Wordle Wednesday #27

 8.13.25 - Sylvia was proud to own the ranch that made the best kefir in the city, but wished you didn’t have to take a ferry to get to it.

(I... actually got nothing for this one.)

8.14.25 - The somber knell from the funeral of my enemy was the ringtone in my phone under “nasty” in the directory. 

(He ought to feel honored I had him in my directory at all.)

8.15.25 - That first soul crushing “cheep” you hear from the monster chicken on level two will make sure you are awake and will embed itself into your nightmares.

(Chick-a-dee China, the Chinese Chicken?)

8.16.25 - I started to choke up when they offered me the Doesn’t Get Enough Sleep Badge, but when I saw it was an ugly matte orange, I decided to waive receiving it.

(Man, I would probably wear the Doesn't Get Enough Sleep Badge with honor.)

8.17.25 - We didn’t have to bleep his lousy drawl, but did in case any children were watching.

(ya'll. this joke is ****ing heelarious.)

8.18.25 - Before I could utter, “Have you begun the newest issue of ‘Nervous Monthly’?” my jumpy friend told me to read the article.

(Reading that magazine always makes me anxious.)

8.19.25 - Getting bored doing rowdy, wordy sentences.

(not really. I'm still enjoying doing these, just thought the word selection this time was too funny to resist)