Math equals funny.

*while shopping for clothes*

*P@ gives a dubious look to a shirt that soandso holds up*

soandso: You don't know anything about fashion, so you can't say anything.

P@: I don't know anything about fractions?

soandso: That either.

P@: I only know two thirds of what you do about fractions. Heh. I'm so
using that in my blog.