6.18.25 - Here's the plan: munch on lunch, join a union, punch a Nazi or five, get drunk.
(Maybe not even in that order!!)
6.19.25 - Horse is to burro as tarot is to curio.
(This FEELS correct, but I don't know if it actually is.)
6.20.25 - Picasso’s “Blue Period” was actually a reply to his lesser-known “Taupe Phase”.
(This FEELS correct, but I don't know if it actually is.)
6.21.25 - If you lose your chair in the glade, you have no one to blame but yourself.
(Not my chair, not my problem.)
6.22.25 - Don’t just bitch about the constant thrum of the tv theme songs, either thank me or shoot me.
(Thank you for being a friend....)
6.23.25 - Oddly, trying to travel the globe in a lowly truck will only get you so far.
(Yeah, those stupid oceans are notoriously difficult to drive over.)
6.24.25 - It may elate you to know the elite must elect a new towel president once a decade.
("Towel president" is a neat phrase.)
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