[Marge noise]

1) Church sign wisdom:

GOD NEVER GAVE PARENTS THEIR CHILDREN TO KEEP THEM FROM CHURCH

2) Started watching Penn & Teller's Bullshit! today. Not sure how I feel about the program overall, but I think my title covers a lot of it. It's a three disc show, and we only have di'sc 1 right now. We will probably remove discs 2 & 3 from our queueue.

3)Ear, nose & throat

4) computers

5) clogged kitchen sink