Monday, November 03, 2025
Penny Lane - The Beatles
Sunday, November 02, 2025
Saturday, November 01, 2025
I Am... I Said - Neil Diamond
Friday, October 31, 2025
2025 Games - October
73. Settlers of Catan (avg score: 5) - Remember how like a decade ago, this was the BIG game that everyone loved? We didn't get on that train. We got this gifted to us a while back, and we've only played it a handful of times. It's an OKAY game - definitely was overhyped back in the day - and I think a large percentage of the fun that it can provide is dependent on how things develop early on. If there are some bad rolls and you can't get your production going, it can be extremely difficult to catch up as everyone else is busy making roads and growing cities. That happened to me this time around. All I kept producing was freaking wood, and wool, which nobody wanted or needed. Anyway... Might give this another shot at some point, because I do remember one of the earlier times we played it having a lot more fun than I did this go around.
74. Seven Dragons (avg score: 5.5) - Card game where you attempt to create a chain of seven colored dragons. An okay time waster, but not anything I'd immediately think of playing.
76. Sleeping Queens (avg score: 6) - card game where 12 queen cards, each worth between 5 and 20 points, are laid out on the board face down and you attempt to wake them up. Other cards people can play can either steal them, or put them back to sleep (and there are defenses against those as well). Pretty simple, but decent enough for a round or two.
77. Smash Up (avg score: 6) - another card game, where everyone has two factions of "cool" ....things. (Robots, Zombies, Pirates, Wizards, Dinosaurs, Aliens... you know.) Each card is either a 'minion' or an 'action'. There are 4 base cards set up at a time, which give various points if you play enough minions on them to score them. This FEELS like it could be a decent card game, but also like they wanted to jam as much stuff in there as possible, and so it feels overbusy. And the rules for what effects what is many times annoyingly vague. There was also a sense that things weren't exactly balanced very well.
78. Sorry! (avg. score: 7.5) - I unabashedly love this game. I know it's far from perfect, and it's ENTIRELY (well, like 98.4%) luck based, but, the amount of weird coincidences that happen in this just make me absolutely adore it. Over the years, we've tweaked things to make it even more interesting/weird - like changing it up to where you have to get a piece in EACH of the 4 homes, rather than all 4 in yours. Or, adding a 5th piece. Or everyone starts with 5 cards in their hand to strategically play during the game. All of those make me like it even more. This time around, we did start playing with just the normal base rules, but along the way, Silas decided to add in a 5th token...because he was going to win "too early".
So, we all added an extra piece. And.... Steph ended up winning. LOL.
I really do wish there were Sorry! competitions, like they have with Monopoly and other board games. Maybe there are.
79 & 80 - Spot It! and Spot It! Basic English (avg score: 5) - children's games where you have cards with lots of pictures (and in the case of Spot It! Basic English, pictures and words) and you have to match them before your opponent. Grouping these together, because even though they're different games, they're basically the same thing. Anyway, these were just ....you know. There. Really only played them because we're doing all of the games.
Road to Nowhere - Talking Heads
Thursday, October 30, 2025
She - Green Day
Wednesday, October 29, 2025
Wordle Wednesday #37
10.22.25 - Animal rights activists were livid and called him a freak and a chump and dangerous, but there’s no denying that his last stunt - attempting to joust against an octopus - was a memorable one.
(I do love throwing animals into these. Anyway, a jousting octopus sounds like a pretty cool thing to see. You know, like via a cartoon or cgi or something. Not in real life.)
10.23.25 - The cashier at Walmart didn’t bat an eye when I bought a quilt, a chain, a drill and a bible.
(This one feels somewhat like cheating, since I was essentially just listing the words, but, hey, it still works.)
10.24.25 - Tuber themed decor for your home is inexpensive, super nutritious, and will amaze any potential buyer.
(I suspect eventually we'll all be living inside potatoes.)
10.25.25 - I’d gauge that cough drop to be at least two thousand kilometers wide.
(That is one massive cough drop.)
