Wordle Wednesday #6

 3.19.25 - When I entered the orbit of the shark realm, I felt a spark in my jaws.

(Those last three words just crack me up.)

3.20.25 - If you’re in my space and want to rinse away your baste usage, you must say hello.

(Yeah, it's just the polite thing to do.)

3.21.25 - The white hot flame broke the cycle of the venue with a slight nudge toward destruction.

(Heh. "A slight nudge" toward destruction sounds so ...gentle.)

3.22.25 - Maybe blame the demon for how you amble around.

(Demons should get the blame for EVERYTHING. By the way, this wordle was pretty neat looking. Here, look - 

3.23.24 - Dopey was drawn dimly as a dodgy way to get around lawsuits from Disney.

(I doubt it worked, though. Disney's lawyers ...well....)

3.24.25 - The lawyers had a bad habit of finding the legal angle that was smooth as glass and scummy as algae.

(See?)

3.25.25 - The ghost was able to charm a shell off the shelf with just his looks.

(Patrick Swayze was rather charming, wasn't he?)

Tesla Is Knockin' At My Door - The Electro Swingers

Today is March 26th, 2025. The song of the day is "Tesla is Knockin' at my Door" by The Electro Swingers. (insert your own Tesla joke here, I guess.)

Christmas In Hollis - Run DMC

And the bonus song of the day is "Christmas in Hollis" by Run DMC. (9 months til xmas, yo!!)

Into The Void - Nine Inch Nails

Today is March 25th, 2025. The song of the day is "Into the Void" by Nine Inch Nails.

Hash Pipe - Weezer

Today is March 24th, 2025. The song of the day is "Hash Pipe" by Weezer.

Do You Realize?? - The Flaming Lips

Today is March 23rd, 2025. The song of the day is "Do You Realize??" by The Flaming Lips.

The Distance - Cake

Today is March 22nd, 2025. The song of the day is "The Distance" by Cake.

Wild Wild Life - Talking Heads

Today is March 21st, 2025. The song of the day is "Wild Wild Life" by the Talking Heads.

Hungry like the Wolf - Duran Duran

Today is March 20th, 2025. The song of the day is "Hungry Like the Wolf" by Duran Duran.

Wordle Wednesday #5

 3.12.25 -  Sit on the patio and have a treat - a mango made of bacon.

(YUMMY! Or perhaps super gross!)

3.13.25 - The quake had the grace to be bland enough to only destroy the Chase bank.

(Well that was nice of it!)

3.14.25 - Each piece of the sunny day disappeared in a rapid fashion.

(Isn't that always the way?)

3.15.25 - The talking padle (a lumpfish) looked naked without his beard, so I used the ladle to get him into the boat.

(If this makes you think, at least nominally, about Windwaker, then congrats, we are on the same wavelength.)

3.16.25 = Blast the north end of the stamp twice.

(Official USPS regulations require it.)

3.17.25 - To anyone who can outgo a knife throwing contest with a lasso, I say bravo!

(Never bring a rope to a knife fight. Or, you can, just make sure it's not ALL you bring. Ropes can be handy, too, you know.)

3.18.25 - If you glare at the timer, the mover will stop.

(I... don't think that's really how it works. But I'm sure I'll keep trying, just to be safe.)

Oh My God - Kaiser Chiefs

Today is March 19th, 2025. The song of the day is "Oh My God" by the Kaiser Chiefs.

God's Gonna Cut You Down - Johnny Cash

Today is March 18th, 2025. The song of the day is "God's Gonna Cut You Down" by Johnny Cash.

Dance Hall Days - Wang Chung

Today is March 17th, 2025. The song of the day is "Dance Hall Days" by Wang Chung.