Okay, what with the whole "do not call" list for telemarketers that's now out, and with my getting tickets to Terminator 3 (Roeper gave it thumbs up, Ebert thumbs down, but only marginally), I figured I'd combine the two.
I present:
*ring*
"Hello?"
"Are you Sarah Connor?"
"Um..no."
"Good. Do you wish to save money on your mortgage rates?"
*click*
*ring*
"Hello?"
"Are you Sarah Connor?"
"No...didn't you just call me?"
"Would you like to save mon-" *click*
*ring*
"Grrr! I'll just let the machine get it."
*ring* *ring*
[mechanical voice]Leave a message after the beep. Low Battery.
*beeeep*
"Are you Sarah Connor? (pause) I'll call back."
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