Wordle Wednesday #39

 11.5.25 - Watching the short, meaty men try and snort Dorito dust was the worst sport ever broadcast.

11.6.25 - While some were surprised to discover that the “politician” was a guise used by a jellyfish, we did not freak out, because it explained the lack of a spine he had.

11.7.25 - If you drown your sorrows by consuming a berry pie at three in the morning, you are in peril of running out of desserts by 5am.

11.8.25 - The stingy miser refused to pay for the engraving of the word “arise” on his gravestone, claiming that the serif font was unappealing. 

11.9.25 - Even the noise made by the cows as they graze in the meadow was not enough to budge Suzanne from her dissociative fugue.

11.10.25 - “I’m allergic to tabby cats,” the robot sniffled.

11.11.25 - The gizmo we found allowed us to cross Omega Centauri instantly, but that also allowed humanity to spread doom and gloom.