My wife really is remarkable. (Chainsaw, I already know that I'm queer. But you can tell me again, if you want. [wink])

Apparently some sort of illness fairies have moved into our home.

I'm more or less over whatever I had, but now the girls are sick again. This is news of the most not good variety. I'd gladly be sick again in their place. [frown] In the meantime, we'll be giving them children's aspirin, lots of liquids and rest, and I'm going to hunt down and murderate the illness fairies.