Friday, September 19, 2025
Do You Feel Like We Do - Peter Frampton
Thursday, September 18, 2025
Now, Stand Back for Your Own Safety! - The Aquabats!
Wednesday, September 17, 2025
Wordle Wednesday #31
9.10.25 - The doula got pouty when it turned out her honor was bogus simply because she was a mouse.
(I don't have any commentary on this sentence, other than, I love it.)
9.11.25 - I doubt you can find a shockingly good prize in an electric chair circa 1880.
(puns, man. Love 'em.)
9.12.25 - The magician’s top hat started to throb, and a thump emerged from inside, so I reached in and pulled out a white rabbit that said “thank you”.
(ta-da!!)
9.13.25 - The nadir of Bob Ross’s career was when he took jars of paint and jelly and instructed his audience to smash them together.
(happy little trees!)
9.14.25 - The crisp still made the noisy noise it made the last time I bit into it, a decade earlier, but the flavor was …different.
(mmmm....ancient....[/Homer])
9.15.25 - You can walk along the path among all the ants, and they won’t bother you, but if you touch the anthill, you’ll groan in agony.
(...yup.)
9.16.25 - The four archetypes of leader are: lefty, lucky, silly, and moldy.
(The ideal leader is a combination of all four. You know, like Voltron.)
How You Like Me Now? - The Heavy
Tuesday, September 16, 2025
I'm Just a Singer (In a Rock and Roll Band) - The Moody Blues
Monday, September 15, 2025
Touch of Grey - Grateful Dead
Sunday, September 14, 2025
Suite: Judy Blue Eyes - Crosby, Stills & Nash
Saturday, September 13, 2025
Jellybelly - The Smashing Pumpkins
Friday, September 12, 2025
Walking on Sunshine - Katrina and the Waves
Thursday, September 11, 2025
It's My Life - No Doubt
Wednesday, September 10, 2025
Wordle Wednesday #30
9.3.25 - We watch the ginormous gorilla climb a parking garage and fetch a truck from the top like it was nothing.
(I'm picturing King Kong as a valet.)
9.4.25 - To make Christmas twice as merry, blend the holidays with Charlie Sheen.
(Ho ho ho?)
9.5.25 - I admit, making your house inside a snow drift is a cool idea.
(Hashtag dad jokes)
9.6.25 - I lunge, but the bulge will not yield from its place.
(Some days, I just don't want to put in a lot of effort with the sentence.)
9.7.25 - As soon as the wordy tenor showed up at my front door, I knew he’d be a thorn in my side.
(And other days, you get masterpieces...)
9.8.25 - I asked the geese if they wanted to try to chirp instead of honk, but they were not on board with that idea.
(Geese are stubborn, yo.)
9.9.25 - Attaching springs to your feet is a quick trick to jump higher, but the boing can be so loud that it’s reported hundreds of miles away.
(Sometimes the world that these sentences evoke in my mind sound SO MUCH COOLER than the world we actually live in. Sigh.)
How About That - Gisli
Tuesday, September 09, 2025
Last Train to Clarksville - The Monkees
2000 Miles - The Pretenders
Monday, September 08, 2025
Godzilla - Blue Öyster Cult
Sunday, September 07, 2025
Word Forward - Foo Fighters
Saturday, September 06, 2025
You Make Loving Fun - Fleetwood Mac
Friday, September 05, 2025
Harlem Shuffle - The Rolling Stones
Thursday, September 04, 2025
Merry Christmas, Darling - The Carpenters
Wednesday, September 03, 2025
Wordle Wednesday #29
8.27.25 - The trick to finding your ka-tet is to attend a Dark Tower themed party.
(or nineteen, even!)
8.28.25 - Adding the mulch flavored blend to your banana split was a silly idea.
(mmmm....mulch....)
8.29.25 = As I watched the crane try to grasp the grail full of gravy, I decided to graft myself a better mechanical arm before Thanksgiving.
(Making the answer to any "can you pass the..." request an automatic "yes")
8.30.25 - To elate my niece, I trimmed the hedge to resemble a Pikachu.
(Honestly, I'd be elated to see pokemon shaped shrubbery too.)
8.31.25 - The doctor claimed that a flower’s petal can heal a light wound, but the gardener disagreed.
(Doctors. Pfft. What do they know?)
9.1.25 - The least destructive blast was from the ninth head of the dragon.
(Aw, poor Jacob. Yeah. I don't know. I just imagine a dragon with (at least) nine heads, and the one that is least destructive is called Jacob [shrug]. )
9.2.25 - The kangaroo might shine her pouch before the fight, giving her an unfair advantage.
(That's not a pouch... This is a pouch.)
