Thursday, June 26, 2025
Wednesday, June 25, 2025
Wordle Wednesday #19
6.18.25 - Here's the plan: munch on lunch, join a union, punch a Nazi or five, get drunk.
(Maybe not even in that order!!)
6.19.25 - Horse is to burro as tarot is to curio.
(This FEELS correct, but I don't know if it actually is.)
6.20.25 - Picasso’s “Blue Period” was actually a reply to his lesser-known “Taupe Phase”.
(This FEELS correct, but I don't know if it actually is.)
6.21.25 - If you lose your chair in the glade, you have no one to blame but yourself.
(Not my chair, not my problem.)
6.22.25 - Don’t just bitch about the constant thrum of the tv theme songs, either thank me or shoot me.
(Thank you for being a friend....)
6.23.25 - Oddly, trying to travel the globe in a lowly truck will only get you so far.
(Yeah, those stupid oceans are notoriously difficult to drive over.)
6.24.25 - It may elate you to know the elite must elect a new towel president once a decade.
("Towel president" is a neat phrase.)
Black Hole Sun - Soundgarden
Tuesday, June 24, 2025
25 or 6 to 4 - Chicago
Monday, June 23, 2025
Traumatized - Grouplove
Sunday, June 22, 2025
Bitchin' Camaro - The Dead Milkmen
Saturday, June 21, 2025
Come on Eileen - Save Ferris
Friday, June 20, 2025
No Reply - The Beatles
Thursday, June 19, 2025
My Horse Likes You - Bonaparte
Wednesday, June 18, 2025
Wordle Wednesday #18
6.11.25 - That crazy plant was plaid!
(Plaid doesn't exist in nature, apparently. That ...feels like a fact I've read somewhere. But, I probably read it online, which means it's a lie. Which means that's NOT a crazy plant... Um. What were we talking about?)
6.12.25 - In the unaired finale of G.I. Joe, a vixen uses a genie to wish for Cobra Commander to simply plink out of existence.
(And now you know. And knowing is half the battle!)
6.13.25 - The captain of the ship was rather blase about how the bulge sticking out of the lake before us was on course to knock into the boat’s bilge.
(Freaking captains and their Laissez-faire attitudes. That's how you get shipwrecks!!)
6.14.25 - To make a ghost not shout, throw it a fifty.
(LOL)
6.15.25 - The quail had a bunny in its purse.
(Debated between having a quail with a bunny in its purse, and a bunny having a quail in its purse. I THINK this one's funnier.)
6.16.25 - A few minor complaints I had about the restaurant were that all the waiters looked like Tom Petty; the steak was fed to you in a chute; and the four hour wait.
(The waiting...is the hardest part.)
6.17.25 - As a prank, Frank left a gross array of white sprinkles on the crumb cake.
(Good one, Frank. Good one.)
Union Of The Snake - Duran Duran
Tuesday, June 17, 2025
White & Nerdy - "Weird Al" Yankovic
Monday, June 16, 2025
I'm Not Bitter - The Minus 5
Sunday, June 15, 2025
Pump Up The Jam - Technotronic
Saturday, June 14, 2025
Birthday - The Beatles
Change - Boingo
If it does it's for the worse, seems it's just a modern curse
Sometimes when I take a peek outside of my little cage,
Everyone looks so asleep, will they die before they wake
What d'ya say? Show me yours, I'll show you mine
Better cute and better loud, better join up with the crowd
Keep up or be left behind, there's a dust storm in my mind
Seems I can't see straight these days, doesn't matter anyway
Hey . . . Don't you know? We're just products of our times and
Hey, what d'ya say? Show me yours, I'll show you mine
Oh God, here's that question now. The one that makes me go insane
I'd gladly tear my heart out if you never, never, never, never change
Do you want to change . . . I like my stupid life, just the way it is
And I wouldn't even change it for a thousand flying pigs
And I wouldn't even change it for a herd of screaming kids
And I like you just the way you are, I like you though you may not like me back
I would dazzle you with brilliance, if I only had the knack
And the castles all around me, have been melting now for years
And it kills my brain to think of all the time I wasted here
All the efforts, sweat, and broken hearts, the screaming and the tears
Try to get back where I was and I don't really care
Whispering voices from the dead, come from underneath my bed
And I don't really care . . .
And the chaos that surrounds me like a flock of screaming pigs
And it hurts my brain to think of all the stupid things I've said
And if I could change the future I would change the past instead
And I'm dreaming again . . . and I'm dreaming again . . .
Sometimes you're so far away, tell me what to do
I say, Baby . . . sometimes I worry about you
Sometimes I just can't believe everything you do
I say, Baby . . . sometimes I worry about you
Every day I feel the same, don't you feel it too
I say, Baby . . . sometimes I worry about me
Seems I'm falling down a lot, in between the scenes
I say, Baby . . . sometimes I worry about me
Getting harder all the time, harder now to see
I say, Baby . . . sometimes I worry about me
Light another cigarette, have another dream
Testaments and growing pains. Tranquilizers for the soul.
Nothing ventured, nothing gained - evolution's cruelest joke
Why is everyone upset? I once knew but I forget. Something happened,
Something strange, something it appears has changed
And hey, what d'ya say? Show me yours, I'll show you mine
Oh God, here's that question now, the one that makes me go insane
I'd gladly tear my heart out if you never, never, never, never change
Friday, June 13, 2025
I Know the End - Phoebe Bridgers
Thursday, June 12, 2025
Cold Cold Cold - Cage The Elephant
Wednesday, June 11, 2025
Wordle Wednesday #17
6.4.25 - Smart members of the class chase their passions and don’t cease, ever.
(Mm. Inspiring words, indeed.)
6.5.25 - The datum we can use to determine if the mayor is indeed human is if we know what album can amuse her.
(She likes Nickelback. Results: Inconclusive.)
6.6.25 - The American populace needs to be eased into the fact that they frequently elect people in error, but how can we edify them?
