What god is

On the way into work today, I took the freeway, as opposed to the surface streets I normally traverse. (This was because I didn't go in until later in the day due to the girls having a doctor's appointment. Which Steph wrote about here.)

Anyway, since this was not my normal route, I saw a billboard that I normally would not.

The billboard was all black, with white letters printed on it.

It read:

"I Am." - God

My first thought was... "God is a billboard?" (Yes, I was being obtuse and ignoring the punctuation.)

But. That made me start to think about all the different ideas about god that people have.
I bet if you asked a thousand people "What is god?", you'd get at least 40 different answers. ;)

Hell, I could probably come up with 40 answers to that question myself, and I'm just one person.

God is...
love
a lie
a father
a creator
everywhere
in the tv
a dick
google
no, really, god is google
a guy with a beard up in the sky
omniscient
omnipotent
energy
a dj
music
communication
Jesus
Buddha
Allah
incompetent
dead
imaginary
fictional
money
a concept
on my side
a woman

Well, you get the point.

The better question (or one not asked as often, I guess) would be: "What isn't god?"

So, I pose both questions to you, fellow P@riots:

What is (or isn't) god?