9.3.25 - We watch the ginormous gorilla climb a parking garage and fetch a truck from the top like it was nothing.
(I'm picturing King Kong as a valet.)
9.4.25 - To make Christmas twice as merry, blend the holidays with Charlie Sheen.
(Ho ho ho?)
9.5.25 - I admit, making your house inside a snow drift is a cool idea.
(Hashtag dad jokes)
9.6.25 - I lunge, but the bulge will not yield from its place.
(Some days, I just don't want to put in a lot of effort with the sentence.)
9.7.25 - As soon as the wordy tenor showed up at my front door, I knew he’d be a thorn in my side.
(And other days, you get masterpieces...)
9.8.25 - I asked the geese if they wanted to try to chirp instead of honk, but they were not on board with that idea.
(Geese are stubborn, yo.)
9.9.25 - Attaching springs to your feet is a quick trick to jump higher, but the boing can be so loud that it’s reported hundreds of miles away.
(Sometimes the world that these sentences evoke in my mind sound SO MUCH COOLER than the world we actually live in. Sigh.)
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