3.26.25 - If you are able to bleed from your elbow at will, a bad spot to do that trick is on a plane.
(True. Although, is there really a good spot to do it?)
3.27.25 - If you can raise the speed of how fast you fold a sheet by seven, you’ll get the laundry done in no time.
(Okay, but what if there's a trade-off? Like, sure, sheet-folding increased by sevenfold, but my sock matching skills decreased by ten!)
3.28.25 - Enact the verse oddly, and the prize will surge into your hands.
(Despite following this advice, Björk has never won a grammy.)
3.29.25 - See if you can shape your sorry to sound more authentic.
(Sorry, I can't.)
3.30.25 - Will the cost of the scary paint alter the total quota?
(I'm going to go out on a limb and say "yes", because everything costs more lately.)
3.31.25 - The bland crime did not boost the booty behind the booth.
(Well, crime doesn't pay.)
4.1.25 - Newer Jewel music is cool.
(Hey, Jewel's back in Wordle Wednesday. Is... is she even making new music, though?)
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