had to stay in a stable.
That night, Jesus was born.
Mary laid Jesus in a manger to sleep.
Out in the fields, some shepherds were watching their flocks.
A great light flashed, and the shepherds were afraid.
An angel appeared and said, "Good news! I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico! Er...I mean, A savior is born!"
The angel told them to go find Jesus in the stable and worship Him.
Then many other angels appeared, singing, "Glory to God".
The shepherds hurried to find Jesus.
They found Him in the stable with Mary and Joseph.
The shepherds knelt down and worshiped Jesus.

A few thoughts.
1) I know everyone loves newborn babies, but worship? [eyebrow]
2) Isn't worshipped spelled with two p's? (Probably not, but it looks like it should be)
3) Huge thanks to the Simpsons for providing me with the perfect quote to end this with in a few days. I can't say it now since it'll spoil it, and if you watched the episode you probably know what I'm referring to already, but it just goes to show that there is pretty much no situation that exists that a Simpsons quote can't fit into somewhere.

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