Talk about, pop music.

Victor wrote this one. And the questions are all song lyrics. It's like someone wants me to return to posting at the WD or something.

Who Are You?
Who who. Who who.
I'm just a guy. Really.

I Am What I Am. Are you Are What You Are, Or What?
Yes.

How Do You Know When It's Love?
When it hurts, I guess.

Where's The Man?
Sadly, The Man is ubiquitous.

What Makes You Think You're The One?
Delusions of grandeur. That's what makes anybody think they are the One.

Hey, Joe. Where Ya Goin' With That Gun In Your Hand?
Nowhere. Seriously, man. Nowhere at all.

Do You Wanna Touch Me?
Not as such.

Who Wants To Live Forever?
Genes. Those stupid selfish things. I think they might also be demented, because I can't for the life of me figure out WHY.

How Soon Is Now?
Right...now! Now! Now!!
In other words, it's pretty soon.

What Kind Of Fool Am I?
That's between you and your god. Hee.

How Do You Talk To An Angel?
Well, if you own the DVDs...you just pop it in and start talking to the screen.Or, if you know David Boreanaz personally, then, you know, there's that.

Who Will You Run To When It All Falls Down?
Oh, you know. soandso, I guess.

Stop Walking Down My Street. Who Do You Expect To Meet?
The devil, maybe? Hmm. And I'm wondering if I got the answers to the last two questions mixed up...

Have You Ever Needed Someone So Bad?
Have I? I would venture to say that, yes. I have.

Do You Really Want To Hurt Me?
Not as such.

What's Love Got To Do With It?
Everything. Ev. er. e. thing.

Where Do We Go From Here?
Damned if I know, man. I'm just trying to figure it out as I go along.