(Well, firstly, don't elect people who like Nickelback. I think we can all agree on that.)
6.7.25 - The truth is that if you reuse your sauce making jumbo shrimp, you will flunk your cooking classes.
("Why does my sundae taste like shellfish?")
6.8.25 - I doubt that our lease says anything regarding ranch dressing as a glaze on doughnuts.
(I don't know... there's a LOT of fine print...)
6.9.25 - I had to tell the Apology Committee that it was an honor to be chosen as the Chairman of the Board, but I’m sorry, I can’t do it.
(Sorry, not sorry. This sentence is brilliant.)
6.10.25 - The vapid worker at the taffy shop checked her watch as the laser beam demolished the tango studio across the street.
(LOL, so is this one.)
Crazy = Genius - Panic! At the Disco
Tuesday, June 10, 2025
Last Dance - Donna Summer
Monday, June 09, 2025
Sunday, June 08, 2025
Delicate - Damien Rice
Saturday, June 07, 2025
I Just Wanna Shine - Fitz and The Tantrums
Friday, June 06, 2025
Eye - The Smashing Pumpkins
Thursday, June 05, 2025
Wednesday, June 04, 2025
Wordle Wednesday #16
5.28.25 - I knew my enemy would latch onto the idea of making a plaid blanket for a polar bear.
5.29.25 - The job of the Fun Police is to quash any topic that lets people feel merry or may make them blush.
(ACAB. Fun Police even more so.)
5.30.25 - Hearing the idiom, “Be grand, dodge stuff” just made me moody.
(Well, yeah. Cuz talk is cheap. Having to actually put the work in makes me upset.)
5.31.25 - I started my therapy session by admitting, “I have a light habit of murder, but that’s neither here nor there.”
(Dexter? Actually, I've never seen that show, but. I'm still semi-literate in pop culture.)
6.1.25 - We had to plead with the youth to not be so rough with the couch.
(*insert image of JD Vance here.*)
6.2.25 - The supposed talking ostrich went on live television and gave no reply to the questions, causing critics to call it a ‘preen conference’ instead of a press conference.
(Man. I SO want to see President Ostrich.)
6.3.25 - The chime from the disgusting miser would imply that the admin needed to unmix his vomit.
(This is possibly the grossest sentence I've written. The words 'unmix' and 'vomit' should never be that close to one another.)
Sell Out - Reel Big Fish
Tuesday, June 03, 2025
I Want You (She's So Heavy) - The Beatles
Monday, June 02, 2025
Sunday, June 01, 2025
Purple Yellow Red & Blue - Portugal. The Man
Saturday, May 31, 2025
There's No Christmas in Hell (And That's Why I'm So Sad) - The X-Misses
Friday, May 30, 2025
Stupid Girl - Garbage
Thursday, May 29, 2025
Take My Breath Away - Berlin
Wednesday, May 28, 2025
Wordle Wednesday #15
5.21.25 - The roach entered into her diary, “no need for alarm, as the apes are down to a quart of pesticide, so soon we will erase them”.
(Disturbing on so many levels. Roaches should not have diaries.)
5.22.25 - Guess what’s in my folio of folly.
(......folly?)
5.23.25 - Every local band just wanted to play music, but they all got stuck having to shuck oysters and wearing scuba gear.
(Getting extreme Stars Hollow vibes off this.)
5.24.25 - The scientist mused that the orbit of the planet composed of suede may seem funny, but they did not laugh.
(Science is serious business. Suede planet science even more so!)
5.25.25 - The grift was telling the park, “I’ll bring the slide” and then leaving the kids abandoned at the top of the ladder.
(Ha ha, suckers!!!)
5.26.25 - Having to take the chair in the front row made the drone growl.
(Well, yeah. Worst seats in the house.)
5.27.25 - Very few people knew the truth about the stray Ankylosaurus we called Sport.
(The truth was that he wasn't house broken. .....but after he'd visit, the house would be broken.)
Everyone's in Love with You - David Byrne
Tuesday, May 27, 2025
Hell - Squirrel Nut Zippers
Monday, May 26, 2025
Chain of Fools - Aretha Franklin
Sunday, May 25, 2025
Sherry Fraser - Marcy Playground
Saturday, May 24, 2025
Workiversary 30
Today marks 30 years since I started working at the station.
So many changes over the past 3 decades. From the call letters (KFBT doesn't even *exist* anymore) to the network affiliations (the WB doesn't exist anymore either!) to the job that I do there (no longer a Master Control operator. My official title is Copy Coordinator). The technology, of course, has changed quite a bit - when I first got hired as a master control operator, the board was run manually, breaks had to be started, and the commercials were on big ol' hunky 3/4" tapes.
Now, I'm not in Master Control anymore, the breaks are all automated (there are still operators that have to monitor and watch over the airwaves, but so much of their job is done by a pre-arranged computer system instead), and there are NO tapes at all - everything we get is digital.
The first 9 years were in Master Control, and so much of those years were simpler, but also ...less satisfying, maybe? Although, really, when I look back, that's where a good portion of the memories I have from the job originate from. Which sort of makes sense. Master Control IS where the rubber meets the road, and ALL the forces of the station ultimately have to go through there.
But, KFBT was so ...modest when I started, that it's absolutely laughable to think that it was even an actual station. I started at the station making $5.25 an hour. (I think). Which is just INSANE. I know I started working on the overnight shift, and that there were times it was difficult to stay awake the entire night.
Eventually - and pretty quickly - I got moved to the swing shift, because I was the "best switcher" (heh.) The owners didn't allow the operators to have keys to the building (which resulted in the hilarious time I got locked out of the station because I had gone outside to ...hit one of the satellite dishes with a broom in order to get it to tune in better.). The equipment was all old and barely functioning a lot of the time. The 3/4" tapes had to have "tones" added to them in order to have the commercials be cued up by the machines. The white and chroma levels of the video were (to a degree) controlled by the operators. So, if we wanted to, we could change the video output so that people's skin would appear red. We had to set the audio levels of programs that we recorded as well. Which would often result in "Woodification" - a term we came up with whenever a show's audio levels (often recorded by Woody) were INSANELY LOUD.
