Wordle Wednesday #5

 3.12.25 -  Sit on the patio and have a treat - a mango made of bacon.

(YUMMY! Or perhaps super gross!)

3.13.25 - The quake had the grace to be bland enough to only destroy the Chase bank.

(Well that was nice of it!)

3.14.25 - Each piece of the sunny day disappeared in a rapid fashion.

(Isn't that always the way?)

3.15.25 - The talking padle (a lumpfish) looked naked without his beard, so I used the ladle to get him into the boat.

(If this makes you think, at least nominally, about Windwaker, then congrats, we are on the same wavelength.)

3.16.25 = Blast the north end of the stamp twice.

(Official USPS regulations require it.)

3.17.25 - To anyone who can outgo a knife throwing contest with a lasso, I say bravo!

(Never bring a rope to a knife fight. Or, you can, just make sure it's not ALL you bring. Ropes can be handy, too, you know.)

3.18.25 - If you glare at the timer, the mover will stop.

(I... don't think that's really how it works. But I'm sure I'll keep trying, just to be safe.)