FIVE!!!

Alternative title: The longest freaking post in the world.

Here are my answers to the longest boq ever.


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Man, I used a lot of commercial slogans. This was from Sega, and just illustrates how old this thing was.

Are you ready?
Meh.
If you had 3 wishes, what would they be? No wishing for more wishes.
I don't know. 1) Not to need money. 2) Better health for me and my family. 3) [shrug]
What would you do with a time machine?
Um. Travel in time? I'm not very thinky right now, which is a pity, since it seems most of the later questions are not as in depth. Oh well.
Do you think we'll ever achieve world peace?
The best we can hope for is individual peace of mind.
Yo man, ya got da juice?
Word. Da apple juice is in da fridge, yo.
Imagine winning the $25 million lottery. How'd you spend the cash?
Not very wisely.
Same day you get the $, aliens land on earth and tell you that in two days, the planet will be gone. Now how'd ya spend the money?
Quickly.
Who wants Trident?
Um.
What do you think of Cin-a-burst gum?
Yeah. I love that I used so many outdated commercial slogans. It just...
WHY GOD, WHY?
Because P@, Because.
Are you awake?
I shouldn't be, but yes. Also, that's a lame question. (One of hundreds!)
Where's Waldo?
In the corner near the candy canes.
Are you afraid?
I'm afraid not. Heh. Seriously, though, I'm not scared right now, but I've been scared before, though. Heh. "Nervous?" "Yes." "First time?" "No, I've been nervous lots of times before."
Sweet dreams are made of these. Who am I to disagree?
We are all welcome to our opinions.
must i?
No. (God. SO many of these questions are really unanswerable meaningless nothingness. [sigh])
Is that correct?
Sure.
If people had no lips, could they still kiss?
We'd find a way to show affection, sure. (My original answer in the slam book: "Yes, but saying things like 'Mickey Mouse' would be much more difficult.")
Do you believe in God?
I'm a practicing agnostic. (Although I lean more toward atheistic beliefs personally.)
What religion are you?
Wait - a person can't be a religion, can they? Man, that would be sweet. I guess I'd like to be P@holic.
What do you pray for?
To waste time.
If you were the last person left on earth, what would you do?
Probably spend the rest of my life looking for another person. And reading. And doing lots of other things to take my mind off the crushingly depressing reality of being so damn alone before taking my own life. Why bother going on in a world like that?
What does M&M stand for?
Meh. I can't be arsed to google it up, nor to come up with a witty response.
If a word wasn't spelled correctly in the dictionary, how would we know?
Whoa, dude.
What was Berlin like during the war?
I didn't know him.
If you could turn invisible at will, what would you do?
Turn invisible. Duh.
Who?
Are You? (Who who? Who who?)
What?
I was singing "Who Are You?" by The Who.
Where?
Um. Just now. In my living room.
When?
Dude. Just now. 7:38AM on the last day of 2005.

Why?
I don't know. Something to do, I suppose. I really should be either asleep or doing dishes, though.
Why ask why?
God, I was like a freaking walking television station.

Why not?
WOBBUFFET!! (HEEE!!)

Best couples
The ones that work well together.

Worst couples
The ones that don't.

Favorite school subject
Meh.
Subject you hate the most
Meh.

Favorite T.V. Show(s)
Most everything on television is crap, but the crap I like the best is The Simposons and Lost. Compared to my previous answer (which is highly embarassing): SNL
Get a Life
Quantum Leap
YWI2
MST3K
ST:NG
Saved by the Bell

Worst T.V. Show(s)
If it's really bad, I just don't waste my time with it. (Or try not to) Pretty much oanything on UPN is gonna suck, though. (To be fair, I hvan't watched Veronica Mars yet.)
My origanl answer was Comikaze which I don't even know what that is.

When is your birthday? June 14th.

Where were you born? When? Conway South Carolina. 5:01am.

What's your phone number? Um, no.
Address? Again, I don't think so.
Social Security Number? HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. (Sorry. Social Security is a joke.)
Blood type? AB postiive
Eye color? Blue
Hair color? Original answer: Armpit or pubic?
Answer now: Borwnish blonde.
Sexually preference? Heee. I was such a dumb little teenager.
What's your sign? I'm a Gemini.

