Wordle Wednesday #18

 6.11.25 - That crazy plant was plaid!

(Plaid doesn't exist in nature, apparently. That ...feels like a fact I've read somewhere. But, I probably read it online, which means it's a lie. Which means that's NOT a crazy plant... Um. What were we talking about?)

6.12.25 - In the unaired finale of G.I. Joe, a vixen uses a genie to wish for Cobra Commander to simply plink out of existence.

(And now you know. And knowing is half the battle!)

6.13.25 - The captain of the ship was rather blase about how the bulge sticking out of the lake before us was on course to knock into the boat’s bilge.

(Freaking captains and their Laissez-faire attitudes. That's how you get shipwrecks!!)

6.14.25 - To make a ghost not shout, throw it a fifty.

(LOL)

6.15.25 - The quail had a bunny in its purse.

(Debated between having a quail with a bunny in its purse, and a bunny having a quail in its purse. I THINK this one's funnier.)

6.16.25 - A  few minor complaints I had about the restaurant were that all the waiters looked like Tom Petty; the steak was fed to you in a chute; and the four hour wait.

(The waiting...is the hardest part.)

6.17.25 - As a prank, Frank left a gross array of white sprinkles on the crumb cake.

(Good one, Frank. Good one.)