Wordle Wednesday #23

Some of these are fan-freaking-tastic this week. I was on a roll. :)

 7.16.25 - Acting nerdy AND nervy will give you a sense of what it’s like being a woman.

(Okay, maybe this one isn't the best out the gate, but they get better.)

7.17.25 - The blasphemous lyric of papal teeth breaking stained glass windows, combined with the modal tune, made the punk song a breakout hit.

(See??!! "Papal teeth breaking stained glass windows" is TOTALLY a lyric that I could hear Bad Religion singing.)

7.18.25 - A loris wearing a visor is the dream, right?

(A loris is a type of primate with big ol' cute eyes, and one wearing a visor would be absolutely top notch cuteness, so, yes. That IS the dream.)

7.19.25 - Once the octopus was sworn in as president, she performed the least impressive sword swoop I’ve ever seen.

(Odd, because, octopuses are smart and competent for the most part, you'd think they'd be a master swordsman (swordswoman?) with all those tentacles, but, nope. She was the greatest president we've had in my lifetime, though.)

7.20.25 - The bartender gave me a blank look, so I had him fill my glass with bland soda twice, and that made us both happy.

(This one just makes me laugh. It's not absurd (much), it's just ...amusing to me.)

7.21.25 - The testimony regarding the leaky faucet, told in the tinny tone of the talking piggy, was so witty that it left one juror in a tizzy.

(Why can't *I* get on a jury that has funny talking pigs???)

7.22.25 - Lunch on the Hindenburg was noisy and burnt.

(Too soon?

also, "Lunch" "Noisy" and "Burnt" had me creating all sorts of (dark) sentence ideas before I finally settled on that one. While I'm slightly disappointed that we didn't end up with the "burnt & noisy flavored Doritos" (or ice cream), I think that this was the best possibility to go with. Comedic, morbid, and historically accurate.)