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Come here often? No, usually in the shower. (Sorry.)
Favorite Ice Cream flavor I love Rocky ROad! [/Weird Al] But I do. That, and STrawberry.
Favorite Pizza Topping Pepporoni and green peppers. Or Ham and Pineapple.
Are you happy? Overall, yes. Right now... I've been happier. This is such a big file taht it's slowing the computer down considerabley, and so I'm typing, and then ten or fifteen seconds later, my words are catching up with what I've written, and it's resulting in a lot of typos and wahtnot. But. My life is going pretty well right now. I loe vthe girls and the STeph and things area okay. So, yeah. I'm happy.
Are we there yet? Don't make me turn this car around!
Do you talk to yourself? Yes.
Are you really alive? Hmm. I could get philosophical here, but I won't bother. I can't answer that question with 100% accuracty, but I believe that I am, so yes.
What is real? Unicorns and fairies and leprechauns and trolls. Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny and cinammon rolls.
How many Skittles combinations are there? 52.
What confuses you? Why I'm doing this. Also, most people on the internet. Or most people.
Favorite teacher Life.
Teacher you hate the most Death. (heh)
Oh say can you see? Not as well as I used to, but yes.
By the dawn's early light? Well, yeah, acutally. It is 8:15 AM.
Distilled water? [sigh] Stupid school stuff.
Favorite color(s) Blue. REd.
What kind of store is Smitty's? I have no idea, honestly. See what happens when you do dated material?
Whatever happened to Ollie North? Don't know. Don't care.
Whatever happened to Ken Ober? I liked "Remote Control", but, that was the first non-video show that MTV ever had, so it kinda sucks that it was the start of such a horrible trend.
Whatever happened to ________? Oh, blanks are still around.
How much do you weigh? Um. 140 pounds, I blieev.
Who's the Boss? Bruce Springsteen. Or at least he was. I don't know if he's retired or not.
Why is suicide against the law? Imagine if it weren't!!
Who killed Mr. Boddy? Where? With what? Why? The butler. In the ktichen. The rope. Um.
Casual Sex? There's nothing really casual about it. It's not like you can just be talking to someone and have intercourse, and continue on your conversation like tnothing happened. Unless you're living in a porno movie.
He's a Terminator like you? Nah, he's cooler than I am.
Who sent you? Erm.
We aren't gonna make it, are we? Things look bleak, actually.
Why do you cry? I don't.
What is today? Decmeber 31st, 2005. New Year' WSEve
...and just how long have you had this problem? Who said anything about a problem?
Now what?! Another question. Done, done, on to the next one...
Would you like to know what day you're going to die? I still hold onto the theory that we all DO know, and are simply in denial.
$150 for one hour?!? I wish!
Are those Bugle Boys you're wearing? No. Corporate shill.
Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon? No. Corporate shilll.
Can you save me? This season os Smallville has been a really good one. Of course, compared to teh craptacular trainwreck that was season 4, I don't know how it could not mbe.
Can you sting me? ERm. No.
Whatcha got buried in your backyard? Saren might be able to tell us, since she got a metal detector for Xmas.
What's the deal with Metallica? They're like some kind of monster or something.
What's this? Great. Now I have Jack Skellington's voice in my head.
Binky, what the fuck? I don't know.
Pretty cool, huh? Erm. No. Not really..
What's the melting point of lead? Ahh, school. So glad that I learned that . I use it ALL the freaking time in my everyday life. (it's 622.45 degrees F, by the way)
Have you driven a Ford lately? Can't say that I have.
Hyundai? Nope, not that either.
What kind of car do you want? A newer one that is larger than the eone we have now. And gets good gas mileage. Or better yet, doesn't run on gas at all. Or even better than that, to NOT need a car, period. Ponderous man
Can you see what I'm saying?
Aren't you supposed to be at work? No. I have today, tomorrow, and Monday off. Birchin'!!
and? Um. It's bitchin'! Dudh.
Where'd you lose it? When? With who? (HEEE! Birchin'!!!!) Oh wll.
What are you doing? Freezing. QWriting answers to these lame ass questions. Moving on.
What does the world need now? How should I know? Why don't you ask it? Yes.
Should I stay or should I go?
Are you wanting inspiration?
How ya doin'? Getting by Wishing this was shorter.
What (and/or who) really matters to you? SpishCo. Um. ..


