6.4.25 - Smart members of the class chase their passions and don’t cease, ever.
(Mm. Inspiring words, indeed.)
6.5.25 - The datum we can use to determine if the mayor is indeed human is if we know what album can amuse her.
(She likes Nickelback. Results: Inconclusive.)
6.6.25 - The American populace needs to be eased into the fact that they frequently elect people in error, but how can we edify them?
(Well, firstly, don't elect people who like Nickelback. I think we can all agree on that.)
6.7.25 - The truth is that if you reuse your sauce making jumbo shrimp, you will flunk your cooking classes.
("Why does my sundae taste like shellfish?")
6.8.25 - I doubt that our lease says anything regarding ranch dressing as a glaze on doughnuts.
(I don't know... there's a LOT of fine print...)
6.9.25 - I had to tell the Apology Committee that it was an honor to be chosen as the Chairman of the Board, but I’m sorry, I can’t do it.
(Sorry, not sorry. This sentence is brilliant.)
6.10.25 - The vapid worker at the taffy shop checked her watch as the laser beam demolished the tango studio across the street.
(LOL, so is this one.)
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