Suppose I accidentally got my shit together Would I get a medal? Or a pat on the back and a little feather I could stick in my cap or pin it to my shirt Go out in the yard and poke it in the dirt Or leave it in the woods where it couldn't be found If it fell over, would it make a sound? And if it did, would it be the sound that you like? Or should I do it over until I get it right? You say everything I know is wrong So do me a favor, and play along For a minute, as the rusty gears turn Don't be alarmed If you smell something burning upstairs It's a little BB Rolling around in a box car See us together Maybe it wouldn't be hard to explain If I only had a brain Somewhere on a higher mental plain (I might learn to come in from the rain) I might learn to come in from the rain (If I had a clue) if I had a clue (Would I still be here with you) Would I still be here with you (Gee whiz, if I only had a brain) Gee whiz, if I only had a brain Who's that? Oh, my little friend cupid Wearing a shirt that says "I'm with stupid" Always nearby wherever I go He's looking out for me, don't you know Mr. excitement, never in a rut Johnny on the spot with an arrow in the butt Ouch! I guess your love is true Now, if I could only get a clue Somewhere on a higher mental plain (I might learn to come in from the rain) I might learn to come in from the rain (If I had a clue) if I had a clue (Would I still be here with you) Would I still be here with you (Gee whiz, if I only had a brain) Gee whiz, if I only had a brain (Had a brain) (Had a brain) (Had a brain) (Had a brain)
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Suppose I accidentally got my shit together
Would I get a medal?
Or a pat on the back and a little feather
I could stick in my cap or pin it to my shirt
Go out in the yard and poke it in the dirt
Or leave it in the woods where it couldn't be found
If it fell over, would it make a sound?
And if it did, would it be the sound that you like?
Or should I do it over until I get it right?
You say everything I know is wrong
So do me a favor, and play along
For a minute, as the rusty gears turn
Don't be alarmed
If you smell something burning upstairs
It's a little BB
Rolling around in a box car
See us together
Maybe it wouldn't be hard to explain
If I only had a brain
Somewhere on a higher mental plain
(I might learn to come in from the rain)
I might learn to come in from the rain
(If I had a clue) if I had a clue
(Would I still be here with you)
Would I still be here with you
(Gee whiz, if I only had a brain)
Gee whiz, if I only had a brain
Who's that?
Oh, my little friend cupid
Wearing a shirt that says "I'm with stupid"
Always nearby wherever I go
He's looking out for me, don't you know
Mr. excitement, never in a rut
Johnny on the spot with an arrow in the butt
Ouch! I guess your love is true
Now, if I could only get a clue
Somewhere on a higher mental plain
(I might learn to come in from the rain)
I might learn to come in from the rain
(If I had a clue) if I had a clue
(Would I still be here with you)
Would I still be here with you
(Gee whiz, if I only had a brain)
Gee whiz, if I only had a brain
(Had a brain)
(Had a brain)
(Had a brain)
(Had a brain)
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