Souljacker Part I - eels
Tuesday, September 02, 2025
Supermassive Black Hole - Muse
Monday, September 01, 2025
9 to 5 - Dolly Parton
Sunday, August 31, 2025
2025 Games - August
56. Othello - (avg score - 6.5) - One of those 'old games from humanities beginning' again... While not nearly as great as chess (what is, really?), this is still a very strategic...feeling game. But, I think that once it gets to a certain point, if you haven't played well, then it becomes....pretty much determined what your fate is going to be. If the edges get to be all controlled, there ain't no coming back from that.
That was pretty much what happened with our game. I thought I was going to win, but got sloppy, and then Steph pretty much kicked my ass.
oh ,yeah, and we're missing a piece, so we've subbed it out with a coin. Heh.
64. Race Across the USA - avg score 3.5 - Very simple 'educational' game designed for children to help them learn geography and facts about the United States. You roll, move your airplane across the map to various states, and answer trivia questions. It's fine for what it is, but it absolutely is something we don't need in our family's collection any more.
When Will You Die? - They Might Be Giants
Saturday, August 30, 2025
Henrietta - The Fratellis
Friday, August 29, 2025
Don't Stop Believin' - Journey
Thursday, August 28, 2025
Blue Monday - Orgy
Wednesday, August 27, 2025
Wordle Wednesday #28
8.20.25 - The llama had light skunk power.
(the polite way of saying it smelled bad.)
8.21.25 - If someone is your elder, you should extol them, unless they’re like a jerk or something.
(LOL. Yup.)
8.22.25 - When the universe gets all ratty, it’s time to reset it.
(ctrl-alt-del)
8.23.25 - Desmond can annul his union, but it would cost him a pretty Penny.
(Sorry, this joke Lost me.)
8.24.25 - If you are prone to violence and choke on the spore, maybe it makes you want to gouge out your own eyes.
(The Last of Us season 3?)
8.25.25 - The archeologist told me, with just a bit of mirth, that the legendary Stone of Possibility might be real.
(But it might not be....)
8.26.25 - No matter how brave you feel, I don’t recommend that you try to steal the annex if you are either feeling anger, or are naked.
(However, if you are both angry AND naked, feel free.)
Perfect Situation - Weezer
Tuesday, August 26, 2025
Been Caught Stealing - Jane's Addiction
Monday, August 25, 2025
Elenor - Me First and the Gimme Gimmes
Street Fighting Man - The Rolling Stones
Sunday, August 24, 2025
Momentum - Aimee Mann
Saturday, August 23, 2025
Penny on the Train Track - Ben Kweller
Friday, August 22, 2025
Ruiner - Nine Inch Nails
Thursday, August 21, 2025
Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town - Pearl Jam
Wednesday, August 20, 2025
Wordle Wednesday #27
8.13.25 - Sylvia was proud to own the ranch that made the best kefir in the city, but wished you didn’t have to take a ferry to get to it.
(I... actually got nothing for this one.)
8.14.25 - The somber knell from the funeral of my enemy was the ringtone in my phone under “nasty” in the directory.
(He ought to feel honored I had him in my directory at all.)
8.15.25 - That first soul crushing “cheep” you hear from the monster chicken on level two will make sure you are awake and will embed itself into your nightmares.
(Chick-a-dee China, the Chinese Chicken?)
8.16.25 - I started to choke up when they offered me the Doesn’t Get Enough Sleep Badge, but when I saw it was an ugly matte orange, I decided to waive receiving it.
(Man, I would probably wear the Doesn't Get Enough Sleep Badge with honor.)
8.17.25 - We didn’t have to bleep his lousy drawl, but did in case any children were watching.
(ya'll. this joke is ****ing heelarious.)
8.18.25 - Before I could utter, “Have you begun the newest issue of ‘Nervous Monthly’?” my jumpy friend told me to read the article.
(Reading that magazine always makes me anxious.)
8.19.25 - Getting bored doing rowdy, wordy sentences.
(not really. I'm still enjoying doing these, just thought the word selection this time was too funny to resist)
Selling Jesus - Skunk Anansie
Tuesday, August 19, 2025
Eve of Destruction - Barry McGuire
Monday, August 18, 2025
Cherry Bomb - The Runaways
Sunday, August 17, 2025
Draw A Crowd - Ben Folds Five
Saturday, August 16, 2025
Spider - They Might Be Giants
Friday, August 15, 2025
Firework - Katy Perry
Thursday, August 14, 2025
Nasty Habits - Oingo Boingo
Wednesday, August 13, 2025
Wordle Wednesday #26
I ...don't actually have anything to add to these. Or, maybe I do, but I'm just far too tired to think of anything witty/clever/cynical/insightful, so they're just going to stand on their own this time.
8.6.25 - Upon finally getting to see the grand capybara, the angry mob let out a ‘thank you’ groan in unison.
8.7.25 - Everyone thought the talking coral reef was crazy, but once it named Taylor Swift as its favorite singer, we knew it was sane.
