Wheeee! kend.

Heee! I am amusing.

Four days off! And I only went to work today for 5 hours. And I'm at 23,176, and I didn't even add anything new to the story - the additional five hundredish words all came from adding onto the prolouge! It's like I'm succeeding and failing at the same time!

New Lost tonight!

Four days off!!

I've got Land of the Dead (yes, we're still trying to finish up the Halloween zombie marathon from Netflix. This completes it, except for Resident Evil one and 2.) to watch.

And now I'll answer yesterday's boq!

FOUR DAYS OFF!!!!

"Why do they always send the poor?"
Three answers for this one.
1) There are so damn many!
2) What are they going to do - send the rich? Not bloody likely.
3) Why do the poor always go? [eyebrow]
"BYOB" by System of a Down
Lyrics are thusly:

Why do they always send the poor?


Barbarisms by Barbara
With pointed heels
Victorious victorious kneel
For brand new spankin' deals

Marching forward hypocritic and hypnotic computers
You depend on our protection
Yet you feed us lies from the tablecloth
La la la la la la la la la oh oh

Everybody's going to the party have a real good time
Dancing in the desert blowing up the sunshine

Kneeling roses disappearing into moses' dry mouth
Breaking into Fort Knox stealing our inventions
Hangers sitting dripped in oil crying freedom
Handed to obsoletion
Still you feed us lies from the tablecloth
La la la la la la la la la oh oh

Everybody's going to the party have a real good time
Dancing in the desert blowing up the sunshine

Everybody's going to the party have a real good time
Dancing in the desert blowing up the sunshine

Blast off, it's party time, and we don't live in a fascist nation.
Blast off, it's party time, and where the fuck are you?
Where the fuck are you?
Where the fuck are you?
Why don't presidents fight the war?
Why do they always send the poor?
Why don't presidents fight the war?
Why do they always send the poor?
Why do they always send the poor?
Why do they always send the poor?
Why do they always send the poor?

Kneeling roses disappearing into moses' dry mouth
Breaking into Fort Knox stealing our inventions
Hangers sitting dripped in oil crying freedom
Handed to obsoletion,
Still you feed us lies from the tablecloth
La la la la la la la la la oh oh

Everybody's going to the party have a real good time
Dancing in the desert blowing up the sunshine

Everybody's going to the party have a real good time
Dancing in the desert blowing up the sun...
Where the fuck are you?
Where the fuck are you?
Why don't presidents fight the war?
Why do they always send the poor?
Why don't presidents fight the war?
Why do they always send the poor?
Why do they always send the poor?
Why do they always send the poor?

Why do they always send the poor?
Why do they always send the poor?
Why do they always send the poor?
They always send the poor
They always send the poor

Yay! It's an incredibly infectious song. And it helps me with my word count. And it is anti-Dumbya, so I think I approve.

Does blood money make a difference? For example - someone pays you, say, 1000 dollars for something you own. Does it matter who the money came from? If it's from mafia hitmen does it make it less acceptable than if it came from, say, a family member or a friend?
Money spends. If you're going to be all self-righteous about where it comes from, you're going to end up starving. (ha ha ha) Seriously, all money comes from the government, and you know how wonderful they are, so I don't think you can think too hard about where you're getting your cash from, ya know?

Torches and pitchforks really are underused nowadays. I know that's not a question.
That isn't a question, but I should have made it one. The question would be - WHY are they so underused? I mean, Bush and co should have been lynched years ago...

What's going on in the news today? It's been a slow month, hasn't it?
Fucking News.
Um. When I watched today twas all about the traveling of Americans and airports and the President giving a turkey the Presidental pardon. Slow month indeed.

Whatchya reading? (always a good standby question)
The Zomibe Survival Guide by Max Brooks.

Is the sky falling?
Nah, the ground is just rushing upwards.

What shape is the universe? (i think I've asked this before.)
We all live in a yellow submarine.
Also, it's cell shaped.

If you could give a lie detector test to anyone in the world, who would it be?
Heee! I am amusing.
Oh, let's say, one of those dimwits from the Maury Povich show. "The lie detector test determined ....THAT was a lie!"
Then I'd run off the stage in tears.
Classic.

Should I post my story here? Do you want to read it? Do you think I'll finish it?
Undecided.
Well, I don't really have a choice.
..Undecided. But leaning toward yes.

and finally...

What's something that has made you laugh recently?
"Turkey milk."