Here's the rest of the never ending bunch of questions, not that anyone really cares, but, still, words.
Also, i asked the 8 ball about reaching 200,005 words in my blog today and it said SIGNS POINT TO YES.
Woo hoo! Let's go!
Do you watch cartoons?
Orignal answer: Yes.
Now answer: Yes.
Do you sleep all day?
Original answer: Z - Z - Z - Z - Z
Now answer: I wish.
What's your birthstone?
Oringal answer: Henge.
Now answer: Um. June's. What is that, like Pearl or something?
Can you take me high enough?
1993 answer: If we get over 5000 ft. our ears will pop.
2005 answer: No. No I can not.
Can you fly me over to yesterday?
'93 answer: Just turn the dial on your clock back 24 hours.
'05 answer: I don't have my pilot's license, but I know someone who does!
Damn, baby, what'd you do to ya hair?
I shaved it all into a bowl and fed it to your cat. He should cough it up in a few minutes. [/93 answer]
I really do need a haircut, don't I? [/05]
Where in the world is Carmen San Diego?
April 3rd, 1993 she ended up in Argentina.
I really did enjoy that show. Of course, I was 17 years old.
Who's Johnny?
Carson? He's retired. It's now Who's Leno? [/93 wit]
Except that it would be Who's Jay if I had wanted the joke to work properly. And it isn't even a good joke. I really do think I should have left this buried. There's a reason the past is ...you know, the PAST.
R U Ready 4 A New Sensation?
& Improved?
No, I'm quite happy with the old sensations I have, thanks.
Why can't the night go on forever?
Heh. In '93 the following answers were put (mine was the third contribution)
Cuz Batman would be really tired.
Because the moon gets tired too.
As do prostitutes.
Okay, not really that amusing.
Who's that girl?
In 93 I put a quote from a reggae band called Azz Izz. And my putting the original answer and thn my Now answer ...just ain't working. So I'll just stick with answering the questions now, and mentioning the '93 stuff when it's pertinent. [up]
Word page.
Assortment.
(1993's word was shoelace.)
Opinion page
um... i keep thinking of things that are my opinions, but i think of them more as facts....
Lucky number(s)
4 8 15 16 23 42
heh.
What's the dumbest thing you've ever done?
Um.
What's the most intelligent thing you've ever done?
um.
Who are your best friends?
Stephanie, some of the people at work (sadly), Miranda (despite never seeing her anymore), Jared (despite REALLY never seeing h im anymore) and some internet weirdos. (you know who you are.)
What are some of your goals in life?
Get to the end in one piece, really.
how many lies do you tell a day?
?
none? two thousand? i have no idea.
What would be the worst way to die?
Slowly tortured. Or slowly drowning. Or, just slowly.
Or, I should have just dittoed my '93 answer: "Unhappily. Before your time. Slowly. Friendless."
If you had to live on one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?
um... chicken.
OK, Mickey's a mouse, Donald's a duck, and Pluto's a dog. What's Goofy?
George Bush's facial expessions can be.
A proper noun. [/93]
Have you seen Elvis?
He's left the building.
Do you believe we put a man on the moon?
I'm going with my original response to this one:
If a cow can jump over it, how hard can it be for a man to get up there?
If school was optional, would you still go?
School is optional.
in '93, though, my answer was "yeah"
? page
? ? ? ? ? ?
What's your IQ?
don't know, don't care.
Your favorite saying?
um.
no, really.
whatever that means.
Who will you run to?
Oh, I don't know. Steph, most likely.
Where now, old timer, padding along the gates?
Yeah, yeah. I'm so old, since I'm 30. [sigh] Freakin' kids.
Do I have one?
Um. Probably?
Can I have a bite?
*Offers bite*
Is your mama a pajama?
Heee. No.
Quot caper?
zero. and how sad is it that the extent of my Latin knowledge is that this is asking "How many goats?"?
Can we go out in the hall?
Yay! Kids in the Hall!!
Monty, Rich, or Arsenio? [/1993]
Where have you been?
Around.
Won't ya fill up the tank? Let's go for a ride...
Fill up the tank? That'll cost, like, 45 dollars!!
Will I be on the streets tomorrow?
Hmm. I hope not.
Will I have to beg and borrow?
Been there, done that.
Will I have to go back to the job I left behind?
Yes. Tuesday.