That brings me to the in-jokes. Jesus. So many. I doubt I'll remember them all, and even if I just list the ones I do recall, they're not going to be funny to anyone but me (and, I guess, if any of the operators that worked with me between 1995 and 2004 happen to read this), But still. SO MANY JOKES.
Some of the greatest ones:
Fa, la, la, la, la, French Vanilla!
Yo. ...Why we in black?
Let SNYDER do it!! Get him to do it! Get him to do it nooooowwwww!!!!
Man's ability to use tools.
Hope we win!
Hey...mom's right.
What kind of Pokemon are you?
It's time to d-d-d-d-duel!!
Jennifer Lopez ROCKS!!
I'm sure that I'm forgetting at least a dozen others, but, as I said, none of them are going to be of interest to anyone else, and if I've forgotten them, maybe there's a reason for that.
After nearly a decade of master controlling it up, I switched positions, and made my way into the Programming department - becoming the Assistant Program Director. That job was way more ...corporate than the gig in Master Control. And while I detest that sort of attitude and lifestyle, I stuck with that job for 5 years, before transferring over to taking over as the Copy Coordinator when Robyn left. And been doing that ever since. Which means that pretty much half the time I've been at the company it's been doing the Traffic Department job of assigning copy to contracts in OSI. (And working with Master Control to ensure they have all their missing spots and that the logs run properly.)
While that position hasn't resulted in nearly as many in-jokes or memorable moments as the time in MC, I've gotten fairly good at it. I mean, after 15 years, how could you not? There's been a lot of times when I've HATED the position I'm in - mostly, ironically, because of having to deal with ad agencies that do NOT know how to provide proper information....despite the fact that that is what they supposedly exist to do. But, for the most part, my job is ...really, pretty stress free, and I'm okay with it. I might even go so far as to say that I like it. (I do wish, of course, that it paid more. But that's been the case from day one.)
I debated for a while whether or not I was going to actually post this, because so few people actually read my blog anymore, and because this isn't really of any interest to anyone who DOES read it. But I guess it's not hurting anything to publish it either. This, like most of my blog posts of yore, hasn't turned out how I intended it to, but it has brought back a lot of other work-related memories to my mind that I'll probably write about in my physical journal tonight.
I don't know. I feel like having put 30 years of my life into the station I ought to have something profound and important to say about it, but I'm not sure that I do. But, I also didn't want the day to pass without at least SOME kind of acknowledgement, and thus, this blog post now exists, for whatever it's worth.
So.
Thanks, TV Station, for being there through all the myriad of changes and weirdness and stupidity and mundaneness and hilarity over the past 30 years. Here's to 30 more.
One Thing Leads To Another - The Fixx
Friday, May 23, 2025
Everyone Alive - Local H
Thursday, May 22, 2025
Guilty Filthy Soul - AWOLNATION
Wednesday, May 21, 2025
Wordle Wednesday #14
5.14.25 - If you bring a bongo drum to a bungy jumping location, you’ll end up flat as a plate.
(Especially if you try to use the drum instead of the correct equipment.)
5.15.25 - The green cello player started off feeling timid, but was eager to play and soon had a surge in ability.
(Practice, as they say, makes better.)
5.16.25 - The width of the thing at birth was a fifth of a whatchamacallit.
(Precise measurements are important.)
5.17.25 The water has grown brown, and took the crown when it came to dirtiest liquid.
(Mmm. Gross.)
5.18.25 - I’m livid that you doubt my cedar building can withstand a windy day.
(I know! Don't you trust my architectural abilities?)
5.19.25 - The pitch of the bird’s cheep was scary, but even more frightening was that it had a pouch.
(A bird with a pouch sounds pretty amazing to me. But I guess it might be sort of frightening, too.)
5.20.25 - On my way to the shore, I took a route through Magical Creature Land, and thus, the pixie craze was borne.
Easy - Faith No More
Tuesday, May 20, 2025
Pinball Wizard - The Who
Monday, May 19, 2025
Scream - Michael Jackson and Janet Jackson
Sunday, May 18, 2025
Saturday, May 17, 2025
Friday, May 16, 2025
Things Can Only Get Better - Howard Jones
Thursday, May 15, 2025
The World I Know - Collective Soul
Wednesday, May 14, 2025
Wordle Wednesday #13
5.7.25 - Hate to tell you, guacamole, but you can never match the macho vibe that humus has.
(this might be my most favorite sentence to date.)
5.8.25 - On balmy days, get into the habit of wearing baggy clothes.
(Good advice.)
5.9.25 - The tripe that leaves that man’s mouth is embarrassing to print.
(I'm 100% sure we all know who this is about.)
5.10.25 - The beast with the least yeast won the event.
(I'm picturing mythological creatures in a cooking show.)
5.11.25 - The diver couldn’t get the dowel to budge despite the amount of time he would spend watching it decay.
(A watched dowel never disintegrates.)
5.12.25 - At his birth, Billy flexed his bicep and said, “Bingo!”
(Billy was a badass (or a victim of toxic masculinity (... or both??)) from day one.)
5.13.25 - As you are aware, if you wreck the tower, we sware to renew it.
(All beams serve the tower. Which is a nice reminder to myself that I should re-read that series.)
Seven Nation Army - Zella Day
Tuesday, May 13, 2025
We Can Work It Out - The Beatles
Monday, May 12, 2025
Breakout - Foo Fighters
Sunday, May 11, 2025
Bukowski - Modest Mouse
Saturday, May 10, 2025
Effington - Ben Folds
Friday, May 09, 2025
Thursday, May 08, 2025
Heads Will Roll - Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Wednesday, May 07, 2025
Wordle Wednesday #12
4.30.25 - Nothing is more idler than choosing to write and destroy your liver.