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How do you plea? Temporary insanity, I guess.
Story Page1: When I woke, I was sore all over. I couldn't remember last night at all. I had no idea where I was or how I'd gotten there. I tried to look at my watch and noticed I was chained to a wall wearing only my underwear.
I shouldn't have included these. THe oint of the story page was to add on to the part written by the previous person who answered, which can't really be done online. (Although lord knows I've treid it in my blog a few times....)
Would you rather be rich or famous? Yes. (I'd rather be happy)
On a scale of 1 to 10? 5. (Always take the moderate road)
Penny for your thoughts No, thank you.
thank you page Heee! Yes, thank you, Jimmy, for your contribution to Led Zeppelin.
Paper or plastic? Yes.
Are you with us or against us? Yes. Also! Heee! I was all psychic with this question.
Top or bottom? Yes.Yes.
Up or down? Yes.
True or false? Yes.
Truth or dare? Yes.
Favorite movie? Um. I don't know.
Worst movie? Oh, god, I've seen so many.
Most recent movie you've seen? March of the Penguins. Which was really enjoyable.
Wanna go to the movies? Steph and Saren are going today. To see The Chronicles of Narnia.
What if...? Superman had landed in Australia. Or in a pre-civilzed society? Or had been found by the Luthors instead of the Kents?
Who hears your voice? Those who listen when they are around me. (Can you hear me now?)
What's the difference between life and death? Death is a LOT longer.
What's the difference between pleasure and pain? Pleasure is something one seeks. Pain ... not so much.Dude. Something dies all the time.
What do you do when something dies? Sigh. Stupid computer. Again: Dude. Something dies all the time.
Is anything perfect? Strangers. (get out of the city!!)
Who is (are) the strangest person (people) you know? Um...
If you could be in a dark room (with a bed) and 1 other person, who'd it be? Steph, of course. Woo hoo! Let's get it on!! Hee.
If you could be in a dark room (with a gun) and 1 other person, who'd it be? [shrug] Not really into the whole murdering thing, ya know?
How do ya get the blood off? Out, out, damn spot! (Ask Lady MacBeth. She's good with getting blood stains out.)Well, evntually, yeah.
Do you want to die? Well, eventually, yeah.
What do you want to be when you grow up? I don't wanna grow up...
They're gonna put me in jail? Yep. And you can't pass Go or collect $200 either.
had any dreams lately (strange or otherwise)? Yes.
Why can't they leave us alone? Control.
Which is the better of the two, Coke or Pepsi? Yes. (Pepsi. Although, amazingly, back then my answer was Coke!! Crazy!)
If I come on like a dream, will you let me show you what I mean? Yeah, sure, whatever.
What life? I don't know.
What's your favorite radio station? Area 108, even though they went and aded DJs, is still pretty dencent. Jack FM somewhat bugs me more now, but they still have the most variety of music.
What's your excuse this time? Bad Driving. What's YOUR excuse?
You wanna know why? Doesn't everyone?.
Where would you rather live? On the road.I have no control over fate.
You're not supposed to question faith, but how do you accept this fate? I have no control over fate.
Fav. actor(s)? That one guy.
Fav. actress(es)? That one woman who was in that movie. You knoow the one.
Are you lonesome tonight? No.
Who deserves to die? DAMN IT!! I have no control over fate. This computer...
Since when are you God? I'm not God, but seriously. This computer deserves t odie.
Fav. song(s) Um.reat.
Worst song(s) Great. More opinion questions.
Fav. band or singer(s) My original answer to this was really ...not good:
Spin Doctors
REM
U2
IMRU (REM & U2 combined)
The Police
Foreigner
Huey Lewis and the News
Genesis

Holy crap, dude.
Worst band/singer(s) Oh god, there are so many.
Werewithal shall a young man cleanse his way? Um... the shower?
Why, what evil hath ye done? Lots.
And David said unto him, "To whom belongest thou?" I belongest to ... I don't know.
And whence thou? Yeah.
I say then, hath God cast away His people? Yes, but he reeled them back in when He got a nibble.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz the fox ate him.
What do you fear the most? Fear Factor.
How old do you want to be when you die? Old enough.
Everyone in the world is going to die tomorrow except for you, and your choice of 14 other people. Who do you choose? Really!?! Holy shit, dude. Well, four of them are sleeping in teh other room. The otehr 10... I don't know. That would be a lot of perssure to put on a person.
Funniest joke? That one about Superman.
Lamest joke? Oh god, there are so many.
Do you believe in magic? Yes.
Are you hungry? Yes.