Could you still make it with a guy who never made it?
No, no I couldn't.
Would you look into my eyes if I were to go blind?
Yeah, I guess. I mean, unless it's contagious or something.
Will you leave me for another?
No.
Will I have the time to tell you how I really feel?
Doubtful.
Am I just getting slower or are you just getting faster?
Yes.
Do we need a bad disaster?
Yes. So thank someone that Doom Thousand Six is just nine hours away!
Marry him or marry me?
Yes.
I'm the one that loves you baby, can't ya see?
Yawn.
Why don't you take me for a little while?
I've got my hands full of sleeping irina right nw.
Bad boys, bad boys, watchya gonna do, watchya gonna do when they come for you?
Resist arrest. Or go along peacefully. It depends on how much weaponry they have.
Why you always wanna bring me down?
Yeah! Stick it to the Man, brutha!!
Bite me?
No, thanks.
What are you wondering about?
How much longer this is gonna take, and how close it'll get me to the wrd goal.
Something break?
Things fall apart.
Can diseases hear?
I'm sorry, could you speak up?
Can you take a joke?
Sure can! Yoink!!
Tired of the meat market?
Mmmm. Meat...
Do you like reggae?
Meh.
But cui bono?
You too?(heh)
You're not even close!! HA HA HA HA HA!!!!
Well, I'm actually past the half way point, so, um... shut up.
Has Threepio turned up yet?
No.
Word page
Again?
1993 word was Corner.
FREE PAGE 6
6/10 = 3/5 = .6 = 60% = D
Song lyric page
and now we dance, into the fire...
my 93 entry was:
Girl, you really got me now, you got me so i don't know what i'm doing... another saturday night and i ain't got no body. i got some money cuz i just got paid... shout, shout, let it all out, these are the things i could do without... she used to look good to me, but now i find her simply irresistable... bang bang maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head... Stop! Hammer time! feel like makin' love... all i wanna do is make lov to you... we are the world... i believe the children are the future... let's twist again, like we did last summer... we're livin' on the edge!
poetry page
(from 1993)
I want everything
and more
and nothing
is what
I get
what I
give
what
you are
what the fuck?
Splash!
is your gunner alright?
Um. No.
what'd you say?
I said No. Jesus.
How's Luke?
Cool.
What really happened?
Pandamonium.
story page 2: Her body lay in a bloody puddle. I dropped the gun, having completed my job. I turned to go home and stopped cold when I heard...
Again, not reaally gonna work here.
i could type up the 93 story, but, i don't have time right now.
Are you tired?
A little, yes.
old problem?
This pain in my neck / back area has been there a few days now, so i guess it's an old problem.
what's new?
The year will be in 8 hrs and 40 minutes.
Q?
John deLancie made the Star Trek series much better.
Why didn't you just say so?
I... just did.
Guess where I'm calling from, Thad?
oh, great. obscure questions lifted from Stephen King novels. That's entertaining.
How many hours of sleep did you get last night?
7. ish.
What's the most expensive thing in the world?
i dunno.
What's the cheapest?
i dunno.
I'm a bad guy?
Let's see... Black hat, twirly mustache, maniacal laugh... yep. You're a bad guy.
How'd he get the hole in his shoe?
it's symbolic, moron.
Fuck you page
um. just adding words to the word count here...
Will you knock it off?!
ZIf you ask nicely, maybe.
What's so funny?
Starving people.
You have 24 hours to live. What do you do?
Aww, man.
What do you tell your friends?
this type of question shouldn't be here this far into it when the abulity to answer has been dulled down to just wanting to type one word answers, ya know?
How does the other side die?
Ask INXS.
........intermission.......
*gets popcorn and sodas*
OK, we're back
Great! What'd i miss?
What does that have to do with the moon?
Wisdh i could remember the inside joke that sparked that question.
discrimation in death?
nah, the reaper is an EOE.
do you have anything to say for yourself?
Whatever the guy before me said.
Is that Freedom Rock, man?
Well turn it up, Man!! Hee. Why aren't there more commercials like this one? Freedom Rock Rocked!
Is anybody out there?
No
Can I play with madness?
Sorry, madness can't come out today. S/he's grounded.
Have you seen me lately?
I see me everyday.
Why am I here?
word. count.
And for how long?
1.5 hrs and counting.
When you wake up, do you stare into the eyes of a stranger?
um... no.