(yeah, "More idler" didn't sit well with me, exactly, but, you go with the words ya got.)
5.1.25 - Later, I became adept at making sure I tased all my food to make it meaty.
(Serial killer vibes with this one.)
5.2.25 - Those whose opinions matter chose to take both a knife and a glove to the shore.
(Smart people always carry both.)
5.3.25 - Both Patsy and Sandy decided to crawl toward the tasty reward at the same time.
(Are they babies? Are they just both opting to not walk? So many questions! ...Well. Two.)
5.4.25 - Have the troop bring the trout radar.
(I like the idea of a radar system that only shows trout. Fishdar.)
5.5.25 - Taking a stark sniff of that smell will swoop you off your feet, or make you shush.
(Either way, sounds like a pretty potent odor.)
5.6.25 - They offered an upgrade, but we might stick with the suite out of spite.
(That's sticking it to The Man!!)
New York - U2
Tuesday, May 06, 2025
Mixed Up S.O.B. - The Presidents of the United States of America
Monday, May 05, 2025
Smells Like Teen Spirit - Nirvana
Bad Moon Rising - Creedence Clearwater Revival
Sunday, May 04, 2025
The Revolution - David Byrne
Saturday, May 03, 2025
Friday, May 02, 2025
I Kissed A Girl - Jill Sobule
Thursday, May 01, 2025
Love You Madly - Cake
Wednesday, April 30, 2025
Blowin' My Stack - Weezer
Wordle Wednesday #11
4.23.25 - You can atone for the loudness of your snore by using your phone to block the ozone from noone.
(I ...don't think that's how that works.)
4.24.25 - That noise is a genie binge.
(That's what I should say my snoring is!!)
4.25.25 - I’ve been known to blink.
(182 times. ...yeah. I don't know. Sometimes getting wordle in 2 makes for crappy sentences.)
4.26.25 - The goat's bleat upon hearing the clasp was nothing like its scream upon hearing The Clash.
(Should I stay or should I goat, now.)
4.27.25 - The seedy villain tried to delay the good guys by sending them down a bendy, weedy path.
(But, since it's all about the voyage, not the destination... then by prolonging it...you could argue he was a good guy all along!!)
4.28.25 - Nobody wants to go see a movie with a chump, you dummy.
(yeah, stupid!!)
4.29.25 - A hefty cramp can end your bliss in the blink of an eye.
(Correct. Cramps are the worst.)
Tuesday, April 29, 2025
Haven't Got a Clue - The Flaming Lips
Monday, April 28, 2025
Miss You - The Rolling Stones
Sunday, April 27, 2025
That Don't Impress Me Much - Shania Twain
Saturday, April 26, 2025
The Breeze - Dr. Dog
Friday, April 25, 2025
Breaking the Habit – Linkin Park
Thursday, April 24, 2025
(Nothing But) Flowers - Talking Heads
Wednesday, April 23, 2025
Wordle Wednesday #10
4.16.25 - The moral of the tale of the destruction of the coral was that people with honor won’t roast the future needlessly.
(So...we need more people with honor in charge of things.)
4.17.25 - At least some stuff in the story stood out from the stock set of lies that we had to stomp out.
(For whatever reason, the current White House Press Secretary is coming to mind when I read this.)
4.18.25 - The giver of the dirge might like to see the ridge.
(Yeah. Maybe it'll cheer him up.)
4.19.25 - Use some vigor and you can hoist your inbox, no matter how much is in it.
(LOL!! I don't know why the idea of hoisting an inbox (which I'm picturing as an email inbox, of course) is so funny to me, but, there ya have it.)
4.20.25 - The pumpkin pie maker is a creature of habit, so the easiest way to catch one is to sit in the patch and watch.
(Capturing pie makers sounds fun. Not a big fan of pumpkin pie, myself. But maybe I can catch an apple variety...)
4.21.25 - The spate of stupid commercials had taken a toll on all of us, but at least we had the right to stave them off via ad-blockers.
(Yup. That right is guaranteed in the constitution.)
4.22.25 - Raven, the artsy girl, created a sculpture called Arise and Crash, made entirely out of coffee grounds and filters.
(I... would actually like to see that piece.)
Black Betty - Tom Jones
Tuesday, April 22, 2025
Monday, April 21, 2025
Sunday, April 20, 2025
Mr. Maker - The Kooks
Saturday, April 19, 2025
Honky Cat - Elton John
Friday, April 18, 2025
Mexican Radio - Wall Of Voodoo
Thursday, April 17, 2025
Love Me Do - The Beatles
Wednesday, April 16, 2025
The Hand That Feeds - Nine Inch Nails
Wordle Wednesday #9
4.9.25 - The yield on wheat will have to break eventually.
4.10.25 - The troop discovered Turbo powder made food twice as tasty.
(Brought to you by Turbo Powder TM.)
4.11.25 = The prior crook used an arrow to indicate the location of the money.
(Aww. He had a change of heart.)
4.12.25 - The curse of the super nurse was that she had to greet everyone on the radio.
(So, does this mean the nurse had to greet everyone that was on the radio, or had to be on the radio to greet everyone? Either way, I'd say it's somewhat mild as far as curses go.)
4.13.25 - Bison laugh.
(LOL.)
4.14.25 - Use Crest toothpaste and then you can enter the ‘How White are your chompers?’ contest and win a treat.
(Brought to you by Crest TM.)
4.15.25 - Some thought the demon haven looked green, some thought it looked ashen.
(It's like that stupid dress from a decade ago.)
Tuesday, April 15, 2025
Dedicated to the One I Love - The Mamas & the Papas
Monday, April 14, 2025
I Want Candy - Bow Wow Wow
Sunday, April 13, 2025
Iron Man - Black Sabbath
Saturday, April 12, 2025
Friday, April 11, 2025
Money - Mindless Self Indulgence
Thursday, April 10, 2025
Take Me to the River - Talking Heads
Wednesday, April 09, 2025
Wordle Wednesday #8
4.2.25 - If stuck, curse.
