11;12;25 - Draw a card, but if it's a deuce, you must change all your decor to candy.
(the origin story for the Hansel & Gretel witch)
11.13.25 - If you snack on food with a brown tinge to it, you will have a bad night.
(Well, excepting brownies.)
11.14.25 - The channel 4 reporter provided lurid details as the murky waters of the lake experienced a surge from a mass of zombies that started to lurch toward the city.
(Fake news. LOL)
11.15.25 - I’d wager that Caroline clung on to her lip gloss and eyeliner, but forgot to deal with the static cling problem.
(You never really hear about static cling anymore.)
11.16.25 = The newer guns are so easy to wield, you can hold them while you juggle.
(Oh good, more clowns with guns.)
11.17.25 - Frank thought, incorrectly, that he could stall the blaze with a clamp.
11.18.25 - Once the dragon got that shine in her eyes, licked her lips, and started to opine how she thought burnt peasants tasted better, we knew it was time to go.
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