10.26.25 - The chart indicated the bluff should wield tons of plump blueberries, but six hours of searching resulted in one lousy blueberry picked with it making a sad plunk in my bucket.
(Blueberries for Sal getting a grimdark reboot was not on my bingo list, but, here we are.)
10.27.25 - On the tenth anniversary of taking over humanity, as a gift to the few survivors, the cyborgs released a retro killing machine made of metal, and that was a sweet thought, however, the fetid odor it produced somewhat cancelled out any appreciation we may have felt.
(It's the thought that counts, but it's the smell that REALLY counts.)
10.28.25 - The precinct experienced the full wrath of the chief when someone put up holly, tinsel, and Christmas lights in October.
(additional sentence - Stephen King invoked the wrath of his fans when he made Holly Gibney the chief protagonist repeatedly.)
Playground - Another Bad Creation
Tuesday, October 28, 2025
Monday, October 27, 2025
Girlfriend - Matthew Sweet
Sunday, October 26, 2025
Welcome to the Church of Rock and Roll - Foxy Shazam
Saturday, October 25, 2025
Bus to Beelzebub - Soul Coughing
Friday, October 24, 2025
A Day in the Life - The Beatles
Thursday, October 23, 2025
Ball and Chain - Social Distortion
Wednesday, October 22, 2025
The Future - Leonard Cohen
Wordle Wednesday #36
Ehh. This week's batch ain't the best, but it's been a rough week.
10.15.25 - The apron was so plump, it was practically a spoof.
10.16.25 - My doctor’s advice was to avoid fatty pasta, but she said it in a catty way, and her clothes looked rather ratty, so I ate my ravioli happily.
10.17.25 - The group of vegan zombies started to growl that the soy brains were gross.
(Feel like there's a "plants vs. zombies" joke to be made here, but, eh.)
10.18.25 - The critic had labeled his haven of games as “fakey”, so the manager paced as he waited to see if his opinion held water.
10.19.25 - The girly drinks served at the bottom of the slide did belie that the park was perhaps not the ideal spot to drop off your kids.
(Unless you want them to be drunk.)
10.20.25 - If you claim to have no limit on how low you can go when playing limbo, you better have the skills to back it up.
10.21.25 - Every whale that went through detox had a tepid debut.
(Whales hate 12 step programs.)
Tuesday, October 21, 2025
Everybody's Changing - Keane
Monday, October 20, 2025
While My Guitar Gently Weeps - The Beatles
Sunday, October 19, 2025
Saturday, October 18, 2025
Down by the Water - PJ Harvey
Friday, October 17, 2025
Ventura Highway - America
Thursday, October 16, 2025
Always on My Mind - Pet Shop Boys
Wednesday, October 15, 2025
Wordle Wednesday #35
10.8.25 - The mosquito’s to-do list read simply: “today - annoy people”.
(brilliant, if I do say so myself.)
10.9.25 - In an attempt to show how hardy he was, Randy, the new mayor, passed a bylaw stating that if you are tardy, you don’t get to have any pizza for a week.
(Randy's a hardass.)
10.10.25 - The piggy wondered if the lever near the table could remove the flesh from the farmer.
(That'll do, pig.)
10.11.25 - The pancake stack was great but no match for the waffles.
(They ARE thicker.)
10.12.25 - I found that if you wound the gnome, it will panic and head north.
(Feels like video game or role-playing game lore. But, it's probably also just a fact.)
10.13.25 - The weary pirate meant for us to be unable to guess the location he hid the pearl, but it was obvious it was in his beard.
(Oh, Pearlbeard, you silly goose.)
10.14.25 - Everyone in the forum thought that the guy in the suit of armor extolling the deliciousness of a wormy smore was a moron, but nobody said anything.
(I thought about ending this sentence with "everyone" discovering that wormy smores were actually good, and that you shouldn't prejudge. But, went with the warnings of groupthink instead. Both lessons are pretty relevant.)
