10.1.25 - I hate to spoil your day, but the dress is still gold.
(Those who say it's blue are just nuts.)
10.2.25 - The pilot thought he was witty by measuring the width of the cage for the tiger and standing just outside it.
(Forgot about the length, though.)
10.3.25 - If you smash through a glass door and have a back spasm at the same time, it’s fair to say you’re having a bad day.
(No argument here.)
10.4.25 - I have to relay some bleak news, but relax, it isn’t local.
("Nukes have been deployed." "Oh my god!!" "On Mars." ".....")
10.5.25 - The venal gremlin had already eaten one of the engines of the plane, but stopped eating the second one when we offered him a free seat on the Hindenburg.
(I love this sentence so much.)
10.6.25 - The tale was told to amuse the dragon, and she put up a good front, but I knew the part regarding how the townspeople lived to abuse mythical creatures was upsetting her, so I had to pause and segue to something lighter.
(When I get Wordle in six, it's sometimes tough to come up with a good sentence.)
10.7.25 - If you wreck her nylon stockings, run.
(And then, there are the times I get it in two, which brings its own set of problems. I had like four different options for this one before I settled on what I went with. All that being said, this is a pretty amazing sentence too, if I do say so myself.)