(Damn!)
4.3.25 - Having an expert flown in to shear the ashen goat seemed like a brash move.
4.4.25 - Both the krill and the brill knew the frill of the drill should swing past the teeth.
4.5.25 - Heading south through the foggy landscape will force the foody to recognize the folly of eating just foamy dinners.
4.6.25 - The white villa looked silly, and it was.
4.7.25 - Hazel had to halve the watermelon for Death and Cthulu to each get some.
4.8.25 - The bored monsters crave for the right to spare a victim occasionally.
You Got It - Roy Orbison
Tuesday, April 08, 2025
Heathens - Twenty One Pilots
Monday, April 07, 2025
Demons - Imagine Dragons
Today is April 7th, 2025. The song of the day is "Demons" by Imagine Dragons.
Sunday, April 06, 2025
I Will Not Take These Things for Granted - Toad the Wet Sprocket
Today is April 6th, 2025. The song of the day is "I Will Not Take These Things for Granted" by Toad the Wet Sprocket.
Saturday, April 05, 2025
The Sounds of Silence - Simon & Garfunkel
Today is April 5th, 2025. The song of the day is "The Sounds of Silence" by Simon & Garfunkel.
Friday, April 04, 2025
Teen Angst (What the World Needs Now) - Cracker
Today is April 4th, 2025. The song of the day is "Teen Angst (What the World Needs Now)" by Cracker.
Thursday, April 03, 2025
Wednesday, April 02, 2025
Wordle Wednesday #7
3.26.25 - If you are able to bleed from your elbow at will, a bad spot to do that trick is on a plane.
(True. Although, is there really a good spot to do it?)
3.27.25 - If you can raise the speed of how fast you fold a sheet by seven, you’ll get the laundry done in no time.
(Okay, but what if there's a trade-off? Like, sure, sheet-folding increased by sevenfold, but my sock matching skills decreased by ten!)
3.28.25 - Enact the verse oddly, and the prize will surge into your hands.
(Despite following this advice, Björk has never won a grammy.)
3.29.25 - See if you can shape your sorry to sound more authentic.
(Sorry, I can't.)
3.30.25 - Will the cost of the scary paint alter the total quota?
(I'm going to go out on a limb and say "yes", because everything costs more lately.)
3.31.25 - The bland crime did not boost the booty behind the booth.
(Well, crime doesn't pay.)
4.1.25 - Newer Jewel music is cool.
(Hey, Jewel's back in Wordle Wednesday. Is... is she even making new music, though?)
Save Me - Remy Zero
Today is April 2nd, 2025. The song of the day is "Save Me" by Remy Zero.
Tuesday, April 01, 2025
Mr. Wilson - Optiganally Yours
Today is April 1st, 2025. The song of the day is "Mr. Wilson" by Optiganally Yours.
Monday, March 31, 2025
2025 Games - March
We've fallen behind a bit in our challenge, this month was just not nearly as active as it should have been to stay on track. Hopefully April is more gamified. That being said, we did play SOME games this month...
16. Chess (avg score, 10. It's chess.) - I really thought I had this one, but, nope. Steph won again. Was a good game, though.
17. Chick-a-pig (avg score 8) - Another strategy game, with a handful of luck thrown in. You have to arrange to get your pigs off the board, they move essentially like rooks in chess - they can move as many spaces in a horizontal or vertical direction until they run into another pig, a hay bale, or a cow (or the edge of the board). Hay bales move like kings (just one space in any direction). And the cow moves like a teleporting king, whenever a 1 is rolled. The cow also leaves poop spaces behind, which, if your pig moves thru one, results in a penalty of some sort. Pretty fun little game, with a nice bit of silliness included in it.
18. Dos (avg score 6) - Uno's slightly more sophisticated cousin, maybe? It's Uno, but a little more complicated. Once we got into the rhythm of how to play, though, it became easier. You match colors or numbers on the cards face up, and if you can't, you draw another card. Pretty fun time-filler game, and we should play it more in the future.
19. Dragonwood (avg score 6.5) - Card and dice game (so a LOT of luck involved) where you have to draw cards that allow you to roll dice to collect monsters with points on them. Not a horrible game, just aimed at a younger demographic, I think, and not really anything that made this a standout game for me. It's perfectly acceptable, just don't think it would ever be somethng that would be my first pick if we were going to have a game night.
Can't Buy Me Love - The Beatles
Today is March 31st, 2025. The song of the day is "Can't Buy Me Love" by The Beatles. (Go get a soda!!)
Sunday, March 30, 2025
Subterranean Homesick Blues - Bob Dylan
Today is March 30th, 2025. The song of the day is "Subterranean Homesick Blues" by Bob Dylan.
Saturday, March 29, 2025
Friday, March 28, 2025
Old Enough - The Raconteurs
Today is March 28th, 2025. The song of the day is "Old Enough" by The Raconteurs.
Thursday, March 27, 2025
Raise the Dead - Phantom Planet
Today is March 27th, 2025. The song of the day is "Raise the Dead" by Phantom Planet.
Wednesday, March 26, 2025
Wordle Wednesday #6
3.19.25 - When I entered the orbit of the shark realm, I felt a spark in my jaws.
(Those last three words just crack me up.)
3.20.25 - If you’re in my space and want to rinse away your baste usage, you must say hello.
(Yeah, it's just the polite thing to do.)
3.21.25 - The white hot flame broke the cycle of the venue with a slight nudge toward destruction.
(Heh. "A slight nudge" toward destruction sounds so ...gentle.)
3.22.25 - Maybe blame the demon for how you amble around.
(Demons should get the blame for EVERYTHING. By the way, this wordle was pretty neat looking. Here, look -
3.23.24 - Dopey was drawn dimly as a dodgy way to get around lawsuits from Disney.
