Wordle Wednesday #31

 9.10.25 - The doula got pouty when it turned out her honor was bogus simply because she was a mouse.

(I don't have any commentary on this sentence, other than, I love it.)

9.11.25 - I doubt you can find a shockingly good prize in an electric chair circa 1880.

(puns, man. Love 'em.)

9.12.25 - The magician’s top hat started to throb, and a thump emerged from inside, so I reached in and pulled out a white rabbit that said “thank you”.

(ta-da!!)

9.13.25 - The nadir of Bob Ross’s career was when he took jars of paint and jelly and instructed his audience to smash them together.

(happy little trees!)

9.14.25 - The crisp still made the noisy noise it made the last time I bit into it, a decade earlier, but the flavor was …different.

(mmmm....ancient....[/Homer])

9.15.25 - You can walk along the path among all the ants, and they won’t bother you, but if you touch the anthill, you’ll groan in agony.

(...yup.)

9.16.25 - The four archetypes of leader are: lefty, lucky, silly, and moldy. 

(The ideal leader is a combination of all four. You know, like Voltron.)