10.29.25 - The flare from the neighbor’s home, followed by the glare from the plush bear, indicated it was now alive and I knew the wizard was to blame.
(Freaking Tim.)
10.30.25 - I was attempting to bathe my tiny dog in the kitchen sink when the officers busted in and started to seize all my equipment, including the lathe, so to try and stop them I decided to quote Green Day saying, “I hope you had the thyme of your life”, as I showed them the spices, but they didn’t appreciate the pun.
(This one is, as the kids are possibly saying now, cinema. Plus, the Green Day pun is just absolutely great.)
10.31.25 - The only reason to abhor the new solar powered raven is if it causes your leg to cramp.
(I don't know if it's the *only* reason, but it's a good one.)
11.1.25 - It was impossible to deign the motel a safe place once they discovered the towel.
(I'm imagining a bunch of CSI types standing around a pure white towel, with crime tape around it.)
11.2.25 - It appears that any rabid hater can get a show on the radio.
(Outrage sells, apparently.)
11.3.25 - I awoke in horror as the army of crustaceans with laser guns approached the beach, but it did amuse me to find out that a penny was able to deflect them.
(Poor, stupid crabs, with their ineffective weaponry.)
11.4.25 - Under the venue was a secret gang that played anarchy chess - you can lunge a pawn at a rook or have a bishop teleport - anything is possible!
(The first rule of chess club... But, seriously, Calvinball Chess might be pretty fun.)
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