(I doubt it worked, though. Disney's lawyers ...well....)
3.24.25 - The lawyers had a bad habit of finding the legal angle that was smooth as glass and scummy as algae.
(See?)
3.25.25 - The ghost was able to charm a shell off the shelf with just his looks.
(Patrick Swayze was rather charming, wasn't he?)
Tesla Is Knockin' At My Door - The Electro Swingers
Today is March 26th, 2025. The song of the day is "Tesla is Knockin' at my Door" by The Electro Swingers. (insert your own Tesla joke here, I guess.)
Tuesday, March 25, 2025
Christmas In Hollis - Run DMC
And the bonus song of the day is "Christmas in Hollis" by Run DMC. (9 months til xmas, yo!!)
Into The Void - Nine Inch Nails
Today is March 25th, 2025. The song of the day is "Into the Void" by Nine Inch Nails.
Monday, March 24, 2025
Sunday, March 23, 2025
Do You Realize?? - The Flaming Lips
Today is March 23rd, 2025. The song of the day is "Do You Realize??" by The Flaming Lips.
Saturday, March 22, 2025
The Distance - Cake
Today is March 22nd, 2025. The song of the day is "The Distance" by Cake.
Friday, March 21, 2025
Wild Wild Life - Talking Heads
Today is March 21st, 2025. The song of the day is "Wild Wild Life" by the Talking Heads.
Thursday, March 20, 2025
Hungry like the Wolf - Duran Duran
Today is March 20th, 2025. The song of the day is "Hungry Like the Wolf" by Duran Duran.
Wednesday, March 19, 2025
Wordle Wednesday #5
3.12.25 - Sit on the patio and have a treat - a mango made of bacon.
(YUMMY! Or perhaps super gross!)
3.13.25 - The quake had the grace to be bland enough to only destroy the Chase bank.
(Well that was nice of it!)
3.14.25 - Each piece of the sunny day disappeared in a rapid fashion.
(Isn't that always the way?)
3.15.25 - The talking padle (a lumpfish) looked naked without his beard, so I used the ladle to get him into the boat.
(If this makes you think, at least nominally, about Windwaker, then congrats, we are on the same wavelength.)
3.16.25 = Blast the north end of the stamp twice.
(Official USPS regulations require it.)
3.17.25 - To anyone who can outgo a knife throwing contest with a lasso, I say bravo!
(Never bring a rope to a knife fight. Or, you can, just make sure it's not ALL you bring. Ropes can be handy, too, you know.)
3.18.25 - If you glare at the timer, the mover will stop.
(I... don't think that's really how it works. But I'm sure I'll keep trying, just to be safe.)
Oh My God - Kaiser Chiefs
Today is March 19th, 2025. The song of the day is "Oh My God" by the Kaiser Chiefs.
Tuesday, March 18, 2025
God's Gonna Cut You Down - Johnny Cash
Today is March 18th, 2025. The song of the day is "God's Gonna Cut You Down" by Johnny Cash.
Monday, March 17, 2025
Dance Hall Days - Wang Chung
Today is March 17th, 2025. The song of the day is "Dance Hall Days" by Wang Chung.
Sunday, March 16, 2025
In a Big Country - Big Country
Today is March 16th, 2025. The song of the day is "In a Big Country" by Big Country.
Saturday, March 15, 2025
Bulletproof Heart - My Chemical Romance
Today is March 15th, 2025. The song of the day is "Bulletproof Heart" by My Chemical Romance.
Friday, March 14, 2025
Sunny Afternoon - The Kinks
Today is March 14th, 2025. The song of the day is "Sunny Afternoon" by The Kinks.
Thursday, March 13, 2025
Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite! - The Beatles
Today is March 13th, 2025. The song of the day is "Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite!" by The Beatles.
Wednesday, March 12, 2025
Get Down On It - Kool & the Gang
Today is March 12th, 2025. The song of the day is "Get Down on It" by Kool & the Gang.
Wordle Wednesday #4
Oof. Some of these this week...
3.5.25 - Maybe the thrum of the scrum was just a grimy rumor.
(Grimy rumors are the worst. Heh.)
3.6.25 - The worst trick you can play is to not alert someone the quart of milk has gone bad.
(Okay, this one works for me. Just the idea of that being the worst trick is amusing the more I think about it.)
3.7.25 - The troop stood watch without feeling any guilt.
(It's....what troops do?)
3.8.25 - Chase your dreams, don’t pearl clutch or navel gaze.
(Good advice, me.)
3.9.25 - The creep was full of greed at age three.
(Dang. At age three!?!)
3.10.25 - The poltergeist continued to haunt the motel due to a tepid feeling of piety, but mostly out of spite.
(Sounds about right. Ghosts are a stubborn, angry lot.)
3.11.25 - The ghost hunters did trawl through the tract of land that Trump owned, only to pick up a tinge of nausea, which totally does track.
(Speaking of ghosts... So, in this scenario, ghost hunters go to Mar-a-Lago, but find nothing paranormal, just a lot of tackiness, which offends their sensibilities.)
Tuesday, March 11, 2025
Good Thing - Fine Young Cannibals
Today is March 11th, 2025. The song of the day is "Good Thing" by Fine Young Cannibals.
Monday, March 10, 2025
Hey You - Pink Floyd
Today is March 10th, 2025. The song of the day is "Hey You" by Pink Floyd.
Sunday, March 09, 2025
Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad - Meat Loaf
Today is March 9th, 2025. The song of the day is "Two Out of Three Ain't Bad" by Meat Loaf.
Saturday, March 08, 2025
Cigarette Daydreams - Cage the Elephant
Today is March 8th, 2025. The song of the day is "Cigarette Daydreams" by Cage the Elephant.
Friday, March 07, 2025
Thursday, March 06, 2025
This Disorder - The Features
Today is March 6th, 2025. The song of the day is "This Disorder" by The Features.
