10.22.25 - Animal rights activists were livid and called him a freak and a chump and dangerous, but there’s no denying that his last stunt - attempting to joust against an octopus - was a memorable one.
(I do love throwing animals into these. Anyway, a jousting octopus sounds like a pretty cool thing to see. You know, like via a cartoon or cgi or something. Not in real life.)
10.23.25 - The cashier at Walmart didn’t bat an eye when I bought a quilt, a chain, a drill and a bible.
(This one feels somewhat like cheating, since I was essentially just listing the words, but, hey, it still works.)
10.24.25 - Tuber themed decor for your home is inexpensive, super nutritious, and will amaze any potential buyer.
(I suspect eventually we'll all be living inside potatoes.)
10.25.25 - I’d gauge that cough drop to be at least two thousand kilometers wide.
(That is one massive cough drop.)
10.26.25 - The chart indicated the bluff should wield tons of plump blueberries, but six hours of searching resulted in one lousy blueberry picked with it making a sad plunk in my bucket.
(Blueberries for Sal getting a grimdark reboot was not on my bingo list, but, here we are.)
10.27.25 - On the tenth anniversary of taking over humanity, as a gift to the few survivors, the cyborgs released a retro killing machine made of metal, and that was a sweet thought, however, the fetid odor it produced somewhat cancelled out any appreciation we may have felt.
(It's the thought that counts, but it's the smell that REALLY counts.)
10.28.25 - The precinct experienced the full wrath of the chief when someone put up holly, tinsel, and Christmas lights in October.
(additional sentence - Stephen King invoked the wrath of his fans when he made Holly Gibney the chief protagonist repeatedly.)
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