I met him in a swamp down in Dagobah Where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda S-O-D-A, soda I saw the little runt sitting there on a log I asked him his name and in a raspy voice he said "Yoda" Y-O-D-A, Yoda Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yoda Well, I've been around, but I ain't never seen A guy who looks like a muppet, but he's wrinkled and green Oh, my Yoda Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yoda Well, I'm not dumb, but I can't understand How he can lift me in the air just by raising his hand Oh, my Yoda Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yoda Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yoda Well, I left home just a week before And I've never ever been a Jedi before But Obi Wan, he set me straight, of course He said, "Go to Yoda and he'll show you the Force" Well, I'm not the kind that would argue with Ben So it looks like I'm gonna start all over again With my Yoda Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yoda Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yoda Yoda Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yoda Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yoda So I used the Force I picked up a box I lifted some rocks While I stood on my head Well, I won't forget what Yoda said He said, "Luke, stay away from the darker side" "If you start to go astray, let the Force be your guide" Oh, my Yoda Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yoda "I know Darth Vader's really got you annoyed" "But remember, if you kill him, then you'll be unemployed" Oh, my Yoda Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yoda Well, I heard my friends really got in a mess So I'm gonna have to leave Yoda I guess But I know that I'll be coming back some day I'll be playing this part 'til I'm old and gray The long-term contract I had to sign Says I'll be making these movies 'til the end of time With my Yoda Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yoda Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yoda Yoda Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yoda Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yoda Yoda Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yoda Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yoda Yoda Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yoda Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yoda
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I met him in a swamp down in Dagobah
Where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda
S-O-D-A, soda
I saw the little runt sitting there on a log
I asked him his name and in a raspy voice he said "Yoda"
Y-O-D-A, Yoda
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yoda
Well, I've been around, but I ain't never seen
A guy who looks like a muppet, but he's wrinkled and green
Oh, my Yoda
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yoda
Well, I'm not dumb, but I can't understand
How he can lift me in the air just by raising his hand
Oh, my Yoda
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yoda
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yoda
Well, I left home just a week before
And I've never ever been a Jedi before
But Obi Wan, he set me straight, of course
He said, "Go to Yoda and he'll show you the Force"
Well, I'm not the kind that would argue with Ben
So it looks like I'm gonna start all over again
With my Yoda
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yoda
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yoda
Yoda
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yoda
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yoda
So I used the Force
I picked up a box
I lifted some rocks
While I stood on my head
Well, I won't forget what Yoda said
He said, "Luke, stay away from the darker side"
"If you start to go astray, let the Force be your guide"
Oh, my Yoda
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yoda
"I know Darth Vader's really got you annoyed"
"But remember, if you kill him, then you'll be unemployed"
Oh, my Yoda
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yoda
Well, I heard my friends really got in a mess
So I'm gonna have to leave Yoda I guess
But I know that I'll be coming back some day
I'll be playing this part 'til I'm old and gray
The long-term contract I had to sign
Says I'll be making these movies 'til the end of time
With my Yoda
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yoda
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yoda
Yoda
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yoda
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yoda
Yoda
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yoda
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yoda
Yoda
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yoda
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yoda
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