8.8.25 - Imbue my soul with enough courage to undo the latch, swipe the television remote control, and binge the latest series on Netflix.
8.9.25 - In the game Lunar Enemy, the final boss had a nasal way of speaking that made me cling to my seat.
8.10.25 - To ensure no pets were lost in the misty fog, every puppy and kitty was genetically altered to have minty breath.
8.11.25 - If you don’t want to run afoul of the count, like I did in my youth, then shut your mouth and take the south route.
8.12.25 - Some woman, living as a nomad. with a smoky look in her eyes, said, “Climb there to get your mango,” and I couldn’t resist, so that's why I was trespassing.
Peek-A-Boo - Siouxsie and the Banshees
Tuesday, August 12, 2025
Time to Pretend - MGMT
Monday, August 11, 2025
Army - Ben Folds Five
Sunday, August 10, 2025
Everybody's Lonely - Jukebox the Ghost
Saturday, August 09, 2025
Evil Thoughts - Foxy Shazam
Friday, August 08, 2025
Friday I'm In Love - The Cure
Lazy Sunday - The Lonely Island
Thursday, August 07, 2025
I'm Shakin' - Jack White
Wednesday, August 06, 2025
Wordle Wednesday #25
7.30.25 - During the quest to assay the mettle of the spaceship, we submitted it to a psych test, making me smirk.
(Sometimes, I'm pretty clever.)
7.31.25 - I’d wager the phrase “no frill, just broil” is always applicable.
(Other times, just sort of meh.)
8.1.25 - You can’t go wrong with a banjo as a gift for your noisy demon.
(Okay, back to awesome. This is absolutely prequel for "The Devil Went Down to Georgia" material.)
8.2.25 - The challenge of finding an entrance to the smoky, faded plaza did not daunt the adventurer.
(I'm noticing a pattern of awesome, boring, awesome, boring here...)
8.3.25 - If you mowed the lawn, and it felt lumpy, you should get a First Aid kit.
(Heh. First Aid kit for you or for the lawn is the question.)
8.4.25 - The incident with the motel made of sugar caused the city to be much more rigid with the building permits they issued.
(So many questions. Who would build a motel out of sugar? How? Why? WHY?? What, exactly, was "the incident"?)
8.5.25 - “Hey, Sport,” the robot stork said gently, “let me offer you an intro to your story.”
(I'm hoping that the story starts off with a robot stork offering to give me an introduction to a story....about a robot stork offering to give me an introduction to a story...about a robot stork...)
Tuesday, August 05, 2025
Monday, August 04, 2025
Sunday, August 03, 2025
Fire It Up - Modest Mouse
Saturday, August 02, 2025
Some Kind of Joke - AWOLNATION
Friday, August 01, 2025
Thursday, July 31, 2025
2025 Games - July
After a few months of not playing any on the list, we hit the halfway mark of the year, and decided, you know what...let's try to catch up on this silly gimmick.
So... picking up, we started going thru the ones we had skipped for April, May, and June. These weren't necessarily played in the order that they were originally intended, but, at least they got played. Buckle up, this is gonna be a LONG post...
20. Fluxx - (avg score 7 ) - Card game where the rules can constantly change based on what cards are played. It can be a mixed bag. It can be chaotic and hard to keep track of everything going on, and can result in MASSIVE hands with a bunch of cards with long details of what the card represents/does...but it can also end rather abruptly. I don't know. It's fun. Mindless, heavy on the luck factor, but enjoyable enough.
21. Exploding Kittens - (avg score 2) - Steph HATED this game. It's.. essentially a Fluxx type game - cards that alter what's going on are drawn and played. Repeatedly, until an "exploding kitten" card is drawn, and if you don't have a card to "defuse" it, you lose. I think it thinks it's funnier than it actually is. Since it scored below the "keep" threshhold, we're gonna donate/get rid of it, and...I'm fine with that.
22. Family Challenge - (avg score 6.5) - This is one of those "Minute to Win It/Trivial Pursuit" mashup type games that is designed purely for families that really only have a slight interest in 'game nights'. Our kids have all outgrown this - the questions and tasks are really aimed at children probably 8 or under - and it was just Steph and I who played this. But... we somehow had a lot more fun with this than I think either of us planned to. I don't know that we'll keep it, because, like I said, we've aged out of it, really, and it probably should be donated so that it could potentially go to another family that will get more use out of it, but, it was enjoyable doing animal charades and racing Steph across the living room with a card balanced on our finger, and other silly activities.
23. Clue - (avg score 6.75) - Me, Steph, and Harper played this. The game actually ended pretty quickly, because...I just kind of got lucky with the first room I was going to being correct, and the suspects and weapons rapidly being eliminated from my list. So, not AS fun as nostalgia leads one to believe (and the movie, of course, does a LOT of heavy lifting, too.) but it wasn't horrible, either.
