Monday, December 12, 2005

Ask your doctor about Folgers full roasted coffee today.

Folgers may not be right for everyone.

Ugh. Still n ot fe ee ;inmg 100%. part of that might have to do with hthe fsct that the National Fucking News is on right now,

I swear to yuv thst ECEY commercial is for some kind of drug.


ar least we sre srarting to win the war on terror. No, wait. Im ean t he war on this disease.

dude. u amnot going to huit the 200005 word goal. it's just not gonna happen.

want to die. so cold, and hot. like a mcdlt.

well, i may not hit my goal, but ast least i've bloogged today. now i will go lie down and hope to feel brtter.


Amy said...

Dude, commercials are tailored to fit the target audience of the program they run with. Statistically, most people who watch the news are ... um. Totally old. So they show lots of drug and regularity commercials for their failing bodies.

CosmicAvatar said...

Yikes. You sound bloody dreadful, not to put too fine a point on it. I'm glad you sound more compos mentis in your more recent entries, you poor bugger.