What's on your mind?
synapses and neurons and stuff.
do you like it?
well, i don't dislike it.
who's watchin' you?
Big Brother. But they watch everyone, so it's not like I'm special or antything.
who's lovin' you?
Spish. Hooray!
Do Ya?!
Yes?
Can you feel it, see it, hear it today?
yes.
What is it?
er... masturbation, i've been told.
What about love?
Well, masturbation is a sort of love...
If I tell you what I'm doin' today, will you shut up and get outta my way?
Dude. I say that while driving all the time.
What time is it?
3:35pm.
No, really.
Oh. Well, okay, I don't really know what time it is...
STOP! STOP! STOP! Which one of these words don't you understand?
The 12th one.
Do you love?
Yes.
Are you going to heaven?
Unknown.
or are you halfway to hell?
unknown.
is there such a thing as too much?
sure is.
Most disturbing thing you've thought, seen, heard, done?
blah blah blah!
Are you a killer?
Yeah.
FREE PAGE 7
God. This just never ends!!!!
Which came first - the chicken or the egg?
yes.
(Assuming you are buried) What do you want on your tombstone?
I'm buried!?!? AAAHHHH!! Get me out!!!
Feel like what?
cotton.
I am wondering - why are you here?
it's my blog.
How you get so big eating food of this kind?
[sigh] I was such a star wars nerd back then. And I wasn't really, it was more to fit in with my friends who loved the trilogy a hell of a liot more than i did.
How far away is Yoda? Is he close?
See above answer.
What do your Rice Krispies say to you?
Nothing.
Do you see the glass as half empty or half full?
yes.
Are we having fun yet?
no.
Autograph page
-the P@
Will he finish what he begins?
Yes. I will.
Do you care?
strangely, i do.
Oh Superman, where are you now?
heee! I'm wearing my Superman pajamas right now.
Who or what were you in previous lives?
unknown.
What Hits?!
Um... abusers do?
OK, last time. This is your brain. This is drugs. This is your brain on drugs. Any questions?
I wonder if that psa actually did any good. i wonder if any of them do.
What are your desires?
finish this up. get a back rub.
What happens to the wide-eyed observer when the window between reality and unreality breaks and the glass begins to fly?
ouch.
Are balloon animals art?
um... sure.
Who do you love?
how msny times am i going to ask this question?
Is it getting better?
no. i feel the same.
Who do you hate?
it never really lasts long enouigh to be called Hate...
If you vote Republican, does that make you an accomplice to their crimes?
Oh, man, that would be sweet. I'd vote for that to be a law!
Do amoebas feel love?
not as we do, i'm sure.
If animals have no souls, where will Rover spend eternity?
same place humans do. (humans are animals.)
93 answer: In the dog house.
What do you want?
blah. see my wd post in the archives for this. (i'd cut and paste it, but i can't go syrfing right now, it's hard enough to type while hilding irina...)
What do you need?
see above answer.
How can God sleep when people are starving?
on his Serta?
Is your hand sore?
yes. alyhough my neck/back is moreso.
How much $ do you have on you?
zero.
Is today's music as lame as it sounds?
yes.
What's something you'd like to change about yourself?
i need a haircut...
What's something you'd like to change about your friends?
they need haircuts...
Is man basically good or evil?
yes.
Car 54, where are you?
i don't know.
Do your teeth dance?
ys?
story page 3: "Don't worry, the drugs'll wear off in about 3 minutes, and you'll be able to move again." He laughed as he crawled back into the time machine. I lay on the ground, helpless and watched the machine disappear back to the present...
Hmmm. Being abandonded in the past by someone with a time machine might make for a cool start to next year's NaNo.
How do you talk to an angel?
"Cat! Get down from there!!"
Have at thee! Why are thou so forth unbecoming to thine own undisturbed nonsensical mischief?
cabbage.
How does that one song go?
la la la la la la la la la
What'd ya get?
irritated, moistly.
HEEEEEEEEEEEW!!!
Why do you feel?
part of that whole 'human' package.
How quick is your wit?
slower than it used to be.
like 175 sarcasms per hour, i guess.
vas A e tf s h a, legru?
haf arta 75 gfg ya 74 a uu hu rvv u5 uuu gs h 4 w e e e es ses shh5r g.
ills dh nightioe. f ""u?
um. yeah. what the fuck ever, dude.