Wednesday, March 05, 2025
Wordle Wednesday #3
2.26.25 - As an award, the devil gave me one pound.
(cheap british bastard)
2.27.25 - Where is Smile Place Lodge?
(closest place Google Maps could find is in Redding California)
2.28.25 - The clash between the minty, fuzzy puppy and the fuddy old man broke me.
(My money is on the puppy.)
3.1.25 - When you fly, hover, don’t shove.
(Hogwarts lessons.)
3.2.25 - The misty deity will truly fog your mind.
(LOL. I am pretty clever sometimes.)
3.3.25 - The spear had great reach.
(And sometimes, not so much.)
3.4.25 - Han Solo said, “Check to see if we can share the theme with Chewy.”
(*Star Wars Theme plays* ....yup, seems that we can.)
My Name Is Human - Highly Suspect
Today is March 5th, 2025. The song of the day is "My Name is Human" by Highly Suspect.
Tuesday, March 04, 2025
Sharing The Night Together - Dr. Hook & the Medicine Show
Today is March 4th, 2025. The song of the day is "Sharing the Night Together" by Dr. Hook & the Medicine Show.
Monday, March 03, 2025
Rockin' the Suburbs - Ben Folds
Today is March 3rd, 2025. The song of the day is "Rockin' the Suburbs" by Ben Folds. Even censored, this is a great tune. :)
Sunday, March 02, 2025
Trip Switch - Nothing But Thieves
Today is March 2nd, 2025. The song of the day is "Trip Switch" by Nothing But Thieves.
Saturday, March 01, 2025
Somebody to Shove - Soul Asylum
Today is March 1st, 2025. The song of the day is "Somebody to Shove" by Soul Asylum.
Friday, February 28, 2025
2025 Games - February
(January games here)
February game time!
9. Blokus - (avg score 5) - You build your little empire of stained glass squares, spreading out, trying to expand, and also block your opponent(s) from being able to place any more of their tiles. Pretty simple, really (too simple when playing with just two people, so we played a second time with each of us being two colors, which was slightly better). It's ...fine, but it really does feel like a game that should be a phone app. (And I'm sure that it IS. But you know what I mean. Or you don't.)
10. Boggle - (avg score 6.75) - we've had this forever. Shake the box of letter die (SO LOUD!!), then stare at a 4x4 grid making words from the letters. Then compare your list to your opponents, crossing off any that you both discovered. We played to 99 points, and Steph ended up winning 108 to 97.
11. Bounce Off - (avg score 4.5) essentially, beer pong without the beer. Or cups. It's just bouncing ping pong balls into a plastic grid, attempting to have them land in there to make patterns on the card in front of you. First to do that three times wins. (I won, but it's nothing to really brag about, it's like 99.5% luck)
12. Break the Safe - (avg score 3.5) - a cooperative game for kids that we have had for decades at this point. I played it with the kids when they were still very young. (There's a page on the instructions booklet where you can keep track of your score, and how much time remained on the 30 minute timer. There were playthroughs back in 2003. Crazy.) Anyway, this mostly gets points for nostalgia, and the fact that it's a kinda cool 'setting' or 'story' or whatever you want to call it, for a game. You play as a group of theives attempting to break into a safe. You have to make your way into various rooms which have booby traps which are defeated with various tools (cards that each player has) There are also a guard and a guard dog roaming the halls that you have to attempt to avoid.
The goal is to find all 4 key tiles and get them back to the safe room before time runs out. There are also 2 secret passage tiles in the mix, one 'blank' tile, and one tile that 'stuns' you (causing anyone in that room when it's revealed to lose their next turn). Amazingly, our luck was so bad that we revealed ALL of those before finding a single key tile. By the time we managed to get a second key, the time was up. So, we lost. Womp womp.
This really is designed for kids, and is a decent introduction to cooperative games, but, our family has outgrown it. (It also does have flaws- like having to count and move the guard/dog tokens first, and keep track of their movement AND yours is something that caused ME to get confused...maybe young children are more able to handle mutlitasking, but it does seem like it could be an issue.) Anyway. DOubt we're going to keep this, but if we do, it's PURELY for the nostalgia factor, and we probably won't ever actually replay it.
13. Buffy the Vampire Slayer the Board Game - (avg score 6) - Ahh, Buffy. It's been a LONG time since we've played this - I think the last Buffy Bowl we did was 10-ish years ago? - but, it mostly came back pretty quickly as we played thru the Master storyline. ("Rollin' for the Master"). This game has a LOT of luck elements to it (games which rely heavily on dice often do, of course) but that's fine. This is mostly a way to have fanfiction-y stories featuring Buffy characters and scenarios, which, being (largely lapsed) fans of the series goes a LONG way toward making the game enjoyable. (This go around, Xander got killed by The Master, Buffy took out Darla and Druscilla, and Willow was the one who ended up killing the Master ....with dynamite. LOL.) I sort of felt bad for the Master at the end as he was just an old old man who got beat up by a bunch of teenage punks. But, whatever.
The game has a handful of flaws that stood out (some poorly worded cards, the fact that if you attack someone, it pretty much leaves you open to being attacked back right away, and of course, the aforementioned luck factor) but, just like the show, I'm mostly willing to overlook them and have myself a good time.
14. Camel Up - (avg score 8) - Such a well made game!! It takes a little bit of getting into, but once you do, it's quite easy to understand, and has a great mix of strategy and luck. This is supposed to have 3 (or more) players, and none of the kids were really wanting to partake in game night, so Steph and I each played as two players, which, actually worked out quite well.
the next game on the list is actually Cards Against Humanity Family Edition, but we need 4 players for that, and getting that to happen is amazingly difficult, so we skipped it temporarily. Hopefully we'll get it checked off the list at some point. Anyway, Steph and I next played...
