8.27.25 - The trick to finding your ka-tet is to attend a Dark Tower themed party.
(or nineteen, even!)
8.28.25 - Adding the mulch flavored blend to your banana split was a silly idea.
(mmmm....mulch....)
8.29.25 = As I watched the crane try to grasp the grail full of gravy, I decided to graft myself a better mechanical arm before Thanksgiving.
(Making the answer to any "can you pass the..." request an automatic "yes")
8.30.25 - To elate my niece, I trimmed the hedge to resemble a Pikachu.
(Honestly, I'd be elated to see pokemon shaped shrubbery too.)
8.31.25 - The doctor claimed that a flower’s petal can heal a light wound, but the gardener disagreed.
(Doctors. Pfft. What do they know?)
9.1.25 - The least destructive blast was from the ninth head of the dragon.
(Aw, poor Jacob. Yeah. I don't know. I just imagine a dragon with (at least) nine heads, and the one that is least destructive is called Jacob [shrug]. )
9.2.25 - The kangaroo might shine her pouch before the fight, giving her an unfair advantage.
(That's not a pouch... This is a pouch.)
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