Blue Monday - Orgy

Today is August 28th, 2025. The song of the day is "Blue Monday" by Orgy.

Wordle Wednesday #28

 8.20.25 - The llama had light skunk power.

(the polite way of saying it smelled bad.)

8.21.25 - If someone is your elder, you should  extol them, unless they’re like a jerk or something.

(LOL. Yup.)

8.22.25 - When the universe gets all ratty, it’s time to reset it.

(ctrl-alt-del)

8.23.25 - Desmond can annul his union, but it would cost him a pretty Penny.

(Sorry, this joke Lost me.)

8.24.25 - If you are prone to violence and choke on the spore, maybe it makes you want to gouge out your own eyes.

(The Last of Us season 3?)

8.25.25 - The archeologist told me, with just a bit of mirth, that the legendary Stone of Possibility might be real.

(But it might not be....)

8.26.25 - No matter how brave you feel, I don’t recommend that you try to steal the annex if you are either feeling anger, or are naked.

(However, if you are both angry AND naked, feel free.)

Perfect Situation - Weezer

Today is August 27th, 2025. The song of the day is "Perfect Situation" by Weezer.

Been Caught Stealing - Jane's Addiction

Today is August 26th, 2025. The song of the day is "Been Caught Stealing" by Jane's Addiction.

(cuz of events from yesterday.)

Elenor - Me First and the Gimme Gimmes

And the bonus song of the day is "Elenor" by Me First and the Gimme Gimmes.

Street Fighting Man - The Rolling Stones

Today is August 25th, 2025. The song of the day is "Street Fighting Man" by The Rolling Stones.

Momentum - Aimee Mann

Today is August 24th, 2025. The song of the day is "Momentum" by Aimee Mann.

Penny on the Train Track - Ben Kweller

Today is August 23rd, 2025. The song of the day is "Penny on the Train Track" by Ben Kweller.

Ruiner - Nine Inch Nails

Today is August 22nd, 2025. The song of the day is "Ruiner" by Nine Inch Nails. (Maybe this is the universe's way of telling me I need to re-listen to this album...)

Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town - Pearl Jam

Today is August 21st, 2025. The song of the day is "Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town" by Pearl Jam. (I think this may be my favorite Pearl Jam song).

Wordle Wednesday #27

 8.13.25 - Sylvia was proud to own the ranch that made the best kefir in the city, but wished you didn’t have to take a ferry to get to it.

(I... actually got nothing for this one.)

8.14.25 - The somber knell from the funeral of my enemy was the ringtone in my phone under “nasty” in the directory. 

(He ought to feel honored I had him in my directory at all.)

8.15.25 - That first soul crushing “cheep” you hear from the monster chicken on level two will make sure you are awake and will embed itself into your nightmares.

(Chick-a-dee China, the Chinese Chicken?)

8.16.25 - I started to choke up when they offered me the Doesn’t Get Enough Sleep Badge, but when I saw it was an ugly matte orange, I decided to waive receiving it.

(Man, I would probably wear the Doesn't Get Enough Sleep Badge with honor.)

8.17.25 - We didn’t have to bleep his lousy drawl, but did in case any children were watching.

(ya'll. this joke is ****ing heelarious.)

8.18.25 - Before I could utter, “Have you begun the newest issue of ‘Nervous Monthly’?” my jumpy friend told me to read the article.

(Reading that magazine always makes me anxious.)

8.19.25 - Getting bored doing rowdy, wordy sentences.

(not really. I'm still enjoying doing these, just thought the word selection this time was too funny to resist)

Selling Jesus - Skunk Anansie

Today is August 20th, 2025. The song of the day is "Selling Jesus" by Skunk Anansie.

Eve of Destruction - Barry McGuire

Today is August 19th, 2025. The song of the day is "Eve of Destruction" by Barry McGuire.