15. Castle Panic - (avg score 7.5) - a cooperative game that we've managed to win a few times. You've got your castle set up in the middle of the board, and orcs, trolls and goblins are approaching from the outside, moving in. You defend it by drawing cards with archers, swordsmen and knights, who attack the creatures when they're in the right color/space on the board. It's incredibly simple, but somehow manages to be a good deal of fun. Steph and I survived with 3 castles still remaining (out of 6) so, not too bad. There does seem to come a point near the end where the ending (whichever way it's gonna go) becomes obvious, and at that point it does turn into just drawing the cards to get to the endpoint, but it's still overall a fun game.
Boycott Everything - Bonaparte
Today is February 28th, 2025. The song of the day is "Boycott Everything" by Bonaparte. :)
Thursday, February 27, 2025
Where Is Everybody? - Nine Inch Nails
Today is February 27th, 2025. The song of the day is "Where Is Everybody?" by Nine Inch Nails.
Wednesday, February 26, 2025
Wordle Wednesday #2
Time for the next batch of Wordle Sentences!! :)
2.19.25 - I yelled madly, “Never ride south on a llama on a balmy Wednesday!!”
(it's just common sense!)
2.20.25 - Before you ditch me to have lunch with that mooch, check the porch to make sure it doesn’t have a roach problem.
(Ew.)
2.21.25 - When you are close to the clove try not to laugh or blink.
(Fitting "clove" into a sentence is tougher than you'd think.)
2.22.25 - In my youth I cared deeply what type of plane cream was used when I traveled.
(But now that I'm older, I realize that all the plane creams are alike...)
2.23.25 - Daily the otter did the morph wrong.
(Stupid magical otter.)
2.24.25 - Abort any panic you may feel toward slang regarding the gland.
(Gland-o-rama! The Glandster!!)
2.25.25 - I dream of a world that you don’t drive to a dryer.
(...dryers drive to you?)
Tuesday, February 25, 2025
Monday, February 24, 2025
America - Simon & Garfunkel
Today is February 24th, 2025. The song of the day is "America" by Simon & Garfunkel.
Sunday, February 23, 2025
DESTROYA - My Chemical Romance
Today is February 23rd, 2025. The song of the day is "DESTROYA" by My Chemical Romance.
Saturday, February 22, 2025
You Were Meant For Me - Jewel
Today is February 22nd, 2025. The song of the day is "You Were Meant For Me" by Jewel.
(Heh. This is the song I was referencing in my comment on the Wordle sentences from 2/12.)
Friday, February 21, 2025
Thursday, February 20, 2025
Check Your Phone - Cheap Cuts
Today is February 20th, 2025. The song of the day is "Check Your Phone" by Cheap Cuts. (this could very very easily be the song of the decade)
Wednesday, February 19, 2025
Wordle Wednesday #1
Okay, so, another gimmick! Woo!!
About a month ago, Steph started making a sentence out of the words she used for her Wordle attempts. She would then every week post them on her instagram, along with little notes about each one.
I decided that that sounded like fun, and was lamenting that I couldn't really do it, as I kept using the same "starter word", so my sentences would be annoyingly repetitive, in that they'd all have SCORE in them somewhere. Fortunately, back on the 11th, my starter word strategy finally paid off!
So, having that freedom meant that I was going to do the sentence thing, too. Since I don't have an Instagram, I figured I'd post my sentences on my blog. Not that anyone cares about my blog either, but, you know, what.ever.
So, all that being said, here are my Wordle sentences from the 12th thru the 18th. (Not gonna post today's, as, there could be someone out there who hasn't done it yet. Aren't I considerate?) Anyway. Wednesdays moving forward (until I get bored, i guess) will have the Wordle sentences, with my "commentary" following it. Yay.
2.12.25 - Please provide rapid proof that you are the singer Jewel.
(I saw a movie, it just wasn't The Saint.)
2.13.25 - I was so proud of the quark theft, I did the rumba.
(as you do...)
2.14.25 - It was the motif of the witch to sing a ditty that will later get in your head.
(that devious....witch.)
2.15.25 - Where can I find proof that the groom who couldn’t croon was actually a robot crook?
(the fact that he could do the Robot perfectly was a dead giveaway!)
2.16.25 - A suave performer can crave heavy bits, even playing a slave.
(my original sentence was a bit...problematic, so I changed it up. Gotta be careful with the words I choose.)
2.17.25 - The plaza had a fable that the trail led to the holy grail, but that was a lie.
(eh. This one's kinda boring.)
2.18.25 - While the indie zine did imbue an image of embracing your innie, the biggest issue I have with it is how much lint it collects.
(My favorite of the bunch. Sometimes, I'm pretty clever.)
Tuesday, February 18, 2025
Wow, I'm Not Crazy - AJR
Today is February 18th, 2025. The song of the day is "Wow, I'm Not Crazy" by AJR.
Monday, February 17, 2025
The Longest Time - Billy Joel
Today is February 17th, 2025. The song of the day is "The Longest Time" by Billy Joel.
Sunday, February 16, 2025
Everybody Wants To Be Famous - Superorganism
Today is February 16th, 2025. The song of the day is "Everybody Wants to be Famous" by Superorganism.
Saturday, February 15, 2025
Whoa Whoa Whoa - Watsky
Today is February 15th, 2025. The song of the day is "Whoa Whoa Whoa" by Watsky.
Friday, February 14, 2025
Lady Madonna - The Beatles
Today is February 14th, 2025. The song of the day is "Lady Madonna" by The Beatles. (The universe wants you to get a Pepsi!)
Thursday, February 13, 2025
Trippin' on a Hole in a Paper Heart - Stone Temple Pilots
Today is February 13th, 2025. The song of the day is "Trippin' on a Hole in a Paper Heart" by Stone Temple Pilots.
Wednesday, February 12, 2025
Jump on My Shoulders - AWOLNATION
Today is February 12th, 2025. The song of the day is "Jump on My Shoulders" by AWOLNATION.