Pleasant Valley Sunday - The Monkees
Tuesday, October 14, 2025
Army of Me - Björk
Monday, October 13, 2025
Glad All Over - Dave Clark Five
Sunday, October 12, 2025
Panic Station - Muse
Saturday, October 11, 2025
Give Me Just a Little More Time - Chairmen of the Board
Friday, October 10, 2025
This Could All Be Yours - Guster
Piggy - Nine Inch Nails
Thursday, October 09, 2025
Poppin’ a Wheelie! - The Aquabats!
Wednesday, October 08, 2025
Wordle Wednesday #34
10.1.25 - I hate to spoil your day, but the dress is still gold.
(Those who say it's blue are just nuts.)
10.2.25 - The pilot thought he was witty by measuring the width of the cage for the tiger and standing just outside it.
(Forgot about the length, though.)
10.3.25 - If you smash through a glass door and have a back spasm at the same time, it’s fair to say you’re having a bad day.
(No argument here.)
10.4.25 - I have to relay some bleak news, but relax, it isn’t local.
("Nukes have been deployed." "Oh my god!!" "On Mars." ".....")
10.5.25 - The venal gremlin had already eaten one of the engines of the plane, but stopped eating the second one when we offered him a free seat on the Hindenburg.
(I love this sentence so much.)
10.6.25 - The tale was told to amuse the dragon, and she put up a good front, but I knew the part regarding how the townspeople lived to abuse mythical creatures was upsetting her, so I had to pause and segue to something lighter.
(When I get Wordle in six, it's sometimes tough to come up with a good sentence.)
10.7.25 - If you wreck her nylon stockings, run.
(And then, there are the times I get it in two, which brings its own set of problems. I had like four different options for this one before I settled on what I went with. All that being said, this is a pretty amazing sentence too, if I do say so myself.)
Hunger Strike - Temple of the Dog
Tuesday, October 07, 2025
Wouldn't It Be Nice - The Beach Boys
Monday, October 06, 2025
Feels Like Summer - Weezer
Sunday, October 05, 2025
Eat the Rich - Aerosmith
Saturday, October 04, 2025
Another February - Local H
Friday, October 03, 2025
Glass Onion - The Beatles
Thursday, October 02, 2025
Stressed Out - Twenty One Pilots
Wednesday, October 01, 2025
Wordle Wednesday #33
9.24.25 - The surgeon, performing the procedure with just a blunt object, flung my liver into the garbage can and emitted a small cluck, because she was a professional, and a chicken.
(Animals doing human jobs is just a thing I like, I guess.)
9.25.25 - We had to break into the museum, look behind the golden drape, remove the frame made of platinum, and open the crate covered with barbed wire to find the newer grape soda.
(Ocean Spray Eleven)
9.26.25 - If we don't let the panda dally when ordering his daily Starbucks, he will freak out.
(True. Pandas are notoriously high strung.)
9.27.25 - The sweet feeling of frith I felt from escaping the gator evaporated as my truck revealed it was on the fritz.
(Sigh. Stupid "Frith" being accepted.)
9.28.25 - Showing an extraordinary grasp of sarcasm, Stephen said with a goofy tone, “oh goody, another night of gooey gumbo.”
9.29.25 - Remain civil, even if your debate opponent continues to cling to the idea that a mouse will hatch out of an egg.
(I mean....they COULD be right.)
9.30.25 - The melee between the geese and the brine startled me, but when one of the fowl started to quote Churchill, I wondered if I was awake.
("If you're going through hell, keep HONK!")
Dr. Evil - They Might Be Giants
Tuesday, September 30, 2025
2025 games - September
67. Santa Cookie Elf Candy Snowman (avg score:1.5) - A glorified slapjack, where the players place cards down, having to recite the mantra, "Person, Woman, Man, Camera, TV"... or, um, "Santa. Cookie, Elf, Candy, Snowman", and if a card matching the word the player is saying happens to be placed, then you slap the deck to give the cards to the other player. Goal is to get rid of your cards first. There's no real strategy, and nobody in the family likes this game, so we half-heartedly played it for a bit, and will undoubtedly be donating it at the end of the year.