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You could pay more, but why? Money sucks.
What's life like on Planet Reebok? Fuck me. THere's a PLANET reebok??
Doesn't it feel great to pay less? Money still sucks.
What's your shoe size? 11? I don't know.
Has anyone noticed a recurring shoe motif? No. It's not recurring. The last five questions were about shoes (sorta), but it's not a recurring motif.
What is rhynchocephalian? It is the name of a lizard.
What is rupicolous? Having to do with blood.
What do you want for Christmas? War to be over.
What type of animal would make an awesome pet? Chinchilla. Also, a pokemon. WObbuffet or pikachu, perhaps.
"Is Flagg gone? Really gone?" I like Steph's theory that at the end of the "Director's cut" book, he went back in time and started civilization. [up]
Do you think people ever learn anything? I don't know.
Do you remember....? ???
Fav. candy bar M&Ms and um... that other one I like.
What's the matter, Jack? My name is P@, not Jack.
Worse? Um.
The bodies will go to Oxford first, won't they? One can only hope. (God, why did I DO this??)
Who gives a shit? Everybody poops.
Has there been trouble here? With a capital T and that rymes with P and that stands for pool!
My Lord? Try Midol instead.
Did he pop out of a damn sparrow's egg? Um... yes?
Liz and the babies? Erm... no.
His mother? Word to your mother.
What happens if there are others like her? Yay! Sequels!!
He must have put out poison bait, huh, Frank? Guess so. The dead rats pretty much confirm that.
Anything useful? No.
Who/what annoys you the most Seriously, this is ranking right up there.
What is the meaning of life? Life has no meaning. Lives do.
Plans after High School? No.
Turn ons: Chokers, backrubs, lacy underwear, that one shirt of Steph's, linoleum.
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Lots.
You have the chance to have anything. Only catch is you lose memory of all your friends forever. Do ya do it? What if I choose to have my friends stay in my memory forever? Ha!
Who or what do you want to come back as? A virus. [up]
Quotes No.
You can invite 10 famous individuals to dinner. Who? Bah! TOO LONG!!!
In a fight to the death, who'd win, the Energizer Bunny or the Snuggle Bear? Yes.
What can I do ya for? Oh, stuff, i guess.
What's in that bag of yours? Oh, stuff, I guess.
Isn't life delicious? It certainly is.
How many bricks are in the Great Wall of China? Lots.
What'd you have in mind for your next move? I was gonna move my bishop over here. Check.
Is the dark side stronger? Naw, they're balanced pretty well.
Our destruction? It's a comin'.
Where did it all go wrong? Um. Leaving the trees.
I have two words for you. Get bent.
Where have all the PENGUINS gone? They're Marching. Heee! (also, where is poor Toga??)
Are you a FISH or a PENGUIN? Yes.
Might I remind you, sir, the probability of successfully navigating through an asteroid field is approximately 365,000 to one...? That's nice.
how did the mystery hole come to be? Years of evolution. Or perhaps Intellgent Deisng.
Need a hint? I need less questions.
Can I have the keys to the car? No.
Did I ever tell you you're my hero? No.
Will I see you tonight... on the downtown train? No. We're staying home tonight.
What is your pulse? It's that thing that keeps me alive...
Pepsi. It's not a multiple choice question. SHUT UP!! God, I hate younger me.
Aren't you glad you use Dial? Corporate shill!!!
What else? Oh, there's plenty more.
Who else? Great. Now we're going to do another series of pointless questions all ending in "else"...
Where else? See?
When else? Uh huh.
Why else? That doesn't even make any sense.
How else? And now the word "else" looks funny.


