Thursday, June 30, 2005


I've got rage, but this is supposed to be the Summer of Comedy ("so...when do you start being funny?") so I'm going to distract my brain with some attempts at being funny. Or something. Let's see. Maybe some jokes?

Q. What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?
A. Dam!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Arkansas who?
Arkansas through any piece of wood!

Q. Have you heard the joke about the butter?
A. I better not tell you, it might spread.

Okay, those were lame. And I'm still pretty peeved. I don't know that I'll be able to clear my mind of this. Why do people have to be the suck?

I did see a pretty funny site earlier today. It was, and on it, the guy decided to test out different signatures on his credit card receipts, just to see if people would still accept them.  The results are pretty amusing.

Oh, you know what? I'm starving. Hunger is always funny, right? Right? *stomach gurgles* Now, is it gurgling in agreement is the question.

I guess not. I think I'll go ahead and get some lunch. Maybe eating will put me in a better mindset.


Simon said...

The credit card guy? Genius!

Anonymous said...

The credit card prank (including take 2) is one of my favorite things ever! I sometimes go back and read the whole thing again; it always makes me laugh out loud.

~ Jamie