Monday, September 29, 2025
Horn Intro - Modest Mouse
Sunday, September 28, 2025
Steven's Last Night in Town - Ben Folds Five
Saturday, September 27, 2025
Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This) - The Eurythmics
Friday, September 26, 2025
Freewill - Rush
Thursday, September 25, 2025
Press Pound - Rick Moranis
Nobody Cares - Superorganism
Wednesday, September 24, 2025
Wordle Wednesday #32
9.17.25 - The toucan sat on his perch and said with a heavy sigh, “I’ll need one tenth of your teeth.”
(Creepy. Love it.)
9.18.25 - Jack wanted to write his guide for how to survive a serial killer and include tips like, “smile” and “keep your voice calm” and “stay hidden”, but he couldn’t because he had a knife plunged into his head.
(Darkly comical. Love it.)
9.19.25 - Much later, the table became sentient and dealt its revenge on the card dealers.
(BWAHAHAHA!!)
9.20.25 - We want the robber to retry to swipe an ocean, but he will demur and instead defer to looting a lake.
(Ehhhh.)
9.21.25 - Before you join a coven, make sure they do a decent cover of Britney’s “Toxic”.
(Words to live by.)
9.22.25 - If you want to build to a fiery twist in your comic, use a quill ink pen, and be a porcupine on fire.
(Heh. I wonder what cooked porcupine meat is like...)
9.23.25 - Death told me wistfully, “The truth is, in my youth, I was able to fit an entire city in my mouth.”
(It would be cool to have a conversation with Death. I bet she's got all sorts of cool stories to tell.)
Livin' Thing - Electric Light Orchestra
Tuesday, September 23, 2025
Death of a Bachelor - Panic! At the Disco
Monday, September 22, 2025
Crayons Can Melt on Us for All I Care - Relient K
Sunday, September 21, 2025
Toxic - Britney Spears
Saturday, September 20, 2025
Is She Really Going Out with Him? - Joe Jackson
Friday, September 19, 2025
Do You Feel Like We Do - Peter Frampton
Thursday, September 18, 2025
Now, Stand Back for Your Own Safety! - The Aquabats!
Wednesday, September 17, 2025
Wordle Wednesday #31
9.10.25 - The doula got pouty when it turned out her honor was bogus simply because she was a mouse.
(I don't have any commentary on this sentence, other than, I love it.)
9.11.25 - I doubt you can find a shockingly good prize in an electric chair circa 1880.
(puns, man. Love 'em.)
9.12.25 - The magician’s top hat started to throb, and a thump emerged from inside, so I reached in and pulled out a white rabbit that said “thank you”.
(ta-da!!)
9.13.25 - The nadir of Bob Ross’s career was when he took jars of paint and jelly and instructed his audience to smash them together.
(happy little trees!)
9.14.25 - The crisp still made the noisy noise it made the last time I bit into it, a decade earlier, but the flavor was …different.
(mmmm....ancient....[/Homer])
9.15.25 - You can walk along the path among all the ants, and they won’t bother you, but if you touch the anthill, you’ll groan in agony.
(...yup.)
9.16.25 - The four archetypes of leader are: lefty, lucky, silly, and moldy.
(The ideal leader is a combination of all four. You know, like Voltron.)
How You Like Me Now? - The Heavy
Tuesday, September 16, 2025
I'm Just a Singer (In a Rock and Roll Band) - The Moody Blues
Monday, September 15, 2025
Touch of Grey - Grateful Dead
Sunday, September 14, 2025
Suite: Judy Blue Eyes - Crosby, Stills & Nash
Saturday, September 13, 2025
Jellybelly - The Smashing Pumpkins
Friday, September 12, 2025
Walking on Sunshine - Katrina and the Waves
Thursday, September 11, 2025
It's My Life - No Doubt
Wednesday, September 10, 2025
Wordle Wednesday #30
9.3.25 - We watch the ginormous gorilla climb a parking garage and fetch a truck from the top like it was nothing.