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Would it help if I got out and pushed? Sure.
How much ya gonna risk? $17.
You didn't smash the car, did you? I have in the past, but not today, no.
Why do we scream at each other? SBecause we are trying to party like it's 1999.
Was she safe? ...Yes?
Why did you not, even after you had fallen the first or the second or the third or the fourth or the hundreth time, repent of you evil ways and turn to God who only waited for your repentance to absolve you of your sins? Oh, sure, now you tell me!
What happened to his legs? Scabies.
Scooby Dooby Doo, where are you? I wonder what my brain would be like if I had enver seen a television...
Spider-Man, where are ya comin' from, Spider-Man? Brooklyn.
What's he doin' with that thing? Stuff.
What type of deodorant do transsexuals use? It's a Secret.
sleep you? No.
Where is the G-spot? I don't know.
Where is the Lambda point? I don't know that,e ither.
Can't get your ship out? I don't have a shit. Heeee! Ship.
Are they defined by region, social class, age, sex, setting, occasion, medium? Most likely, yes.
Why me? Um... becuase.
Guess what What?
Guess when Oh, brother.
Guess where Blah blah blah.
Guess why I don't know.
Guess who I should just start sprouting nonesen to tehe questions.
Guess how Banana.
But the question always is, acceptance by whom? Acceptance by OTHERS. Of course.
What is it that we are counting? Words.
Would you like fries with that? Yes, please.
Who's Harry Crumb? JOhn Candy, if memory serves.
Do you love me question mark ? ! @ # $ % ^ & * ( )
Why don't you shut up, Pat? Yeah!!
Do you admit it? I admit nothing!
But suppose they grab us and drag us into the bedroom? Um... so?
Fav. commercial Ha ha ha ha ha
commercial you hate most? All of them.
Pat? That's me.
Levi? Oh. Right. This was that whole "popularity / opinion" thing. [sigh] STupid school mentality. I did like Levi a lot though. He was a cool friend.
Jim? It's worse than that, he's dead!
Manny? Moe and Jack?
Scott? No, that's Steve. [/Lost]
Andi? I had the biggest freaking crush on her.
Jay? I wonder what happened to half these people.
Duane? Who?
Keith? Hee. Keith was a really funny guy.
Greta? Okay, can we move on now?
Crystal? No, thanks, I'm trying to cut down.
Michele? She emailed me out of the blue ealrier this year. We traded a few emails, and then I didn't reply to her last one, so she probably thinks I gave her the brush off. The truh is, I'm jsut lazy.
Mac? No, I use a PC.
Anyone else you may know that was left out... Oh, like 6 billion people is all.
Best book you've read Ehh.
Who made who? AXC/DC's only good song.
Do you prefer blondes? Meh.
If you had to get a tattoo, what would it be and where? A tatoo that I had to get.
Who is evil, who is blind? Bush is both. WEll, not literally blind, though.
Would you give your life for a cause? What cause? Erm... no.
When did this act become reality? ARound Act 2. Pay attention!
Who are you? P@
What are you? P@
Where are you? Home.
When are you? Now.
Why are you? Um...


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Wooo hooo! Half way!! And now everyone's awake, so I'll stop for now, and od the rest later. But, I'm going to cheat and leave the rest of the questions up so that it counts for my word coutn. Genius!!