May I please have 10 or 15 minutes of your time?
*punches younger me in the face*
Do you agree or disagree that excultration is inhibited by deprivation?
yes.
How long does it take you to complete your paper route?
25 minutes. give or take 17 years.
You got the Ruiz thing fixed?
oh, yeah. you know it.
How's my driving?
Awesome! (like a hot dog)
Well, Clarice, have the lambs stopped screaming?
this movie sucked.
May I see the wine?
no.
Doc, are you telling me you built a time machine... out of a DeLorean?
Heeee. This movie was spectacular.
If after the manner of men I have fought with beasts at Ephesus, what advantageth it me, if the dead rise not?
Finally! Some zombie questions!!
Do you know about VI-CAP?
no, but i'll be sure and ask my doctor if it's right for me.
What's the meaning of this?
it's meaningless.
What profit did they expect from it?
total. total and complete profit.
Would you care to elaborate?
t o t a l. t o t a l a n d c o m p l e t e p r o f i t.
Most memorable moment in your life?
i don't remember.
(honestly, the births of Saren, Harper, and Irina. Also: Meeting Stephanie)
What's the biggest flaw people (as a whole) have?
Holding onto their beliefs so strongly.
Is this my blood dried upon my face?
eww.
FREE PAGE 8
Why Ask What? (93)
This is long, isn't it?
Exceptionally.
Who is John Galt?
Atlas Shrugged. So did I.
What % of total production of the top ten did lime account for?
oh, let's say 6.
At what price will total revenue be the greatest?
oh, let's say 6.
OK, where'd we lose you?
oh, let's say 6.
List the reasons you're an asshole
I'm American.
Why is the room spinning?
Earth. Gravity. Bl;ah. Blah. Blah.
Proof God exists:
There isn't any.
Proof God doesn't exist:
There isn't any.
Hobbie, are you still with me?
My name is P@.
What is thy bidding, my Master?
yawn.
Who pissed in your Cheerios?
The Trix Rabbit, I bet.
So?
A needle pulling thread.
Are you O.K.?
No, I'm P.W.
if you died today, what would you regret the most?
Dying. Duh.
What's your definition of dirty, baby?
unclean!!!
What do you consider pornography?
Well, porn, for starters.
Can you hear it calling?
I'm online, so it's getting a busy signal.
What about Mary?
She would get a busy signal too.
Also, there's Something About her.
What do you see when you turn out the lights?
Um darkness?
What's on TV?
A bunch of cds and dvds, some candles, a fish tank, the rabbit ears antenna.
Oh... hold on:
NBC - a commercial
Fox - Ever After (i think)
CBS - Football
pbs - a cooking show
abc - more football.
wb - a crappy movie called "The Gift"
What did her daddy do?
so many fucking questions!!!!!!
Have you found what you're looking for?
no.
Do you know what you're looking for?
no.
Who's gonna ride your wild horses?
Hidalgo.
Yes or no?
Yes.
Do you sing in the shower?
Rarely. I used to all the time.
What is something you wouldn't do no matter how much $ somebody paid you?
lots of things.
Do bugs have souls?
Do you?
Do you believe in aliens?
i believe life is not limited to earth, but, man, we're hving a hard time finding it.
Do you believe in ghosts?
i don't know. not really.
Do you believe in Bigfoot?
[shrug]
Name one of the 10 commandments
Thou shall not have any gods before me.
Ladies - what qualities do you look for in Mr. Right?
Guys - what qualities do you look for in Mrs. Right?
What was I going to ask?
Something from a commercial or a song lyric or a movie, no doubt.
Whose line is it, anyway?
Or a television show, apparently.
The school is going to blow up. You have time to save yourself and 5 others. Name them.
meh. let the school burn.
What is something you could not live without?
heat.
Who is someone you could not live without?
Stephanie. Really.
last story page: I had time to think, "What the hell?" before...
blah blah blah.
What'll pop up next?
I've got the computer set to block pop-ups.
Birds?
They're cool.
Reptiles?
They're cool...blooded.
Who killed Pee-Wee Herman?
WHAT??
Who framed Roger Rabbit?
Disney.
What's the word I'm looking for?
inarticulate.
What's up with that?
heh.
Best day of your life?
that one day.
Worst day of your life?
that other one.
If a movie about your life was made, what would be the title and what rating would it get?
