5.21.25 - The roach entered into her diary, “no need for alarm, as the apes are down to a quart of pesticide, so soon we will erase them”.
(Disturbing on so many levels. Roaches should not have diaries.)
5.22.25 - Guess what’s in my folio of folly.
(......folly?)
5.23.25 - Every local band just wanted to play music, but they all got stuck having to shuck oysters and wearing scuba gear.
(Getting extreme Stars Hollow vibes off this.)
5.24.25 - The scientist mused that the orbit of the planet composed of suede may seem funny, but they did not laugh.
(Science is serious business. Suede planet science even more so!)
5.25.25 - The grift was telling the park, “I’ll bring the slide” and then leaving the kids abandoned at the top of the ladder.
(Ha ha, suckers!!!)
5.26.25 - Having to take the chair in the front row made the drone growl.
(Well, yeah. Worst seats in the house.)
5.27.25 - Very few people knew the truth about the stray Ankylosaurus we called Sport.
(The truth was that he wasn't house broken. .....but after he'd visit, the house would be broken.)
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