Do you watch cartoons?
Do you sleep all day?
What's your birthstone?
Can you take me high enough?
Can you fly me over to yesterday?
Damn, baby, what'd you do to ya hair?
Where in the world is Carmen San Diego?
Who's Johnny?
R U Ready 4 A New Sensation?
Why can't the night go on forever?
Who's that girl?
Word page.
Opinion page
Lucky number(s)
What's the dumbest thing you've ever done?
What's the most intelligent thing you've ever done?
Who are your best friends?
What are some of your goals in life?
how many lies do you tell a day?
What would be the worst way to die?
If you had to live on one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?
OK, Mickey's a mouse, Donald's a duck, and Pluto's a dog. What's Goofy?
Have you seen Elvis?
Do you believe we put a man on the moon?
If school was optional, would you still go?
? page
What's your IQ?
Your favorite saying?
Who will you run to?
Where now, old timer, padding along the gates?
Do I have one?
Can I have a bite?
Is your mama a pajama?
Quot caper?
Can we go out in the hall?
Where have you been?
Won't ya fill up the tank? Let's go for a ride...
Will I be on the streets tomorrow?
Will I have to beg and borrow?
Will I have to go back to the job I left behind?
Could you still make it with a guy who never made it?
Would you look into my eyes if I were to go blind?
Will you leave me for another?
Will I have the time to tell you how I really feel?
Am I just getting slower or are you just getting faster?
Do we need a bad disaster?
Marry him or marry me?
I'm the one that loves you baby, can't ya see?
Why don't you take me for a little while?
Bad boys, bad boys, watchya gonna do, watchya gonna do when they come for you?
Why you always wanna bring me down?
Bite me?
What are you wondering about?
Something break?
Can diseases hear?
Can you take a joke?
Tired of the meat market?
Do you like reggae?
But cui bono?
You're not even close!! HA HA HA HA HA!!!!
Has Threepio turned up yet?
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Song lyric page
poetry page
is your gunner alright?
what'd you say?
How's Luke?
What really happened?
story page 2: Her body lay in a bloody puddle. I dropped the gun, having completed my job. I turned to go home and stopped cold when I heard...
Are you tired?
old problem?
what's new?
Q?
Why didn't you just say so?
Guess where I'm calling from, Thad?
How many hours of sleep did you get last night?
What's the most expensive thing in the world?
What's the cheapest?
I'm a bad guy?
How'd he get the hole in his shoe?
Fuck you page
Will you knock it off?!
What's so funny?
You have 24 hours to live. What do you do?
What do you tell your friends?
How does the other side die?
........intermission.......
OK, we're back
What does that have to do with the moon?
discrimation in death?
do you have anything to say for yourself?
Is that Freedom Rock, man?
Is anybody out there?
Can I play with madness?
Have you seen me lately?
Why am I here?
And for how long?
When you wake up, do you stare into the eyes of a stranger?
What's on your mind?
do you like it?
who's watchin' you?
who's lovin' you?
Do Ya?!
Can you feel it, see it, hear it today?
What is it?
What about love?
If I tell you what I'm doin' today, will you shut up and get outta my way?
What time is it?
No, really.
STOP! STOP! STOP! Which one of these words don't you understand?
Do you love?
Are you going to heaven?
or are you halfway to hell?
is there such a thing as too much?
Most disturbing thing you've thought, seen, heard, done?
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Which came first - the chicken or the egg?
(Assuming you are buried) What do you want on your tombstone?
Feel like what?
I am wondering - why are you here?
How you get so big eating food of this kind?
How far away is Yoda? Is he close?
What do your Rice Krispies say to you?
Do you see the glass as half empty or half full?
Are we having fun yet?
Autograph page
Will he finish what he begins?
Do you care?
Oh Superman, where are you now?
Who or what were you in previous lives?
What Hits?!
OK, last time. This is your brain. This is drugs. This is your brain on drugs. Any questions?
What are your desires?
What happens to the wide-eyed observer when the window between reality and unreality breaks and the glass begins to fly?
Are balloon animals art?
Who do you love?
Is it getting better?
Who do you hate?
If you vote Republican, does that make you an accomplice to their crimes?
Do amoebas feel love?
If animals have no souls, where will Rover spend eternity?
What do you want?
What do you need?
How can God sleep when people are starving?
Is your hand sore?
How much $ do you have on you?
Is today's music as lame as it sounds?
What's something you'd like to change about yourself?
What's something you'd like to change about your friends?
Is man basically good or evil?
Car 54, where are you?
Do your teeth dance?
story page 3: "Don't worry, the drugs'll wear off in about 3 minutes, and you'll be able to move again." He laughed as he crawled back into the time machine. I lay on the ground, helpless and watched the machine disappear back to the present...
How do you talk to an angel?
Have at thee! Why are thou so forth unbecoming to thine own undisturbed nonsensical mischief?
How does that one song go?
What'd ya get?
Why do you feel?
How quick is your wit?
vas A e tf s h a, legru?
ills dh nightioe. f ""u?
May I please have 10 or 15 minutes of your time?
Do you agree or disagree that excultration is inhibited by deprivation?
How long does it take you to complete your paper route?
You got the Ruiz thing fixed?
How's my driving?
Well, Clarice, have the lambs stopped screaming?
May I see the wine?
Doc, are you telling me you built a time machine... out of a DeLorean?
If after the manner of men I have fought with beasts at Ephesus, what advantageth it me, if the dead rise not?
Do you know about VI-CAP?
What's the meaning of this?
What profit did they expect from it?
Would you care to elaborate?
Most memorable moment in your life?
What's the biggest flaw people (as a whole) have?
Is this my blood dried upon my face?

