I have decided thusly:

• Kim Carnes needs to revitalize her career. I think she should release a song entitled "Forrest Whitaker Eyes".
  
  
• Panda Express is pretty damn tasty. I believe the secret ingredient is crack.
  
  
• There are simply not enough hours in the night.
  
  
• I have issues.
  
  
• Barenaked Ladies are a good band. They make good dish-washing music.
  
  
• When I get diabetes or cancer or an ulcer or whatever it is that I get as a result of "progress", I'll make sure I enjoy every minute of it.
  
  
• Mayor Oscar Goodman is a complete and utter dick.
  
  
• I need to leave comments on people's blogs more. I've been really lax in that department.
  
  
• I must hold off on the political post that has been brewing in my head for the past ...three months? for a little bit longer.
  
  
• Bullet points are cool. I should use them more often.