File under "Kids say the darndest things"

S: "She was just a funny, crazy woman."
H: "Woman!?! She was a lady!"


H: "Mom, can we re-do the world?"

H: "Saren, what do teenagers do?"
S: "Well, I know they shop all day. And...I don't know yet. I'll tell you when I am one."
H: "I know something teenagers do. Well, I don't know if I'm right, but I think I am."
S: "What?"
H: (whispers) "Kidnap."
S: "I don't think they do that. Well, maybe the bad ones."

30 seconds later

H: "What is kidnap anyway?"