5.7.25 - Hate to tell you, guacamole, but you can never match the macho vibe that humus has.
(this might be my most favorite sentence to date.)
5.8.25 - On balmy days, get into the habit of wearing baggy clothes.
(Good advice.)
5.9.25 - The tripe that leaves that man’s mouth is embarrassing to print.
(I'm 100% sure we all know who this is about.)
5.10.25 - The beast with the least yeast won the event.
(I'm picturing mythological creatures in a cooking show.)
5.11.25 - The diver couldn’t get the dowel to budge despite the amount of time he would spend watching it decay.
(A watched dowel never disintegrates.)
5.12.25 - At his birth, Billy flexed his bicep and said, “Bingo!”
(Billy was a badass (or a victim of toxic masculinity (... or both??)) from day one.)
5.13.25 - As you are aware, if you wreck the tower, we sware to renew it.
(All beams serve the tower. Which is a nice reminder to myself that I should re-read that series.)
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