10.8.25 - The mosquito’s to-do list read simply: “today - annoy people”.
(brilliant, if I do say so myself.)
10.9.25 - In an attempt to show how hardy he was, Randy, the new mayor, passed a bylaw stating that if you are tardy, you don’t get to have any pizza for a week.
(Randy's a hardass.)
10.10.25 - The piggy wondered if the lever near the table could remove the flesh from the farmer.
(That'll do, pig.)
10.11.25 - The pancake stack was great but no match for the waffles.
(They ARE thicker.)
10.12.25 - I found that if you wound the gnome, it will panic and head north.
(Feels like video game or role-playing game lore. But, it's probably also just a fact.)
10.13.25 - The weary pirate meant for us to be unable to guess the location he hid the pearl, but it was obvious it was in his beard.
(Oh, Pearlbeard, you silly goose.)
10.14.25 - Everyone in the forum thought that the guy in the suit of armor extolling the deliciousness of a wormy smore was a moron, but nobody said anything.
(I thought about ending this sentence with "everyone" discovering that wormy smores were actually good, and that you shouldn't prejudge. But, went with the warnings of groupthink instead. Both lessons are pretty relevant.)
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