9.17.25 - The toucan sat on his perch and said with a heavy sigh, “I’ll need one tenth of your teeth.”
(Creepy. Love it.)
9.18.25 - Jack wanted to write his guide for how to survive a serial killer and include tips like, “smile” and “keep your voice calm” and “stay hidden”, but he couldn’t because he had a knife plunged into his head.
(Darkly comical. Love it.)
9.19.25 - Much later, the table became sentient and dealt its revenge on the card dealers.
(BWAHAHAHA!!)
9.20.25 - We want the robber to retry to swipe an ocean, but he will demur and instead defer to looting a lake.
(Ehhhh.)
9.21.25 - Before you join a coven, make sure they do a decent cover of Britney’s “Toxic”.
(Words to live by.)
9.22.25 - If you want to build to a fiery twist in your comic, use a quill ink pen, and be a porcupine on fire.
(Heh. I wonder what cooked porcupine meat is like...)
9.23.25 - Death told me wistfully, “The truth is, in my youth, I was able to fit an entire city in my mouth.”
(It would be cool to have a conversation with Death. I bet she's got all sorts of cool stories to tell.)
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