Friday, June 27, 2003

Wow, do I have a headache.

Okay, what with the whole "do not call" list for telemarketers that's now out, and with my getting tickets to Terminator 3 (Roeper gave it thumbs up, Ebert thumbs down, but only marginally), I figured I'd combine the two.

I present:

The Telemarketinater


*ring*

"Hello?"

"Are you Sarah Connor?"

"Um..no."

"Good. Do you wish to save money on your mortgage rates?"

*click*

*ring*

"Hello?"

"Are you Sarah Connor?"

"No...didn't you just call me?"

"Would you like to save mon-" *click*

*ring*

"Grrr! I'll just let the machine get it."

*ring* *ring*

[mechanical voice]Leave a message after the beep. Low Battery.

*beeeep*

"Are you Sarah Connor? (pause) I'll call back."

fin

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