(I'm picturing King Kong as a valet.)
9.4.25 - To make Christmas twice as merry, blend the holidays with Charlie Sheen.
(Ho ho ho?)
9.5.25 - I admit, making your house inside a snow drift is a cool idea.
(Hashtag dad jokes)
9.6.25 - I lunge, but the bulge will not yield from its place.
(Some days, I just don't want to put in a lot of effort with the sentence.)
9.7.25 - As soon as the wordy tenor showed up at my front door, I knew he’d be a thorn in my side.
(And other days, you get masterpieces...)
9.8.25 - I asked the geese if they wanted to try to chirp instead of honk, but they were not on board with that idea.
(Geese are stubborn, yo.)
9.9.25 - Attaching springs to your feet is a quick trick to jump higher, but the boing can be so loud that it’s reported hundreds of miles away.
(Sometimes the world that these sentences evoke in my mind sound SO MUCH COOLER than the world we actually live in. Sigh.)
How About That - Gisli
Tuesday, September 09, 2025
Last Train to Clarksville - The Monkees
2000 Miles - The Pretenders
Monday, September 08, 2025
Godzilla - Blue Öyster Cult
Sunday, September 07, 2025
Word Forward - Foo Fighters
Saturday, September 06, 2025
You Make Loving Fun - Fleetwood Mac
Friday, September 05, 2025
Harlem Shuffle - The Rolling Stones
Thursday, September 04, 2025
Merry Christmas, Darling - The Carpenters
Wednesday, September 03, 2025
Wordle Wednesday #29
8.27.25 - The trick to finding your ka-tet is to attend a Dark Tower themed party.
(or nineteen, even!)
8.28.25 - Adding the mulch flavored blend to your banana split was a silly idea.
(mmmm....mulch....)
8.29.25 = As I watched the crane try to grasp the grail full of gravy, I decided to graft myself a better mechanical arm before Thanksgiving.
(Making the answer to any "can you pass the..." request an automatic "yes")
8.30.25 - To elate my niece, I trimmed the hedge to resemble a Pikachu.
(Honestly, I'd be elated to see pokemon shaped shrubbery too.)
8.31.25 - The doctor claimed that a flower’s petal can heal a light wound, but the gardener disagreed.
(Doctors. Pfft. What do they know?)
9.1.25 - The least destructive blast was from the ninth head of the dragon.
(Aw, poor Jacob. Yeah. I don't know. I just imagine a dragon with (at least) nine heads, and the one that is least destructive is called Jacob [shrug]. )
9.2.25 - The kangaroo might shine her pouch before the fight, giving her an unfair advantage.
(That's not a pouch... This is a pouch.)
Souljacker Part I - eels
Tuesday, September 02, 2025
Supermassive Black Hole - Muse
Monday, September 01, 2025
9 to 5 - Dolly Parton
Sunday, August 31, 2025
2025 Games - August
56. Othello - (avg score - 6.5) - One of those 'old games from humanities beginning' again... While not nearly as great as chess (what is, really?), this is still a very strategic...feeling game. But, I think that once it gets to a certain point, if you haven't played well, then it becomes....pretty much determined what your fate is going to be. If the edges get to be all controlled, there ain't no coming back from that.
That was pretty much what happened with our game. I thought I was going to win, but got sloppy, and then Steph pretty much kicked my ass.
oh ,yeah, and we're missing a piece, so we've subbed it out with a coin. Heh.
64. Race Across the USA - avg score 3.5 - Very simple 'educational' game designed for children to help them learn geography and facts about the United States. You roll, move your airplane across the map to various states, and answer trivia questions. It's fine for what it is, but it absolutely is something we don't need in our family's collection any more.



































