24. Codenames - (avg score 8) - Dude. I really do believe that Codenames is a masterpiece game. It's so simplistic and yet, due to the nature of the game, and the way people think, it's NEVER going to be the same game twice. It's better with multiple people (on teams) but you CAN play it with just two people as well, and that was what Steph and I did, and it was actually decent that way as well. (Which just also leads credence to my theory of how great the game is!) Gameplay for anyone who hasn't played this: A 5x5 grid of common words is laid out. The "spy master" has a coded card in front of them, so they can see which of the words are for your team, which are for the opposing team, which are essentially decoys going to neither, and which is the one word that, if chosen, ends the game. They then have to give one word clues along with saying how many of the words on the board that clue relates to. Their teammates then try to figure out which words the spymaster was trying to allude to.
Really great game about communication, and gives neat insights into how the other person thinks. Good stuff all around.
25. Enchanted Forest - (avg score 5.5) - Essentially a kids game where if Sorry, Candyland, and Memory had a baby, it would be this. There's a bunch of 'trees' on the board that each have a different fairy-tale related image on the bottom. Race around the board landing near the trees to see what's there, then get to the castle to match whatever card is at the top with the corresponding tree. First to 3 wins. This is a fine game, although, like plenty of others, we've sort of aged out of it. Also, memory games for older people like myself are annoying.
26. The Crew - (avg score 9) - Me, Steph, and Silas have been working our way through all 50 'missions' of this for a while. It's fun, even if we sometimes suck at it. (The round last night where I put down the pink 4 that killed us even though I had a perfectly fine pink 2 in my hand was prime example of a dumbass move that is typical, and hilarious.) This is a great game about cooperation, communication, and logic. We still have another 14 missions to get thru, and I'll kind of be sad when we do finish it up. But, there are spin-offs we could purchase, too....
27. Holiday Fluxx (avg score - 7.5) - It's ...Fluxx, but with Christmas and Thanksgiving and Hanukah and New Years and Halloween themed cards. Fun, but, essentially sort of like how Ms. Pac-Man was just Pac-Man with a bow.
28. Fairies Rule, Goblins Drool (avg score - 5) A card game, designed for children, but all ages can play it, but... ugh. I didn't care for this. You have to take cards from your pile, add them to the pot, to create rhymes and match patterns on the cards. I won, but it was mostly by lucking into it. (Although, near the end of the game, I did figure out what I was doing, but, still, overall, just not something that I'd choose to play.)
29. Get Bit (avg score - 4.5) card game where the little figurine dudes are swimming away from a shark. Place a card with a number to determine what order the line becomes, figurine in the back gets chomped and loses a body part. Pretty dumb game, overall.
It also came with stickers to put on the people - which seems like it would be cool, but the stickers (especially those for the faces) don't stick! So, I just put them all over ME instead.
30. Haunted Mansion (avg score 7) - themed on the ride at Disneyland, this had rounds where you move your piece into various rooms in the mansion, attempting to collect sets of ghost cards that gave you points at the end. There's a lot going on in this, but it mostly works. The limitation of only being able to take 3 actions per turn felt ...limiting. Or, not limiting, per se, but just...like it doesn't allow you to take full advantage of ALL the stuff the game has to offer, perhaps? I don't know. Still pretty enjoyable overall.
46. Imhotep (avg score -7 ) - Steph and I played this Egyptian-themed game that involves a lot of strategy (and a bit of luck, too) regarding moving blocks to various parts of the board to get points. (After it was all over, I realized that this game doesn't have any dice in it! That's... kinda cool, in a weird sort of way.) My biggest complaint was at how QUICK the 6 rounds went, as I felt like I was JUST getting into the groove of the game, when it was done. But, this is fun, and I defintely want to make sure we play it more often in teh future.
47. King of Tokyo (avg score - 7 ) - definitely a lot more luck based, though there's a bit of strategy involved as well, but really, it's sort of the inverse of Imhotep in that regard. We've played this plenty of times, and it's fun, although the two times we played this time were both really short - Silas died early on in game one, and I got killed after just a few rounds in game two - and games that kick people out of them always make me ...I don't know. It just puts in a factor of "well, now what is that person supposed to do, while the rest of the game happens?" which is not really FUN, ya know? But, those issues aside, KoT is still an enjoyable enough game, even if it's not perfect.
49. The Chameleon (avg score 1.75) - Deception game that all of us pretty much hated. A card with a bunch of words on it is presented to everyone. One person is the chameleon who DOESN"T know what the key word is, but has to 'blend in' by hopefully saying a word that makes everyone THINK they know what it is. If the Chamelon has to go first, they're pretty much screwed. Plus, the system of knowing what the key word is is overly complicated.