Because I've got nothing of interest to post, I'll go ahead and post my googlism results. Commentary by me will be in italics.
Also, for sake of space, I'm not posting the entire thing.

pat is all that
Yes. Yes I am.

pat is an international circus performer who has entertained
Well, I don't like to brag about it, but...

pat is there something wrong with the board ??
[laughing head] No, not that I'm aware of.

pat is back
And how!

pat is a rock band
Woooooooo!

pat is knitting there
"Do not mock me, for I knit." ~ Chainsaw

pat is alive and unbroken
"Oh, but do I deserve to be? Is that the question? And if so, if so, who answers, who answers?"...God, I'm a dork.

pat is making more and
Yes, go on...

pat is a great way to get to know yourself

pat is perfect
You read it here first.

pat is gon be some nigga chicken head in jail
Hmm.

pat is married to olive
"Why blows me down!"

pat is twice as old as chris was when pat was as old as chris is now
Pfft. Math.

pat is reading
and writing!

pat is an idiot who has no life
You read it here first.

pat is not for sale
But my soul is!

pat is an enthusiastic and personable professional who has made significant contributions to his profession
Classic.

pat is at it again
Do I ever stop?!

pat is happy
Yes.

pat is making more and pat is making more and more sense
Wiggle the shark bait under the salmon car. And don't release the elevator!

pat is on the roof
And the roof, the roof, the roof is on fire.

pat is at the strip joint where chris tends bar only because pat is checking the gas as a gas management specialist and advisor for southland gas
Oh.

pat is with the world? please let us know and we
Yes. I would like to know. *Is* Pat with the world?

pat is always there somewhere
I know!! I can't escape him!

pat is ready & waiting to serve you
As you wish.

pat is a penis
And a penis is a weird thing.

pat is at the sharp end of fashion
...of 1986, maybe.

pat is no exception
That hurts. I would think that I often times am the exception. But either way, I rule.