"P@" And it would get an R rating.
Describe the Utopian society
much less people.
Who do you admire most?
Um.
Ya down wit' O.P.P.?
no, i can't say that i am.
Do you smoke, drink, do drugs, or gamble?
no, nothing alcoholic, no, not anymore.
If you ever got arrested, who'd you call w/ your free call?
A psychic. Ha ha ha.
Fav. video
Video?? They still make those?
Video you hate the most?
See above.
What'd you have for breakfast today?
Rice Chex.
Things that make you go hmmmm....
hmmm.... I Guess this question.
FREE PAGE 9
i can see salvation by the dashboard light!
Make your last will & testament
no.
it wouldn't be legal anyway.
Does anybody really know what time it is?
i thougyt we'd estab;ished that i didn't.
Does anybody really care?
judging from the extreme lack of comments lately, no.
When ya comin' home, son?
I AM home.
How long?
since yesterday aftyernoon.
The Emperor?
needs new clothes.
Where do we go now?
paradise city, where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.
Ain't that a shame?
crying.
What's there to worry about?
What, Me worry?
You know where you are?
Hell?
do you fly by night?
um...some sort of rush comment would go here, i presume.
You don't remember?
no.
WHY'D THEY CHANGE IT?
to fuck with your head.
Statement.
i win.
What did you do that for?
huh?
how many?
7654578. i guess.
What's it taste like?
chickewn. i'm told.
Can we get on with this already?
yeah, rewally.
What do you want from me?
an end to these questions.
how does it work?
i don't know. go to howthingswork.com.
What was that?
ugh. howthingswork.com.
How do you want to be remembered?
fondly.
Can't we all just get along?
yeah, sure.
How do you put holes in your jeans?
old age.
Saved by the Bell vs. 90210
heh. i was such a freakin' loser.
Who would hear you scream?
me. irina. harper.
Who's fault is it?
it's fobody's nault!!
What's wrong with this picture?
it's all texty.
Who's crying now?
Harper, although it's more whining then crying.
Who'll be the lonely one?
onion face.
What can I say?
a lot, evidently.
Who wrote the book of love?
J. K. Rowling.
Where's the party?
on the Strip. unless the wind cancels it.
Isn't that special?
mm-hmm.
What are these walking blues all about?
dude. i ...
What's that you're wearing?
Superman pjs.
Super!!
Eighty-five cents for a can of soda?!?
ridiculous, i know!
Ever been to Wooster, Ohio?
no.
How's the weather?
windy. cold. dark. it seems that doomthousand six is a 'brewin'.
How many words?
heeee! i'll find out soon.
Wanna play Monopoly?
i'm going to play connect four with harper in a minute.
What was #12?
the one that came after #11.
Hello?
Hi.
Can I help you?
no, i'm beyond helkp.
Can't ya read the signs?
yeah, yeah, yeah, long haired freaky people need not apply.
What else can go wrong?
the power could go out and i could lose this whole thing before submitting it.
Do you understand these rights?
vaguely.
How does he do that?
maaagic.
Don't quit now!!!
shut. up.
What'd ya go 'n' do to get into another one of these here rock and roll songs?
mur der!
How could you want him when you know you could have me?
he's richer.
Do you accept the charges?
yes. 3000 watts, please.
Do you want a new drug?
who doesn't?
Who sailed through the sea and rivers?
Sinbad? (the sailor, not the "comedian")
You did say that you had the book, didn't you?
Did I? Oh, yes, I did say that.
Donuts?
Mmmmm. Donuts....
What was the question?
it was "Donuts?"
And when did you wake up?
6am.
Brain, Brain, where's Uncle Gadget?
Go go gadget next question!
FREE PAGE 10
mmm... conclusionary...
What's the situation?
horrible.
Can I have a dollar?
no. freakin' bum.
You expected something better?
I fully knew what to expect, having seen this before, and yet, yes. I did.
Is there anything that hasn't been asked?
Plenty. But don't bother.
Please.
You just finished the biggest slam book EVER! What are you going to do now?
I'm going to Disney land!
That was fun. Can we do it again?
Erm.
P.S. Page
PS - Next!
You did it! You're done! How long did it take you?
Well... 2 hours for the first part, and 2 and half for this one. 4.5 hours total.
Total. Waste. Of. Time.
But... at least my word count is now at ...
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