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This is long, isn't it?
Who is John Galt?
What % of total production of the top ten did lime account for?
At what price will total revenue be the greatest?
OK, where'd we lose you?
List the reasons you're an asshole
Why is the room spinning?
Proof God exists:
Proof God doesn't exist:
Hobbie, are you still with me?
What is thy bidding, my Master?
Who pissed in your Cheerios?
So?
Are you O.K.?
if you died today, what would you regret the most?
What's your definition of dirty, baby?
What do you consider pornography?
Can you hear it calling?
What about Mary?
What do you see when you turn out the lights?
What's on TV?
What did her daddy do?
Have you found what you're looking for?
Do you know what you're looking for?
Who's gonna ride your wild horses?
Yes or no?
Do you sing in the shower?
What is something you wouldn't do no matter how much $ somebody paid you?
Do bugs have souls?
Do you believe in aliens?
Do you believe in ghosts?
Do you believe in Bigfoot?
Name one of the 10 commandments
Ladies - what qualities do you look for in Mr. Right?
Guys - what qualities do you look for in Mrs. Right?
What was I going to ask?
Whose line is it, anyway?
The school is going to blow up. You have time to save yourself and 5 others. Name them.
What is something you could not live without?
Who is someone you could not live without?
last story page: I had time to think, "What the hell?" before...
What'll pop up next?
Birds?
Reptiles?
Who killed Pee-Wee Herman?
Who framed Roger Rabbit?
What's the word I'm looking for?
What's up with that?
Best day of your life?
Worst day of your life?
If a movie about your life was made, what would be the title and what rating would it get?
Describe the Utopian society
Who do you admire most?
Ya down wit' O.P.P.?
Do you smoke, drink, do drugs, or gamble?
If you ever got arrested, who'd you call w/ your free call?
Fav. video
Video you hate the most?
What'd you have for breakfast today?
Things that make you go hmmmm....


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Make your last will & testament
Does anybody really know what time it is?
Does anybody really care?
When ya comin' home, son?
How long?
The Emperor?
Where do we go now?
Ain't that a shame?
What's there to worry about?
You know where you are?
do you fly by night?
You don't remember?
WHY'D THEY CHANGE IT?
Statement.
What did you do that for?
how many?
What's it taste like?
Can we get on with this already?
What do you want from me?
how does it work?
What was that?
How do you want to be remembered?
Can't we all just get along?
How do you put holes in your jeans?
Saved by the Bell vs. 90210
Who would hear you scream?
Who's fault is it?
What's wrong with this picture?
Who's crying now?
Who'll be the lonely one?
What can I say?
Who wrote the book of love?
Where's the party?
Isn't that special?
What are these walking blues all about?
What's that you're wearing?
Eighty-five cents for a can of soda?!?
Ever been to Wooster, Ohio?
How's the weather?
How many words?
Wanna play Monopoly?
What was #12?
Hello?
Can I help you?
Can't ya read the signs?
What else can go wrong?
Do you understand these rights?
How does he do that?
Don't quit now!!!
What'd ya go 'n' do to get into another one of these here rock and roll songs?
How could you want him when you know you could have me?
Do you accept the charges?
Do you want a new drug?
Who sailed through the sea and rivers?
You did say that you had the book, didn't you?
Donuts?
What was the question?
And when did you wake up?
Brain, Brain, where's Uncle Gadget?


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What's the situation?
Can I have a dollar?
You expected something better?
Is there anything that hasn't been asked?
You just finished the biggest slam book EVER! What are you going to do now?
That was fun. Can we do it again?
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You did it! You're done! How long did it take you?