7.9.25 - Did you read the novel about the loner who had to walk the plank?
(I did, but I was bored.)
7.10.25 - Reading the news makes every hippy jumpy.
(join the club!!)
7.11.25 - Be sure to use the super brand of brown bag when you bring your food to work.
(Originally, I felt this was a kinda meh sentence, and it IS, but the idea of a brand of generic brown bag does amuse me somewhat...)
7.12.25 - Sadly, we are going to have to exile any child who displays any sort of quilt making skill.
(Ripped from headlines from two months into the future... )
7.13.25 - Knowing what was at stake, the network had to bleep everything the weird gnome said about the 75 ounce big gulp cup during the interview.
(Absolutely the best sentence this week. The idea of a cabal of network executives needing to cover up the existence of a slightly bigger Big Gulp cup that is being exposed by a GNOME is exactly the type of vibe I wish ALL my Wordle sentences had.)
7.14.25 - The nadir of the Rocky franchise - that undid decades of goodwill - was when they showed him fighting a swine, wearing a light jacket.
(Not sure what it says about me that there's a part of me that DOES want to watch Sylvester Stallone punch a pig.)
7.15.25 - The DJ decided to foist his horrible music onto the audience, despite the glare he got from his promoter and the shift in mood when he switched from classic rock to Siberian cat yodeling.
(I haven't googled if Siberian cat yodeling is a real thing or not, because I feel like I'm better off not knowing one way or the other.)
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