The P@rix
I keep saying "Computer, end program," but
Thursday, August 28, 2025
Blue Monday - Orgy
Wednesday, August 27, 2025
Wordle Wednesday #28
8.20.25 - The llama had light skunk power.
(the polite way of saying it smelled bad.)
8.21.25 - If someone is your elder, you should extol them, unless they’re like a jerk or something.
(LOL. Yup.)
8.22.25 - When the universe gets all ratty, it’s time to reset it.
(ctrl-alt-del)
8.23.25 - Desmond can annul his union, but it would cost him a pretty Penny.
(Sorry, this joke Lost me.)
8.24.25 - If you are prone to violence and choke on the spore, maybe it makes you want to gouge out your own eyes.
(The Last of Us season 3?)
8.25.25 - The archeologist told me, with just a bit of mirth, that the legendary Stone of Possibility might be real.
(But it might not be....)
8.26.25 - No matter how brave you feel, I don’t recommend that you try to steal the annex if you are either feeling anger, or are naked.
(However, if you are both angry AND naked, feel free.)
Perfect Situation - Weezer
Tuesday, August 26, 2025
Been Caught Stealing - Jane's Addiction
Monday, August 25, 2025
Elenor - Me First and the Gimme Gimmes
Street Fighting Man - The Rolling Stones
Sunday, August 24, 2025
Momentum - Aimee Mann
Saturday, August 23, 2025
Penny on the Train Track - Ben Kweller
Friday, August 22, 2025
Ruiner - Nine Inch Nails
Thursday, August 21, 2025
Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town - Pearl Jam
Wednesday, August 20, 2025
Wordle Wednesday #27
8.13.25 - Sylvia was proud to own the ranch that made the best kefir in the city, but wished you didn’t have to take a ferry to get to it.
(I... actually got nothing for this one.)
8.14.25 - The somber knell from the funeral of my enemy was the ringtone in my phone under “nasty” in the directory.
(He ought to feel honored I had him in my directory at all.)
8.15.25 - That first soul crushing “cheep” you hear from the monster chicken on level two will make sure you are awake and will embed itself into your nightmares.
(Chick-a-dee China, the Chinese Chicken?)
8.16.25 - I started to choke up when they offered me the Doesn’t Get Enough Sleep Badge, but when I saw it was an ugly matte orange, I decided to waive receiving it.
(Man, I would probably wear the Doesn't Get Enough Sleep Badge with honor.)
8.17.25 - We didn’t have to bleep his lousy drawl, but did in case any children were watching.
(ya'll. this joke is ****ing heelarious.)
8.18.25 - Before I could utter, “Have you begun the newest issue of ‘Nervous Monthly’?” my jumpy friend told me to read the article.
(Reading that magazine always makes me anxious.)
8.19.25 - Getting bored doing rowdy, wordy sentences.
(not really. I'm still enjoying doing these, just thought the word selection this time was too funny to resist)